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Count Dante
Rock / Comedy / Metal

Kung Fu Rock and Roll Success Seminar!



Original Daly City, California
United States

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Last Login:  11/13/2009
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   Count Dante: General Info
Member Since8/1/2004
Band Websitewww.count-dante.com
Band MembersCount Dante, lead vocals, bass, grappling, success
General Tom Lesondak, tactical guitar soloing solutions
Jim "Ch'I Power" Henderson, drums, vocals, fiscal responsibility
InfluencesJohn Fitzgerald Kennedy, KISS, AC/DC, Alice Cooper, Arthur Brown, Scremin' Jay Hawkins, Jack Kirby, Tom Jones, 1970s Micronauts comics, Thin Lizzy, William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Telly Savalas, Tom Vu, Elvis Presley, Iron Maiden, Queen, Steve Leialoha, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Bad Sci-Fi Kirby Cap, Rush, Willie Dixon, that Junior Welles record with Buddy Guy playing guitar on it, Cactus, Electric Mud, Benjamin Grimm, Motorhead, Styx, Hendrix, Sabbath, Boston, The Upper Crust, Arnocorps, Wild Turkey, Gene LeBell, Royce Gracie, The Glamour Pussies and most importantly... You!
Sounds LikeKiss meets Elvis sound played at a Ramones tempo with Dead Kennedys thrash
Record LabelHofbrau Dojo Records


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   About Count Dante
He is the SHOGUN OF SUCCESS! THE RONIN OF ROMANCE! Hailing from the cold hard mean streets of Redwood City Rock City, COUNT DANTE delivers THE WORLD'S ONLY KUNG FU ROCK AND ROLL SUCCESS SEMINAR. Joined by his BLACK DRAGON FIGHTING SOCIETY, the Count knows that the only way to achieve true SUCCESS amidst our crumbling economy is to combine the HEAVIEST ROCK with the DEADLIEST FIGHTING STYLES. While other bands may entice you with promises of competitively priced beer and moderately cute girls at their shows, only Count Dante and the Black Dragon Fighting Society can transform you from a WORTHLESS LOSER into a DEADLY FIGHTING FORCE for FINANCIAL INDEPENDENCE! Begin your quest to become a MARTIAL ARTS MILLIONAIRE TODAY and attend an upcoming seminar, purchase a CD or buy the Count's bestselling punk wrestling memoir. Details are below.

Count Dante can be reached at countdante(at)pacbell.net

Fat Power (CD): Two tons of two fisted fury with a cover by comic artist Steve Leialoha. Click the button below to order:

COUNT DANTE: Fat Power

The Deadliest Man Alive! The Count's Deadly Debut. 15 tracks of searing success seminar rock. Don't violate the sacred mandamus. Click below to order:

COUNT DANTE: The Deadliest Man Alive!

The Count's BESTSELLING PUNK WRESTLING MEMOIR is out now! Click the image below to ORDER YOUR COPY TODAY!

Count Dante & the Black Dragon Fighting Society shredding on their immortal hit Redwood City Rock City:

Count Dante and the BDFS' new heavy rock anthem, Rock N' Roll Party Tonite:


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Kim Good



Oct 27 2009 3:37 PM

happy halloween witch
Holidays Halloween Comments And Graphics

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Oct 22 2009 4:01 PM

hfa record reverb nation site under construction check it ou give us input about 20 band still too add if you wanna be on out roster contact me or el pasty hfa president
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Psychogeezer

Psychogeezer



Oct 20 2009 7:40 PM

'tween the hofbrau ladies and Milwaukee women, I went to a seminar and ended up with a cd!  Fat Power is a round-house kick of macho rock'n'roll cheese!  Fanx, Count D, i needed that!
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Oct 15 2009 4:46 AM

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Oct 14 2009 8:51 PM

R.I.P.  Captian Lou
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Oct 11 2009 8:33 AM

thanx for all the great comments keep them coming
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Oct 9 2009 4:48 AM

new layout songs and even extra track in my blogs on my new side project hitler jesusasarass rex
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thanx for tha support
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Oct 7 2009 3:51 AM

all new hjr songs give a listen,,,promise to twizt ur brain
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Oct 5 2009 4:28 AM

FINISHED MY BANG POW BOOM TAT TODAY,,WENT WITH MY OWN COLORS,,,,,WHATCHA THINK
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Oct 3 2009 9:16 PM

pics of all my new tats that gerry munoz blue star did for me
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Sep 28 2009 2:45 AM

finished my other wing
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Sep 26 2009 8:09 PM

shucks, twasn't nuthin'
(sorry, i haven't checked the comment board for a while)
D-Squad!
Jane

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Sep 26 2009 8:30 AM

Am I glad to know you! My space is very beautiful! Do pay a visit to it when you are free.

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Sep 26 2009 5:09 AM

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my new side project check it
on my top friends list
out... it's going to be my more daner stuff,, so i can devote this page to hard and heavyvshit
Psychogeezer

Psychogeezer



Sep 24 2009 7:35 AM

yeah -- seen Dante BDFS twice with ArnoCorps and y'all're a GREAT match-up -- it ain't the quantity of the gigs ya play, its the hard-ass-but-suave quality! -- dig! --
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Sep 21 2009 2:54 AM

NEW FLASHY FOE YA
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Sep 19 2009 6:06 PM

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Sep 15 2009 8:12 PM

are there any Count Dante t-shirts available for purchase?
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Sep 15 2009 5:19 AM




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Sep 9 2009 12:33 AM

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