Cornell Reid is a hilarious comedian. He tells jokes that make the world laugh! In fact in 1994 he made the world laugh so hard, he destroyed most of Northridge, Ca
Website
cornellreid.com
Influences
Dan Rather, Rachel Ray, gotta say my guuuurl Tyra, and East Madagascar.
Members
Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, Plato, Jeff Gilooly, my friend Dan, and all black people on earth.
yeah, I dont myspace much... but to your point yes yes she did deserve it. She got the impression we were dating. You would think she would take the hint that I wouldnt fuck her sober but no she got all attached then was surprised when she asked me "are you dumping me?" and I replayed, "We were dating?" apparently that wasn't the right thing to say but I always wanted one of those screaming in public breakups that makes your friends feel all aquward and I thought what the hell most of my previous breakups were all wimpy and I cared enough about the girl's feelings that we left on good terms. (does that make me a dick? meh being a dick beats being a pussy I suppose) What the fuck have you been up to man? I am in Bend OR... Its got a few good breweries and the outdoors going for it and that's about it.
The Ed Galvez Punk House (awesomedude30. blip. tv) is performing at the Westside Eclectic Theater tomorrow at 9PM. Located at 1323-A 3rd St. Promenade. Would love to see you there!
July 2nd 9pm
Tia Ayers (Girls Next Door) Tess Barker (Comedy Central Stage) Paul Danke (The Fo Show) Thomas Fowler (UCB, Improv Olympic) Jon Huck (Real Wedding Crashers) Meghan Parks (Freak Dance @ UCB) Mark Serritella (Comedy Central's Open Mic Fight)
