You had to be a big shot, didn't you
All your friends were so knocked out
You had to have the last word, last night...
So much fun to be around
You had to have a white hot spotlight
You had to be a big shot last night
The National Transportation Safety Board (NTSB) recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. Auto Makers for the past 5 years.
The Auto Makers were installing black box voice recorders in four-wheel drive pickup trucks and SUVs in an effort to determine in fatal accidents the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
They were not surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the recorded words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh Shit".
Only the upper section of Maine, specifically Caribou, Presque Isle, Fort Kent, Madawaska, Houlton, Mars Hill, Van Buren, Clayton Lake, and the entire northwestern area including Rangeley Greenville, Eustis (and one small town in southern Maine - Lebanon) were different.
89.3 percent of the final words from drivers of four wheel drive pickup truck and SUVs from the above named areas in Maine were: "Hold my beer, I'm gonna try something"
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