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We are Identical Twins. Cory was born 4 minutes before Chad.(No proof as to which twin was really born first. we are going off what our drunk mother told us.)
Our Mother is a crazy mail lady. She would snap and spray us with mase just for kicks.
Our father was a beer chuggin,Jim Beam guzzlin,Weed smokin,Coke Sniffin,Biker. He would snap and beat our asses for no reason and blame it on Vietnam Flashbacks even though he was never in the armed forces.
He only served time in jail for Minor Bullshit.
We attended over 14 schools and got jumped and the shit beat out of us in most of the schools.We survived by selling blow pops and and making the kids laugh.
We have found "ways" if you will to make it through life being twins. And we are using it to our advantage.
Now were taking our life stories and sharing them with people at a comedy club near you.
The Twin Towers Of Comedy
Website
IDENTICALENTERTAINMENT.COM
Influences
SAM KINISON, ROBIN WILLIAMS,GEORGE CARLIN, ANDREW DICE CLAY, EAZY-E, EDDIE AND CHARLIE MURPHY, RICHARD PRYOR, CHEECH & CHONG, EACH OTHER SINCE OUR PARENTS ARE NOMADS
TV Shows
ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER,MUSIC VIDEOS, GAME SHOWS, MISC EUROPEAN T.V.LAST COMIC STANDING 6. HOSTS OF THE NEXT GREAT DRUMMER REALITY SHOW.
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check us out on ARE YOU SMARTER THAN A 5TH GRADER. LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK!
Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader? - Episode 17
Films
POKEAHOTASS 1 & 2, DOUBLE MINT TRAIN VOL. 1-77
CORY & CHAD 's Interests
General
Stand Up Comedy,Fishing,Camping,Shooting and any other thing we want to do. "CUZ WE CAN".....
Music
Rap,Hip Hop,Metal,Classic Rock,Blues,Old School,Porno Music And just about anything that makes you bob your head...
Movies
Willy Wonka(The real willy wonka not the jonny depp P.O.S.)
Friday,Graffiti Rock,Beverly Hills Cop,48hRS,Trading Places,Stand By Me,Christmas Vacation,Good Fellas,Wild Style,Back To School And Menace 2 Society...
Television
Entourage,Sons of Anarchy,Simpsons,Food Network, Re-Runs of Whats Hapening,Small Wonder. Wonder Years, Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader, Comedy Central,Weeds,Poormans Bikini Beach,Three's Company,Football, and anything that isnt a chick flick or some emotional roller coaster. We like watching something that makes us laugh most of all.
We would like to Thank Jesus and Baby Jesus For making us Twins. It has been the greatest gift we have ever received...
Identical Twins can do things a normal person cant do. Twins all over the world are using being Identical Twins to their advantage. If you want a twin, Vote for Stem Cell Research, or go to France. we hear you can get a clone for like 30 grand and a box of Mike and Ike's.
PLEASE DEMAND US SO WE CAN COME PERFORM IN YOUR CITY
Who I'd like to meet: We would like to meet Robin Williams, ZZ TOP,Howard Stern,Olsen Twins,RUN DMC,R.I.P JAM MASTER JAY,Hulk Hogan,Dave Chapelle,Too short, ALL the original members of N.W.A R.I.P. Eazy-E...Snoop Dogg, The President of Mexico,Santa Claus,Our Dad,Pee wee Herman,Cheech and Chong,Tooth fairy,Michael Jackson,The sparklets water guy,Andy Dick,Korn,Andrew Dice Clay,who ever invented Chico Sticks. we love those things.. and Your MOM......
We would also like to meet any comedian or actor that isnt a D*ck.. And of course we want to meet our fans. Without you we could never do what we do. Its a huge stress relief for us to perform and we have you to thank for that!!
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OMG THE SHOW LAST NIGHT WAS FUCKEN AWSOME YOU GUY'S KILLED IT THE BEST PART WAS THAT THE SEATS WE SAT IN WERE UP FRONT & YOU BROTHER'S ARE FUCKEN HOTTT !!! (-= I CANT WAIT 4 THE NEXT DIRTY SHOW YOU FUCKEN ROCKED MY WORLD LAST NIGHT ...... (-;
LOVE YOUR FRIEND, NATALIE
sorry i didnt get back to you sooner, ive been super busy. i wasnt at the show right b4 halloween but i was at the one last night and it was good i enjoyed it.
hey guys great show last night...it was awesome as always...well except for the cackling bitches who wouldnt shut the fuck up and kept saying something when a performer was up...but other than that good job...till next time
I wish i could fuckin go.. No babysitter lol.. But definitly hit me up about the next one.. i definitly need things to get a little dirty in my life lol.. Maybe ill go kiddnap nicoles ass next show!
Hey dude, Sorry that this came up as last minute guys, but I got sum extra cash on me today, and so I'll be able to make after all! lol so you can count me in for tonite if possible still. I'll be looking forward to seeing you guys and robert there tonight. Thanks again, YOU ROCK!
Thanks guys for offering the free tickets, but the timing is all wrong...but would love to attend if you guys have a show on the weekend; if the schedule is right!
Best Regards,
Keong-Hee
p.s. my baby girl and I watched your video "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader" she would of won you guys some money too! :) Great job!
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