I'd like to be 1 of those guys who can go to the gym, do their hair and still look normal while they are working out...I go to the gym and get on a tredmill for 35 seconds, I start sweating and look like an aneurysm just poped in my f'n brain!
Comedy, besides that, I like what everyone else likes. Sleeping, Playstation, Going out with friends, and working. Told you I am a geek.
Music
I listen to anything as long as its a good song.
Movies
I have so many favorite movies there is no way I could list them all..my problem is that I spend like $200 a month on cable and have 7 HBO's 6 Cinimax's, 5 Starz, and 5 Showtime's....yet there is never ANYTHING good on there!! How many times does HBO have to play "How Stella Got Her Groove Back?" I don't know stella, or care about Stella, or care about that fact that she lost her groove, and really am not wondering how she got it back?? Why can't HBO2 just show 3 Amigos 24/7?
Television
I was actually a big fan of that show "Caveman" on ABC. Then I sw the ratings for teh show and saw that only 2 people in the whole country watched it. I said, "Wow, I wonder who the other guy that watched it was?" Then my brother called telling me about this show called Caveman. If you missed it don't worry about it, just sit there and stare at a bare wall for 30 minutes, thats pretty much what you missed out on!
Books
One time I ordered a book off the internet that was called, "5 Steps to Pick Up Chicks", I opened it up and it said Step 1, "Get off the Internet"!
Heroes
My Hero's are very deep people that we all see and love everyday! 31 year old business suit guy/playground basketball weekend warrior guy, The guy who thinks he knows someone at every club and bar and shouldn't have to wait in line guy, the "Do you know who I am Guy", the "I work all week to pay for my overpriced car" guy, Chris Hansen, Guys that wear wife beaters to clubs, Long Island Tough Guys, the Staten Island Haircut with the fade all around the head so the dude looks like a mushroom head tool!! I like that guy too.
Cory's Details
Status:
Swinger
Here for:
Networking, Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Albany, NY
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Catholic
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
College graduate
Occupation:
Pharmacutical Sales
Cory's Schools
Suny College At Oneonta
Oneonta, NEW YORK
Graduated: 2003
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Mass Comm
Clubs: Rugby, Terps, Ost Happy hour
1999 to 2003
Shaker Hs
Latham,New York
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: High School Diploma
About me: I just hope people I went to Highschool with don't look at this and say, "Wow he got fat!!" I don't take life too seriously, I'm a comedian who sells drugs (LEAGALLY!, i'm not a scumbag!!) I think people take this part of myspace way too seriously! Everyone thinks they are special and they have a life story to tell about how they are special, or a survivor. How they made it in life better then someone else, when in the end, we are all just a bunch of insecure idiots, if we weren't we wouldn have a page on here bragging about ourselves, posing half naked in pictures and leaving funny comments just to get some self gratification from another insecure idiot! What can I say about nothing? I'm your basic dude on the internet! I sell Pharmacuticals and I tell jokes, I love telling cheap dick jokes to drunks at 1am on a Tueday night!! I wish I could grow that Long Island/Staten Island Mushroom haircut, because for some reason that gets you hot ass, but my hair sucks! I have weird white guy hair where it just kinda grows out into a white mans afro. I play a lot of xbox and for some reason my ego does not get hurt when I getting my ass kicked online by a 14 year old who has to get to bed soon cause Homeroom starts in 6 hours??Besides that, I do what everyone else does, Hang out, party, work, relax, repeat.
Widget
Who I'd like to meet: The dude who talked my Dad into not buying condoms!
2 of my favorite comics in the sketch that raised me! You really have to question my parents parenting skills to let me watch this sketch when I was only 9 years old!!
I know!! I found that picture somewhere. You may have even sent it to me when we were still in college. I think your right, you were A.J.....I have to change that. Haha...I guess I need to do my research on the Backstreet Boys.
The chimney's in descent shape. Not great. And I found some termite damage in a crawl space, and some structural flaws in the foundation so, all in all, it was a pretty fun cocktail party.
When I die, I want to be frozen. And if they have to freeze me in pieces, so be it. I will wake up stronger than ever because I will use that time to have figure out exactly why I died and what moves I could have done to defend myself better.
Seriously. . . do you only call when you need something and then hang up without a goodbye?? Hope you had a great Thanksgiving. . . I am sure I will be getting another one of those calls in a few weeks!! Talk to you soon hun!!
