All things BURTAL!! Like ham and turkey sandwhiches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Music
Movies
Easyrider, Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Return of the Living Dead 1-3, Zombie, The Cocain Fiends, Entrails of a Virgin, Nekromantik 2, The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Faces of Death 1-3, Traces of Death 1-3
Television
That 70's Show (Until Donna dumped Eric, that wuz not metal), The Daily Show, Mtv2 Headbangersball, and all other things metul 666!1!1! ..m/
Books
The Satanic Bible By Anton LaVey
The Satanic Witch by Anton LaVey
Beyond Good and Evil by Friedrich Nietzsche
The Anti-christ by Friedrich Nietzsche
Members Of Country Church:
Vocals: Priestess Lynda Slutzven
Guitarist: Shlerman Youngdung
Bassist: Ace E. Decey,
Drums: Yglennie Bungdoffin
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Biography:
Country Church emerged from the Hell Mouth in 1968 to serve to Lord Satan! Throughout our years of service we have taken many forms to spread the word of the almighty dark lord and master. Our music has defied all genre labels and stood the test of time, producing the most contraversial and brutal sounds ever to be recorded by mere humans! We have drawn inspiration for the darkest minds on the Earth and the depths of Hell, including: Immortal, Mayhem, Burzum, Black Sabbath, Cannibal Corpse, GWAR, Lordi, John Wayne Gacy, Jesus Christ, Lord Lucifer,
My Chemical Romance, Winger, and Adam Curry!!!
We are all satanic, viking metal warlords who believe that our totally brutal muzik is the road to slaying souls!! We demand that our followers denounce their false gods and worship at the feet of the almighty Satan. Human sacrafice and menstrual blood drinking are part of our normal routine in ritual and our fans know they will get to see us perform the act live!!! ..M/
Who I'd like to meet: Country Church's favorite sluts of the adult industry who carry-out the Lord Satan's work! Down with the HERD'S MORAILTY!!!! We ask our legions of fans to show these whores the support of the Satanic Masses! The blessings of Satan reign down on these ladies!
Thanx for the add!!! You guys are the greatest metal band of all time because my butt buddy Caex says so 666!1!1!1!1!! Keep metal evil and underground mofos!!!!
GOD! SATAN! LUCIFER! COUNTRY CHURCH TURNS MY CRANK TO THE FULLEST EXTENT! THEIR MUSIC BRUTALLY PUNISHES MY PELVIS LEAVING NOTHING BUT SHARDS OF A DESTROYED BONE MATTER BEHIND AS THEY TRIUMPH OFF INTO THE DARKEST DEPTHS OF HELL!
Thanks for the add guys! My friend Caex turned me on (in more ways than one) to you guys and I have been hooked ever since. He knows everything about metal because his mommy and dog are reel metul. I will alwayz be a fan of Country Church's brutal music or at least until Caex says it isn't cool anymore.
Hail Satan! The Detroit Show was Killer! I have been chosen as a Magistra Templi Rex for the Church of Satan and I am currently working to become a High Priest. Can’t wait for the next gathering, and hope to see your show. Keep burnin churches Horns Up!!!
I JUST LOVE YOU TRUE BLACK METUL MANICS!1!1!1111!!! YOU IZ BTTA THAN ALL THOZE NU-METUL NOT REEL M3TUL 666!1!1!1!1!1! IF PEOPLE DISAGREE I WILL ARGUE WITH THEM ON THE INTERNET CUZ I AM TRU METUL LIKE MY MOM AND DOG 666!1!1!1!
