| Corky Jones: With the mental capacity of a 6-year old, our special needs friend has a particular affection for lending companies.…and pudding cups, Barney & Friends, and fish sticks.
John St. John: An affable, yet socially inept loner with an unrelenting lisp and propensity for spouting clichés at every turn.
Feg Wegstaff: A 4’ 8” Troll with a shrunken neck and cleft palate. His unshakable knowledge of the inane and utterly creepy animal-like purr are just a few of his many attributes.
Lester Johnson: Residing in the cultural epicenter of Tulsa, Oklahoma, this former porn star’s key passions include membership in the KKK and setting up a hospice for special needs children.
Ramon The Bone: Hispanic-American lives on the "chronic" and pleases the ladies with 15" while trying to stay one step ahead of the law...but still covets a 7-day subscription to a well-known newspaper.
Leo Paselli: Irascible floor supervisor for an insurance call center in Patterson, NJ who's not at all pleased when a mortgage-lending company ties up his phone lines.
Salesh Chakakhan: Neurotic native of Bangalore, India trying to assimilate to American culture...with mixed results.
Chaz Featherstone: Weekend news anchor in Indianapolis looks to secure financing for a children's photo studio. Citizens of Indianapolis...lock up your daughters!
Stephen Frederick: Our alternative-lifestyles friend wants to take his lover to see Celine Dion in Toronto and get a lower rate on his home financing at the same time. | 
