The Emperor of the E.F.U.
Greg Lang
Greg Lang I don't doubt your awesomeness - I just doubt your ability to contend with mine

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25 years old
Dixon, California
United States



Last Login: 11/27/2009
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    The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Interests
GeneralAnything from a good book to an unplanned adventure.
MusicHeavy Metal, Rock, Blues, some Funk, Classical, Experimental. Primus, GWAR, Killswitch Engage, Type O Negative, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Tom Waits, Warren Zevon, Pantera, Pro-Bot, Buckethead, Slayer, All that Remains, Shadows Fall, Devil Driver, Colonel Claypools Bucket of Bernie Brains, Colonel Claypools Fearless Flying Frog Brigade, Cobra Strike, Justin King (solo not his band), Kaki King, ... etc.
MoviesA hideous amount of films... It's best to just ask and I'll answer
TelevisionI don't watch standard TV, but I do rent decent shows like Rome, Big Love, Dead Like Me, Dexter, Arrested Development, and various others.
BooksAnything that strikes my fancy. I read New York Times Bestsellers and I also read books that will never make it into the mainstream. I like to mix it up.
HeroesDread Pirate Roberts Antigone The Che Arch Bishop Romero William Wallace and any bad mother that is willing to stand firm against certain death for something they believe in.

     The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Details
Status:Single
Here for:Dating, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Vaccaville California
Body type:6' 1" / Athletic
Religion:Atheist
Zodiac Sign:Cancer
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Occupation:Student

   The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Schools
University Of California-Davis
Davis,CA
Graduated: N/A
Degree: In Progress
Major: History
Minor: Education
 
Current Courses:

2008 to Present
Grossmont College
El Cajon,California
Graduated: 2008
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Associate's Degree
Major: History
Minor: -
Greek:   Alpha Sigma Sigma

2003 to 2008
Rancho Bernardo High
Poway, CALIFORNIA
Graduated: 2002
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Theatrical Arts - Fucktardery
Clubs: Drama Club Digital Media Club The Club Club - dude we were so club
 

2000 to 2002
Central Kitsap High School
Silverdale, WASHINGTON
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
Major: Theatrical Arts - Delinquency
 

1999 to 2000

   The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Companies
Phoenix Nutritionals
San Diego, CA US
Despot of Customer Service
Southern California

A bunch of different ones
Tweeter
San Diego, CA US
Scheduler
IHI

11/04 - 04/05
Teletech
Bremerton, WA US
Customer Service Representative
Nextel

10/02 - 02/03
Hollywood Video
San Diego, CA US
Shift Leader
Rancho Bernardo

08/01 - 01/02



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   The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Blurbs
About me:

The Bachelor

Deliberate Gentle Sex Master (DGSM)

The Bachelor

Straight-up. Studly. Congratulations, you are The Bachelor.

You're an honest, good-thinking guy, and though you're very sexually active, people don't perceive you as a male-slut or man-whore or guy-dick-putter-inner or whatever. You have a sterling reputation.

You're a careful person, perhaps too much so for your friends' tastes, but girls like that in you. You probably don't kiss & tell. And you definitely don't brag. You know you don't have to prove anything to anyone. It's as if you believe in monogamy, so long as it's with lots of different people.

Our guess is that you've got some kind of word-of-mouth going with the girls out there, and that in the future, your sex partners will get even more plentiful, and more attractive, too.

You will settle down eventually, and make an excellent husband. You seem like the type who is into the idea of making copies of yourself, so you'll probably have kids. Bear in mind, meanwhile, this can get expensive.

ALTERNATE ENDING: You will die broke and alone. Vermin will feast on your ragged body for five days before the groundskeeper notices. The thing is, when somebody dies in a public restroom, the natural odor of his decomposing flesh is often masked by the feces smell.

Your exact male opposite:

The Manchild

The Manchild

Random Brutal Love Dreamer

Always avoid: The Wild Rose (RBLD)

Consider: The Dirty Little Secret (DGSM), The Intern (DGSD)

Link: The Online Dating Persona Test | OkCupid - dating services | Dating
My profile name: : Ogulus
"A Discordian is anyone willing to look at windmills and concede that they might be giants." - Holy Temple of the Sts. John “As for our common defense, we reject as false the choice between our safety and our ideals.” Barack Obama (Quote influenced by Ben Franklin) "I never should have let that girl get away. She could have fucked the fuckscapacitor off of an elite fuckrobot, any day of the week, and still had energy to spare." - Me "I contend we are both atheists, I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours." --Stephen F. Roberts "It will yet be the proud boast of women that they never contributed a line to the bible." –George W. Foote "We are aware that this judgment of ours does not makes confronting that reality any easier. That is the fate of democracy, in whose eyes not all means are permitted, and to whom not all the methods used by her enemies are open." Aharon Barak - Holocaust Survivor "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." Winston Churchill "It is better to be a lion for a day than it is to be a sheep for a 100 years." - Italian Proverb
Though some say it is better to be a living sheep than a dead lion.
To that I say BAH!
I act according to what I feel is "right", and not according to what someone tells me is "right".
Beyond that I occasionally say funny stuff, and I generally have a good time conversing with people.
"When you have a philosophy or a gospel... I don't care
whether it's a religious gospel or if it's a political
gospel, an economic gospel, or a social gospel...
if it's not going to do something for you and me right
here, right now to hell with that gospel."
- Malcolm X "The fall of empires has been a good thing, because it gives more people a chance to exploit their own people without outside interference." - Anonymous Humans are the only animal to domesticate themselves. - GSL
Who I'd like to meet:
Anyone who can gird themselves manfully. Which is required to stomach my presence. I like my women like I like my coffee - decaffeinated, black, bitter, and hot as hell. "As for those who have divided their religion and broken up and into factions, have nothing to do with them. Their case rests with God: in time He will tell them about their deeds" - Prophet Muhammad Sura 6:159 The Qu'ran. I tend to agree, except for that God part.

