'Darth Lange': Artie Lange as the voice of Darth Vader
"TROOPS" - 'Star Wars' meets 'Cops' directed by Kevin Rubio & winner of the 2OO2 Star Wars Pioneer Fan Film Award
Television
History Channel, Military Channel, Discovery Channel, Discovery Science, Outdoor Life Network, 'Mythbusters', 'Dogfights', 'The Simpsons',
Books
'Cosmos' by Carl Sagan; 'A Brief History of Time' by Stephen Hawking; 'Modern Manners' by PJ O'Rourke; 'Tales From Margaritaville' by Jimmy Buffett; 'Tommyknockers' and 'The Stand' by Stephen King; 'Minotaur' by Stephen Coonts; 'The Physics of Star Trek' by Lawrence Krauss
Heroes
Lance Armstrong, R. Lee Ermey, Sam Kinison, photographer Dickie Chappelle, Howard Hughes, Jimmy Buffett, Wendy O. Williams (the real deal), Tommy Chong, Jack Herer, Gene Shoemaker, Art Bell, Carrol Shelby, some men who sailed aboard a battleship a long time ago, the people who help restore that ship today, Sam Houston, Greenleaf Fisk, Ranson Wilburn, Nathaniel Lynch, Rita Hayworth, Artoo Detoo; bravest droid ever.
SPAMMERS, WEBCAM CHICKS, ETC: Turn around & go the other way because I'll snatch your ass out of my request list like the pull rope on a 12-horsepower Briggs & Stratton motor!
You've heard people say they march to the beat of a different drummer? Well, I'm in an entirely different parade. I've done a lot of things: I've been a soldier, an artist, a musician and a gunslinger to name a few. I've seen the planet from 8O,OOO feet, won a trophy for shooting down planes, watched a river flood and then burn, shot it out with my friends at a political convention, reported a lunar eclipse live on the radio, entertained over 1OO,OOO people for more than 1O years and partied 2O feet above Mardi Gras in Galveston. I also have some of the strangest tattoos you've ever seen.
I try to stay in shape on my bicycle and like to help repair a landmark. But otherwise, I can be found late at night, listening to Coast-To-Coast, snatching at invisible butterflies and screaming at the raccoons in the yard through the open window.
I actually invented thermal mugs and laser-pointer cat toys, but refused to patent them in trade for a better society. I was also once referred to by the late Ann Richards as, "a tall, white man headed north of the Battleship Texas on a weird yeller bicycle!"
So, if there's anything else you want to know, kick me a message. All inquires will be answered in a timely manner, but please, no more letter bombs. I'm getting tired of opening my inbox with a faceshield and a long pole.*BLAMM-O!!*
Shit, there goes another one: I gotta go- Hang out, watch my vids, play my games & drop a comment, I'll be around.
Who I'd like to meet: Jenna Jameson, Jessi Capelli, Catalina Cruz, Sarah Young, Queeny Love, Rebecca Wild, Willie Nelson, R. Lee Ermey, Carrol Shelby, Johnny Knoxville, Mike Teutel, Tommy Chong, Walter Cronkite, Lemmy Kilmister, Slayer
EVILE!- badass thrash metal rock band hailing out of Huddersfield, United Kingdom. Check 'em out: they're faster than Lance Armstrong lighting the blue torch paper!
^^-- Lance Armstrong; 7 consecutive Tour de France wins
^^-- Jimmy Buffett; king of the Parrotheads!
^^-- Derek Bell from 1983- running a practice lap around LeMans full course in a Porsche 956. If you click the video you better hold on to your ass! Top speed: 248mph!
^^-- Mark "The Knife" Faje: hold your phone calls, we have a winner! This guy sticks steak knives into a bowling ball, lights it on fire and then tosses it with his foot to catch it on his head; and all the while he's got a black emperor scorpion in his pants. I'm not making this shit up- play the video!
Click the leaf to visit Jack Herer's page and learn more about cannabis prohibition.
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