Coy

About me:

CURRENTLY I ENJOY

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Art Deco architecture, honeysuckle, pinup stuff, growing out my hair, Victorian heeled boots, running and training, vintage cowgirls, Reverend Al Green, playing Scrubbles, my Fiesta dish collection, learning how to embroider and The Offbeat Bride website.

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YOU SHOULD KNOW

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I am a writer for an American art museum

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I am training for a half-marathon

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I hate people who like Grey's Anatomy

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I'm afraid of police renderings of most wanted suspects, rubber bands, and airplanes

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I can balance anything on my head

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I get anxious brushing my teeth in front of others and at buffet-style dinners

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I can peel a banana with my feet

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When I was little, I wanted to be a garbage collector in New York City, a Fly Girl on In Living Color, or Murphy Brown

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I have never been in a limo

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I've lived in Europe

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I use a Mac because it's the cool thing to do, not because I know how to use it

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Not once, even with a degree in English, did I finish a Shakespeare piece

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I once kicked a Ukrainian girl's ass because I didn't like the cut of her gib

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I want to learn to ride a motorcycle

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I'd like to see Nepal

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I don't lie well

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I fall in love like an imploded structure

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I believe sexuality is a spectrum-based experience

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I prefer standard transmissions because I'm a control freak

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I am privately very self-obsessed

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I'm 5'2 but like Liz Phair, keep standing 6'1

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