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Cow Boris
Comedy / Funk / Zouk

THE SUN SHINES OUT OF MY ASS



Austin, Texas
United States

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Last Login:  12/14/2009
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Member Since8/11/2005
Band Websitecowboris.com
Band MembersCow Boris
InfluencesBert, Bill Withers, Dead Yeti, Beethoven, Will Robertson, Kolby Kettler the Heavy Mettler, My friend Fred, Friendless Jim, Bookworm, ants in your pants, Dead Yeti
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The album! Only $5 - 10 high quality .mp3 files, 300 dpi .jpg and 100 dpi .jpg of album artwork, .pdf information sheet, .pdf lyrics sheet and a high quality Cow Boris sticker and one-inch button mailed to you - only $5!!!!


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The first single! Only $1.50 - 2 extremely high quality .mp3 files, 300 dpi .jpg of album artwork, .pdf one-sheet with track information and lyrics, and a high quality Cow Boris sticker and one-inch button mailed to you - $1.50!!!!

Record LabelIgneous Rock Music
Type of LabelMajor


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   About Cow Boris

Cow Boris founded legendary Houston punk band Dead Yeti in 1990, sifting through 28 members and reforming twice over a 13 year period.

Upon the 2003 disappearance of Dead Yeti's drummer, Bookworm, Mr. Boris decided to put the band on hiatus and focus on his long-awaited solo album, "Human Head Pizza."

A five-year winner for Best Houston Vocalist (Dead Yeti was a 4 time winner for Best Houston Band, while their hit song 'Squishball' was Best Song in 1991), Cow Boris is no stranger to critical acclaim, and is excited to be the North By Northeast Saturday night headliner in Toronto this June.

"It's really an honor that they want me to play period," Mr. Boris said from his palacial New York estate. "Hopefully they can round out the bill with Black Rebel Motorcycle Club or Sufjan Stevens. I think it's what the people want, and I guess that is important."

"Human Head Pizza" deals with themes of loss ('Bloodbath Birdcage'), suffering ('Tracheautomatic Nutball'), and obsession ('You Know Where You Can Put That Meat [Meat]'), through 10 songs that run the musical gamut of classical to baby music.

Absurdist Punk for the new millenium. Dead Yeti proudly presents Mr. Cow Boris.


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Poopd

Poopd Mypants



Oct 10 2009 6:08 PM

Check out ALL the different strains!!!!

goto www.CannaBuddies.com

my favorite is, Kush lol,


Raging Apathy (@ Fitzgerald’s - Jan 16th!)

Raging Apathy (@ Fitzgerald’s - Jan 16th!)



Apr 9 2009 1:51 PM

Hey, How's it going?

Hope to see you April 25th!! Foozies in Baytown with STEMM!!!

It's going to be a killer show!!!

-RA
Christian

Christian



Jun 21 2008 8:17 PM

We really do need to find bookworm...like...seriously-
country boy (#1 ky fan!!)

country boy (#1 ky fan!!)



Feb 18 2008 3:44 PM

Just wanted to say that your music is pure genius, keep up the good work!!
UNICORN

Erin Beck



Feb 14 2008 2:20 AM

but you're cow boris.

you can't be a valentine.
Randy

Randy



Feb 10 2008 5:58 PM

according to the Village Voice, there is a high demand for Cow Boris in NYC venues .. will this be happening??
Shmoolie

Shmoolie



Feb 3 2008 12:24 AM

It was so generous of you to offer those tuxes. Unfortunately, I neglected to mention that all my known relatives are incarcerated and so it may not be prudent for them to start wearing tuxedos. But I appreciate your kind offer. Your new album must be doing really well. I'm gonna buy it, next time I have some high bandwidth at my disposal. The title evokes a sort of 'truth-in-advertising' or Jimmy Dean twist on Soilent Green. "Our pizza's topped with the finest human heads."
Check out my greatly improved version of My Cat. I'm looking for suggestions on a better title (that doesn't give away the kitty's fate).
LADY BOSS

LADY BOSS



Feb 1 2008 9:35 PM

You're dying to get closer....
Also, I promise to take you out in Denver for breakfast burritos, mouth wash strained through a loaf of bread, and loads of hugz.

xox
Shmoolie

Shmoolie



Jan 15 2008 6:22 AM

Hey, thanks for the add!

When I first saw your photo, I thought I saw a certain family resemblance. But none of my relatives can afford a tux.

Your music is fazntabuloso!!! You might like mine, too.
Luca Urso

Luca Urso



Jan 14 2008 12:07 PM

Hello and Thank for the add! have a nice week Luca
Turtle Girl

Michele Ivey



Dec 17 2007 5:49 AM

Merry Christmas everyone!
JOSH DRAWINGS

JOSH DRAWINGS



Nov 25 2007 7:23 PM

sounds great!!
trovão

trovão



Sep 4 2007 9:21 PM

i wish there was a way to show you how delightfully happy you have made me today.
Harry Nelson Finger Man

Harry Nelson Finger Man



Sep 3 2007 2:26 AM

Thanks for the comment. I'm glad to be at your service. My page is your page.
Shit the cow

Shit the cow



Aug 9 2007 7:58 AM

As always inspired by you, Mr Cow Boris, Shit the cow has got a new song out. Alone in the dark.
World domination now.
/Shit
trovão

trovão



Jul 30 2007 4:04 PM

in time you will learn there is no need to doubt my capabilities, and maybe you will also figure out why it is they are frightened of me. i could use the perspective.
Randy

Randy



Jun 9 2007 9:08 PM

Moo
AnnieMac

AnnieMac



Jun 6 2007 7:09 PM

Cow Boris

Thanks for the ad. We are excited about being in the middle of recording our CD and having a blast doing it at RadioStar Studios. We can't wait for you to hear it. Thanks again and all the best,

Annie & AnnieMac
Harry Nelson Finger Man

Harry Nelson Finger Man



May 3 2007 6:21 AM

I added Tracheautomatic to my page. That song is funky fresh.
Randy

Randy



Apr 20 2007 5:49 AM

Moo
Randy

Randy



Apr 19 2007 6:15 PM

Silly Cow
Harry Nelson Finger Man

Harry Nelson Finger Man



Apr 17 2007 7:17 AM

You rock!!!
Celine Dion

Celine Dion



Apr 14 2007 10:10 AM

MySpace layout: CoolSpaceTricks.com

MySpace layout: CoolSpaceTricks.com
Shit the cow

Shit the cow



Apr 10 2007 11:10 AM

The cows should tour. A tour through the swedish farmland would be great. Playing barns. We could name the tour "By cows for cows. And farmers." And when we have conquered Sweden, America will lay open like someone who really wants it.
Katabatic

Katabatic



Mar 27 2007 1:44 AM

indeed, you know my identity.
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