Cousin

Bio:

"Cousin" is a new musical project made by two guys and a dream. The dream is to completely change the face of music and bring back all the art back into music and to repeat the words back and music in this band bio a few times. We want our Music Back!

Unfortunately, they have no idea what art is, so instead they write and record songs that have absolutely no bearing on anything... ever. These two cousins are the smartest idiots you ever met. They like the word vagina, they like music, and they like Heineken. Don't expect to ever see them point at you. They won't do that, unless you have a vagina, and they are pointing with their dicks. VART is the way the caca mumbles. Any vulgarity seen here is PURELY intentional.

By the way, we are broke. Pay us. We are so poor, we had to leave the last "s" off of the word Cousins for savings. That's why we are called Cousin even though there are 2 of us. And yes, we are actually blood related cousins. It's not some theatrical crazy novelty act. We're actually born this way. Freaky, eh?

The truth of the matter is that Rene and Joe can play a variety of instruments and could make some serious great music together, but they have comedic A.D.D. and thus can really only produce random outbursts of musical excrement to cause their own laughter. Some of this stuff will actually turn out good, don't get me wrong, but for the most part expect things to be as wacky and as funny as these two guys can get.

Oh, and no, we are not Identical Cousins we are Fraternal Cousins.

Member Since:

October 30, 2005

Members:

Rene Rosa, Joe Kasyan, Rene Rosa and Joe Kasyan. We both wear many hats.

Influences:

Your mom, Heineken, Vagina, Things outside the vagina, Things inside the vagina, Queefer Sutherland, Your Mom's Vagina, Mozart, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, John Coltrane, Nirvana, Sepultura, Wu Tang, Dr. Dre, Big Daddy Kane, Del The Funky Homosapien, The ROOTS

Sounds Like:

Comedic Electronically Induced R+B Hip-Hop Dance Music UN-HOLY Gospel songs and pants

Record Label:

Unsigned