Burlesque, dancing, dancing, and more dancing, werewolves, pin-up, classic cars, comic books, fear, loathing, revenge, queens, sloth, envy, drinking, guns, music, bunnies, vampires, sex, making-out, high heels, corsets, pin-up modeling, candy, bowling, boobs, Las Vegas style, switchblades, shaking my ass.
This is a commercial made by the bartender at the local dive punk bar, The Cobalt. My burlesque troupe is featured in the video... Evil Bastard and Violet Femme (our troupe hosts) are singing the Cobalt song (sung to the tune of the Coco Cabana...)
Music
Big John Bates Band, Munly and the Lee Lewis Harlots, Woven Hand, The Matadors, Reverend Glasseye, .357 String Band, The Legendary Shack Shakers, Sixteen Horsepower, O'Death, The Red Devils, Reverend Beat-man, Slim Cessna's Auto Club, Reverend Horton Heat, The 5,6,7,8s, Darkest of the Hillside Thickets, Southern Culture on the Skids, Nashville Pussy, Patsy Cline, Johnny Cash, Elvis, Motley Crue, Eartha Kitt, Frank Sinatra, Nina Simone, Squirrel Nut Zippers, Motorhead, The Damned, David Bowie, The Vendettas, She Wants Revenge, The VLA, Mr. Plow.
Movies
Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!, Bubba Hotep, Six String Samuri, Grindhouse, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Tank Girl, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Toxic Avenger, Cannibal the Musical, Dirty Dancing, Rise of the Lycans, 1000 Miles to Graceland, anything with Elvis in it.
Television
Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, the Muppet Show, Kathy Griffin:My Life on the D-List, Robot Chicken, Aeon Flux.
Books
Alpha Omega- Max Childers,
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Hunter S. Thompson,
Burlesque: legendary stars of the stage- Jane Briggeman,
Dead Elvis- Greil Marcus,
On The Road- Jack Kerouac
Heroes
Veronica Lake, Bettie Page, Tura Satana, Marlene Deitrich, Elvis Presley, Eartha Kitt, Jessica Rabbit, Margaret Cho, Kelly, RuPaul, Marilyn Monroe, Carolyn Jones, Mae West.
About me:
This racy red hot rod will leave tread marks on your heart and do a dance on your liver while wearing stilettos. The zippiest little number who zooms through your straight-ways, hugging your curves, and caressing your center-line... Classier than a Buick, more curves than a Cadillac, and one helluva set of headlights! She will get your engine revving! She'll shine your chrome and boil your oil! She will run you down with a smile!
She is Corvetta Curves: a switchblade fighter, rockabilly princess, hot rod queen, greaser, friend of the Naked House, built for burlesque, curves for days, big-bust, hard-drinking, corset-wearing, beer-swilling, cat-calling, red lipstick-wearing, sequin worshiping, trashy, tight dress-wearing, stiletto-loving, make-out bandit, glamor kitten from the ninth planet of bad-ass sexy dancers...
Corvetta Curves is a member of the Screaming Chicken Theatrical Company and performs regularly in the company's Taboo Revue Burlesque Variety Show! Visit screamingchicken.net
Who I'd like to meet: Dancers, burlesque queens, photographers, musicians, circus freaks, pin-up models, strangers with candy, drag queens, drag kings, the Devil, psychobilly madmen, Elvis impersonators, burlesque fans, corset lovers, hipsters, flipsters, and finger-poppin' daddies, rockabilly lovers, muscle car owners, hot-rodders, drag racers, zombie hunters, vamps, weirdos, Las Vegas performers, gamblers, drugstore cowboys, the very tall, swinging hepcats, greasers, and switchblade sisters.
You must message me and tell me why want to be my friend before I will consider adding you... and if you're just gonna be a horny dumbass, keep it to yourself... grrr.... >.O I don't mind horny I just dislike dumbasses...
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Dark greetings,it's been a while, how are you Corvetta? I hope you are well and ready to party. We came by to let you know, you are welcome to get any tunes you want from our Album “Voracity” at itunes just click on this link We value your friendship so don’t be a stranger and come by for a chat anytime, keep in touch and have a wicked weekend........Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
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