pandora radio, amazon-bought cd's (once a month), the faint, keane, royksopp, family force 5, bloc party, live jazz. i've played the piano for a long time, so i'll also tinkle the keys to a lot of different stuff. except urine.
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Movies
so here's the thing, i have netflix. not just that, but the 4 out-at-a-time plan. which means i watch thousands of movies, and am usually not interested in seeing one twice. i can't tell you my favorite movie, because it's the answer to some of those security questions for recovering my password online. ...and you think i'm kidding. i freely admit to movie snobbery, but that's only natural at this point right? blockbusters almost always completely disgust me. roger ebert and i almost always have exactly the same taste. coincidence? or are we TWINS SEPARATED AT BIRTH?! some things are better left to mystery.
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You may know me as the webmaster of the popular college humor website, PointsInCase.com. Or you may know me as the person who once stripped down into boxers at the upscale nightclub Compound in Atlanta and swam laps in the 30 yard, 2.5 ft deep fountain. If you don't know me from either of these things, we're probably not friends yet, and we should get to know each other a little better. I'll start...
"Breathes new life into the delightfully awkward moments of middle school crushes with edgy humor and a compelling poignancy."
-VARIETY.com
"Three thumbs up! If only I was born deformed..."
-Roger Ebert
Who I'd like to meet:
You and your favorite friend.
Humans (not robots or yellow page directories) who like uniqueish music shows, cultural activities, nightlife scenes, eating venues, or makeout spots in Atlanta, and anyone who wants to play tennis around the 5.0 level.
Drinking partners (esp. if you can fill late night weekday positions)
Morning, I'm somewhat "hung-over", so instead of leaving a proper comment, I thought I would just leave the initial blue print and allow your vivid imagination to fill the gaps;
Opener - something about me being Australian and you not being Australian... it's semi funny, you smile, and I write 'lol' even though I'm barely smirking
Compliment - This is the part where I try to act all buddy with a compliment and so ambiguously lead into a comment similar to; Have you read my articles yet, have you have you? HAVE YOU - perfectly vague
Finale - I finish with something so hilarious that you need to change both yours and your cats underwear... and then your left wondering, do cats in Australia wear underwear... yes. Yes they do.
I have decided to sell cars at Bill Heard in Buford, so if you know anyone that wants a new chevy, send them to me. Mention it to your mom and dad and ask them to spread the word too. I'll get you $100 for each customer you get me. Be sure to give your mom and dad my number so anyone needing a car can call me. Thanks!
o-yea, tell people at work, and your employer too! we're not far from atlanta.... not sure where your new condos at, but i know its down there some where. hope you have been good, its been a while since i have seen you. your buddy thats a dj in arkansas is using a story i sent to him! lol. ttyl.
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- Smooches, Jason Cage
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Opener - something about me being Australian and you not being Australian... it's semi funny, you smile, and I write 'lol' even though I'm barely smirking
Compliment - This is the part where I try to act all buddy with a compliment and so ambiguously lead into a comment similar to; Have you read my articles yet, have you have you? HAVE YOU - perfectly vague
Finale - I finish with something so hilarious that you need to change both yours and your cats underwear... and then your left wondering, do cats in Australia wear underwear... yes. Yes they do.
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That Australian Boy.
Az
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May 31 2007 7:42 PM
party like a rock star (which is like every other night for you anyway)!
May 4 2007 2:32 PM
o-yea, tell people at work, and your employer too! we're not far from atlanta.... not sure where your new condos at, but i know its down there some where. hope you have been good, its been a while since i have seen you. your buddy thats a dj in arkansas is using a story i sent to him! lol. ttyl.
Mar 20 2007 8:09 AM
Pointsincase is one of my favourite sites on the net, not a working day of my life does not go by where I don't check it out.
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Where's ED??
Mar 7 2007 1:38 PM
i hope your foos is alive, and tenacious as ever.
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