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Cornell
Stand-Up / As Seen on TV / Veterans/Legends
Hey you Big Booty Bitches...please slow down.

Male
69 years old
Los Angeles
United States



Last Login: 7/13/2009
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   Cornell's Comedian Bio
BioCornell Reid is a hilarious comedian. He tells jokes that make the world laugh! In fact in 1994 he made the world laugh so hard, he destroyed most of Northridge, Ca
Websitecornellreid.com
InfluencesDan Rather, Rachel Ray, gotta say my guuuurl Tyra, and East Madagascar.
MembersAlbert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Plato, Jeff Gilooly, my friend Dan, and all black people on earth.
TV ShowsTom Goes to the Mayor
FilmsToo many to name.

   


    Cornell's Interests
Generalmyspace image comments, bulletins, regular comments, event invitations, friend requests, messages, blocked profiles, and webcams
Music
Movies
this movie of myself doing stand-up is my favorite movie i've ever seen!
Television
BooksDilbert even though it gets a little too wordy sometimes.
Heroes
Groups: THE MESSIAHSComedians ClubCHANNEL 8Sweet Staches!STAND UP @ VELVET JONES, SANTA BARBARATom Goes To The MayorGrown-ups for Tatu!Rappin 4Tay - 4Flavaz Entertainment

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     Cornell's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Arcata
Body type:6' 2" / Body builder
Zodiac Sign:Virgo
Smoke / Drink:Yes / Yes
Education:Some college
Occupation:Face crusher.

   Cornell's Schools
Arcata High
Arcata, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Face Busting
Clubs: Crossfire
 

1998 to 2002

   Cornell's Networking
Television - Talent - Comedian
hilarious. that's all that needs to be said.


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   Upcoming Gigs
Apr 28 2009 9:00P
Who’s Available @ Westside Eclectic Santa Monica CA
Apr 29 2009 7:00P
Lucky Strike Hollywood CA
Jul 22 2009 7:00P
punkhouse @ westside eclectic Santa Monica CA

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Jun 11 2009 10:00 AM

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Jun 12 2009 5:27 PM

Hey! stoppin through to show luv and let ya know i got a new release from my album "The New King" up call "Get My Doe" give it a listen and drop me a comment 1 Denali
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Jun 10 2009 10:45 PM

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Jun 20 2009 5:37 AM

Hey what's up Cornell just out here promotin.

Swing over to my page and give me some plays. Download cuts free on the reverbnation thing or you can support me by buying songs on the rawrip one.

Thanks and may God Bless your soul in these troubled times :)

If you ever want to find out the truth about what's happening right now do your own research, but infowars.com (Alex Jones is amazing with his movies, daily free 4 hour podcasts) and lewrockwell.com/blog (Lew is one of the leading anti-state pro-market juggernauts) and also texemarrs.com for his weekly podcast. Texe is awesome and has taught me so much valuable info I gotta spread the word about him.

It also wouldn't be a bad time to make sure you have a strong personal relationship with your God, whoever that may be, I personally believe the gospel of Jesus Christ is the key to everything.

Much Love-
Peace
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Jun 17 2009 7:44 AM

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Jun 20 2009 8:39 AM

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Jun 23 2009 6:59 AM


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Jun 12 2009 5:27 PM

Hey! stoppin through to show luv and let ya know i got a new release from my album "The New King" up call "Get My Doe" give it a listen and drop me a comment 1 Denali
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Jun 8 2009 9:33 PM

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Apr 30 2009 7:15 PM

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Event Support - a short documentary about my adventure on the tour of the unknown coast! come on out. it will be fun!
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Apr 25 2009 12:54 AM

Chinese Sick Day

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.



The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.



Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon… You got nice house.

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Mar 30 2009 9:53 AM

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Mar 23 2009 9:36 PM

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Mar 17 2009 9:34 AM

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Mar 12 2009 2:03 AM

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Jan 30 2009 12:05 AM

i am just as famous i was when you saw me last...hahahahahahahah

how the hell you been dude?

are you and sean still doing the early show on tuesdays at the club?


i would like to be a patron and comedian there.
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Jan 26 2009 8:12 PM

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Dec 25 2008 10:46 PM

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