   


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The Emperor of the E.F.U.'s Friends Comments
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Tiffany

Tiffany



Oct 23 2009 1:30 AM

why thank you, just not used to my new mommy looks, as far as differences in my body due to baby and all... but thank you, i just have to convince myself of the same now hehe... how are you? haven't talked to you in forever!
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Jul 26 2009 6:56 PM

So happy you came last night, I hope you enjoyed yourself. Too bad you couldn't come tonight in LA, the crowd is deemed to be bigger and badder. Course, you know this =]
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Jul 15 2009 6:18 PM

You won't be sorry.

'm gonna try and get my sister to go too. She misses you too.
afghAngie ♥ Destinial

Angela Najand



Jun 29 2009 1:55 AM

Hey happy birthday, thanks for finally deciding to make me your myspace friend lol
★ღ Desiree Lazaruis ღ ☆

Desiree Lazaruis



Jun 26 2009 4:52 PM

thank u. i did very much.
★ღ Desiree Lazaruis ღ ☆

Desiree Lazaruis



Jun 26 2009 11:19 AM

i gave birth last tuesday.
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Jun 19 2009 2:18 AM

hit me up if you're free!

858-652-2838
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Jun 16 2009 6:00 PM

oi, aren't you in town?
Hidden City Derby Girls

Hidden City Derby Girls



May 25 2009 7:23 PM

hcdg
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Apr 30 2009 5:14 PM

oi, you come down the day after a good one, hmmm lemme check and get back to you on that, glad to hear you're coming down. Show or not, I must see you. You are my epic ham sandwhich man.

My children will know of you!

....

Okay that's creepy, sorry, me having children, that's also wrong, hahahaha
Tesshire

Tenessa Eakins



Apr 24 2009 5:52 AM

Greeeeeeg....greeeeg, the're coming for you greg.

Nah, actually it's just me, muahahah.

oi, shows are coming up, I need wing men.
Time has come to show me the goodies hahaha
~*§ou® Gi®l*~

Jessie Günter



Apr 14 2009 7:30 AM

I love you, Greg! You have always been such a great friend to me and I just thought I'd share this with you.. in case you didn't know.


So, when might I get a chance to see you again? I just moved to Castro Valley (which is 1 city away from where I was in Hayward aka 5-10 mins away).


Anywho, hope all is well. Let me know if you want to come for a visit soon. i'm not TERRIBLY far, as you know.


<3
OTIS to you and you and you

OTIS to you and you and you



Apr 13 2009 12:38 AM

Yeah... you know how much EBM (extreme black metal) folk dig their Necrimonicon and Lovecraft.

I was always fond of Inanna/Ishtar, their christ-like sacrifice who was torn to pieces in the underworld and then rose to life.

It's so funny how the pre-christian religions always had bitchin' awesome powerful goddesses.

We get zombie christ, mary the whore, and a god who can't make up his mind if he wants to be petty or benevolent.

It's not fair.
SHRUM Benedictum Bass

Chris Shrum



Apr 7 2009 8:21 PM

Whats up man hows things going? long time no see.
+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+

+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+



Mar 27 2009 3:09 PM

It was great seeing you!! Sorry I didn't get to hang out longer :(
wool.i.am

wool.i.am



Mar 25 2009 11:18 PM

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Rebecca Lancaster



Mar 21 2009 4:48 AM

Bring it on man..LETS ROLL!!!!
wool.i.am

wool.i.am



Mar 18 2009 12:14 AM

Happy St. Patty's with the best Whose Line is it Anyways blooper
+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+

+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+



Mar 17 2009 5:58 AM

it's doesn't have to be the 24th, Anyday is fine.
I'm working all week so it'll have to be during my lunch hour, or after 5 :)
+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+

+*¨^¨*+ Sarah Beara +*¨^¨*+



Mar 17 2009 4:25 AM

that would be great!! I am in the process of moving-so let me know when is good for you, and it will be so :) My bday is the 24th maybe we could do Sushi!
wool.i.am

wool.i.am



Mar 13 2009 8:18 AM

~*§ou® Gi®l*~

Jessie Günter



Mar 7 2009 10:48 PM

Photobucket
Photobucket
>:D
Christopher Shay

Christopher Shay



Feb 24 2009 8:59 PM

U wanna See something fucked up....

http://www. youtube. com/watch?v=XKwteCwCSMw

Ur trailer was weirder...but this ain't bad.
&A E R i A L M A R i E$

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Feb 22 2009 3:45 AM

haha thank youu=]
i knoee imma go buck wild! lol
~*§ou® Gi®l*~

Jessie Günter



Feb 20 2009 10:45 AM

We are in need of another visit. Miss ya.
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