Your mom, Heineken, Vagina, Things outside the vagina, Things inside the vagina, Queefer Sutherland, Your Mom's Vagina, Mozart, Frank Zappa, Weird Al, John Coltrane, Nirvana, Sepultura, Wu Tang, Dr. Dre, Big Daddy Kane, Del The Funky Homosapien, The ROOTS
Sounds Like
Comedic Electronically Induced R+B Hip-Hop Dance Music UN-HOLY Gospel songs and pants
"Cousin" is a new musical project made by two guys and a dream. The dream is to completely change the face of music and bring back all the art back into music and to repeat the words back and music in this band bio a few times. We want our Music Back!
Unfortunately, they have no idea what art is, so instead they write and record songs that have absolutely no bearing on anything... ever. These two cousins are the smartest idiots you ever met. They like the word vagina, they like music, and they like Heineken. Don't expect to ever see them point at you. They won't do that, unless you have a vagina, and they are pointing with their dicks. VART is the way the caca mumbles. Any vulgarity seen here is PURELY intentional.
By the way, we are broke. Pay us. We are so poor, we had to leave the last "s" off of the word Cousins for savings. That's why we are called Cousin even though there are 2 of us. And yes, we are actually blood related cousins. It's not some theatrical crazy novelty act. We're actually born this way. Freaky, eh?
The truth of the matter is that Rene and Joe can play a variety of instruments and could make some serious great music together, but they have comedic A.D.D. and thus can really only produce random outbursts of musical excrement to cause their own laughter. Some of this stuff will actually turn out good, don't get me wrong, but for the most part expect things to be as wacky and as funny as these two guys can get.
Oh, and no, we are not Identical Cousins we are Fraternal Cousins.
what if i got my eye sight back? i guess i can't be blind jay anymore right? but what about"the guy formally known as blind jay" and after all those changes you will still be Cousin..hehe...
wow you guys are amazingly amazing and inspire me to drink red bull.shit and run around in circles until i crash head on into a f*ckin BRICK wall, get back up and begin playing with my gushin brain-insides creating little animals and people like you would with playdoh, ...... and then biting off there little heads of course...
♥ Today is International Disadvantaged People's Day ♥
Please send an encouraging message to a retarded friend...just as I've done. I don't care if you lick windows, screw farm animals, take the short bus or occasionally shit yourself... You hang in there, sunshine, you're fucking special!!
We just want to say thanks to everyone who has added us, commented on our music, come to our shows, and just been downright supportive of what we're trying to do in the rock music world. Believe us, we do read every email and comment you guys drop on us, and we appreciate every one! We're going to take a short break from playing shows to concentrate on finishing our three song demo, which is very close to the post production phase! In addition, we're working on having merchandise available for sale and of course, writing new music for you guys to rock out with! Keep it here and hit up the website, www.atrophyny.com, for additional info! THANKS SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT!!!!
There has been a correction - The show is 18 + NOT 21+ as previously advertised. We hope everyone will be able to make it down to see us ROCK OUT!!! ERIN GO BRAGH!!!
Hey What's Up!
We are having a benefit party for the Step Correct Foundation in Houston, Texas on May 12th. We are trying to open the worlds first all Extreme Sports Athletes Rehabilitation Center in Houston for injured athletes from all over the world. This is going to take some time though, and this is the first step of many. This is a party thrown by Extreme Sports U.S.A., LLC and Dave Shade of the Step Correct Foundation. We really need everyone's help to come together and help donate for the cause. Extreme Sports U.S.A., LLC is also looking for bands that would like to play for the event. Also any donated autographed clothing and or articles of famous athletes will be auctioned off as well. We will have autographed jerseys and pants of famous motocross athletes on hand and this will definitely be a night to remember. Spread the love, and lets come together for one night and party like rock stars. May 5th...Location Pending! You can visit the site at www.ExtremeSportsUSA.com The website for the Step Correct Foundation is in the works. Any questions about the Party can be sent to my company email at customerservice@extremesportsusa.com
God Bless.
I wanted to personally ask you if you could vote for me because I am now a nominee for a Free Times music award. This is a big deal for me!
click the link below and go to the Hip-Hop catagory and click Torrio.
You can click this link here
freetimes Awards
or just copy and paste this
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If you havent checked the Torrio music page on myspace yet then
Add the Torrio music page if you havent yet here
--also dont forget to listen for me at
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Hey what’s up!
We are having a benefit party for the Step Correct Foundation in Houston, Texas in May. We are trying to open the worlds first all Extreme Sports Athletes Rehabilitation Center in Houston for injured athletes from all over the world. This is going to take some time though, and this is the first step of many. This is a party thrown by Thomas Bordelon of Extreme Sports U.S.A., LLC and Dave Shade of the Step Correct Foundation. We really need everyone's help to come together and help donate for the cause. Extreme Sports U.S.A., LLC is also looking for bands that would like to play for the event. Also any donated autographed clothing and or articles of famous athletes will be auctioned off as well. We will have autographed jerseys and pants of famous motocross athletes on hand and this will definitely be a night to remember. Spread the love, and let’s come together for one night and party like rock stars. Location Pending! You can visit the site below.
