First off, I'd like to thank my owner/manager/lover Katie_the_Spaztastic for typing this for me. She told me that everybody has a myspace page now. She felt that it might be nice to smex up the site with my presence. I couldn't agree more. Moo.
I am a sexy beast. You are to address me as Mr. Cow Cow, Master Cow Cow, Cow Cow- Lord of Smexiness, If-God-Were-A-Cow-He'd-Be-Cow-Cow, or just, "yes, sir."
You cannot resist the smex appeal that is Cow Cow. Go on, try. ... ... Ha-HA! You failed, didn't you? Yes, I know. But don't feel bad. No one can resist.
I used to have a secret affair with a bunny-slayer-whore. But I realized the whore was just using ME, and, well, you don't use Cow Cow. I'm sure the ho regrets every hurting me or stuffing me down their shirts/jackets numerous times. I know they miss me. BUT TOO BAD. :)
I created my own profile using nUCLEArcENTURy.COM and you should too!
