KillerKris
"# A little bit of everyone #"

Male
17 years old
Queensland
Australia



Last Login: 10/13/2008
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  http://www.myspace.com/cptn_kris  



    KillerKris's Interests
GeneralPhotography, kinky things, concerts, guitars and ornaments.
Valentine's Day Advice
From QuizUniverse to Chris
"Remember: just because an alien probes you doesn't mean it loves you, or will call you tomorrow."
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Music

Movies .. .. ..
TelevisionDad's army, Allo' Allo', fraiser, simpsons, family guy, will & grace
HeroesMy friends :) You guys are amazing!!

     KillerKris's Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:Brisbane
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Children:Undecided
Education:In college
Income:Less than $30,000



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About me:

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Ok seriously where the fuck should i begin?? ................................................KINKY! yeah that sums me up, I'm a very very kinky person, its in my nature and i say "kinky" a lot. Yes i like kinky things but no im not some crazy horndog who lusts after anything that moves, i just have a kinky nature thats all. I'm a really sociale person! I love to meet new people and stuff, the more the merrier i say =] i'll always be the person talking to someone wherever i am lol I used (still am, bitch) to be a big video gamer, not so much anymore but i still enjoy drunken LAN parties with mates! Speaking of being drunk i love to drink, its a great way to keep happy! i just pray i dont say/do anything stupid xD I'm also a very open guy, I'm not afraid to talk about anything or answer any questions which is all fine and dandy methinks. Well i can't be bothered to write anything more at the moment BUT i will be adding more stuff about me soonish OMG DANCING!!! bunny Pink Floyd - Comfortably Numb (Live)
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You scored as Mysterious. You wish to hide who you are from all those around you. You find it very hard to trust people. You also may enjoy the fun that comes from playing mind games with others around you.My advice Get out there and reveal the true you if only to one person!

Mysterious

58%

Diamond Eyes

42%

Eyes full of Pain

25%

Passion

17%

What do your eyes reveal about you?(PICS!)
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You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.

Hot

69%

Violent

56%

Soft

56%

Exciting

50%

Shy

44%

Sweet

44%

Wet

25%

Awkward

19%

What is your sexual style?
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You scored as Outgoing. You outgoing and you have a very friendly personality.

Outgoing

75%

Fun

56%

Nice

56%

Shy

25%

Immature

25%

mean

6%

Dramatic

0%

what kind of person are you? (shy,outgoing,fun,mean,immature,dramatic or nice?)
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You scored as Shotgun. Bang! You need shotgun, because it can transform enemy into bloody spaghetti in no time. Maybe you played DOOM too much...

Shotgun

63%

Sniper Rifle

56%

Assault Rifle

56%

Revolver

50%

Machinegun

44%

SMG

44%

Pistol

38%

What Firearm Fits You Best?
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Your Seduction Style: Fantasy Lover
You know that ideal love that each of us dreams of from childhood? That's you!
Not because you posess all of the ideal characteristics, but because you are a savvy shape shifter.
You have the uncanny ability to detect someone's particular fantasy... and make it you.

You inspire each person to be an idealist and passionate, and you make each moment memorable
Even a simple coffee date with you can be the most romantic moment of someone's life
By giving your date exactly what he or she desires, you quickly become the ideal lover.

Your abilities to make dreams come true is so strong, that you are often the love of many people's lives.
Your ex's (and even people you have simply met or been friends with) long to be yours.
No doubt you are the one others have dreamed of... your biggest challenge is finding *your* dream lover.
Who I'd like to meet:
Rammstein, the cheese man, Within temptation, My maker, my enemies (so i can beat them with pointed sticks!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lp8p5OPtEe0



   


   KillerKris's Friend Space (Top 16)
KillerKris has 89 friends.
 Ashley 


 <-:[ Nix ]:-> 


 Lucy♥ 


 Callum 


 Trippin Green Fairy 


 Gobble Vamp 


 ~*~*~*AmyPoo*~*~*~ 


 ~Duckie~ 


 -Anthony- [BloodFuel] 


 Saz 


 Katehead 


 Dropstix. 


 Rammstein 


 Parkway Drive (NZ THIS WEEK) 


 The Offspring 


 Strapping Young Lad 





KillerKris's Friends Comments
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Katehead





Oct 10 2008 1:34 PM

hey wats happening?

CHRISSS put up the pics of me and Damien :D

xoxo Katehead
firebeetle :)





Oct 10 2008 1:12 PM

not too sure actually. wating for next week. half my years on camp. and me being lazy, im not going. so, trying to figuar out what i'll do next week. because im NOT going to school. maybe the city. hanging out. you and ashley should come.
firebeetle :)





Oct 10 2008 12:44 PM

hey.
whats up?
firebeetle :)





Sep 30 2008 3:28 AM

i hope its holidays too. stupid school. i don't really think i've lernt much at all this year. waste of time bah. i'd rather sleep all day and stay up all night.
firebeetle :)





Sep 29 2008 10:29 PM

awesome....sounds fun. i dunno if small get togethers at primary schools at night count as parties...but there definately need to be more of those lol.. does school start on monday, or do we get tha off too??
firebeetle :)





Sep 29 2008 11:46 AM

yeah, im great. avoiding my school work very nicely. holidays are going waaaay to fast, wish they were longer. you done much? orhave i already asked that..
firebeetle :)





Sep 29 2008 9:41 AM

hey... ashleys frind from MSN who like the mushroom clound pic thingo??? lol hi, i'm morgan... hows things?
CHRISTine





Sep 13 2008 12:50 PM

:]
.alisha





Sep 12 2008 12:25 PM

finger or neck ?

finger is a curvedf barbell.

neck is a tigon clear bar

xo
Lucy♥





Aug 30 2008 6:11 PM

Savage!
What you do to piss your dad off?
You both have amazingly short tempers! Lol
Yeah dinner was lovely James was feeling kinda rough coz he was hungover but he felt guilty and said he would make it up to me bless him... :]
Tbh I weren't too bothered that he was hungover just worried that he would be ill :[
Ohwell he's fine now xD
Lucy♥





Aug 29 2008 9:26 PM

Cool.
But if you throw a snowball at me you KNOW I will kick you in the balls ok? :]
Yeah I am great thanks just got back from dinner with James as I type this I feel so grown up lol.
What you been up to? And yes you have been gone for over 10 months...time sure flies lol
<-:[ Nix ]:->





Aug 25 2008 11:06 AM

<<< duuuudeeeeee im lovin the playlist

RAMMSTEIN... EIN MENSCH BRENNT! *boogies*

And Slayer- Raining blood of course, that intro is pure win *boogies some more*

Anywhoo...I'll get to the point..ummm movieworld year round pass thingos! That i told u bout last week??? you getting one??

if you are, remember you have to get it before the end of august

soooo...basically the point of this long and rambling comment was to remind you of that.

You are a smelly pirate hooker.

You are also a hot bead of hairy sweat oozing between the steamy clenched buttocks of a Turkish taxi driver.

oohh SNAP. You got PWNED biatch.

Lovage to the maximus,

Nix xoxo
Lucy♥





Aug 19 2008 4:56 PM

Heya
You ok?
Sorry about you and your mrs :[
I'm always here if you need a chat mate :]
Talk soon,
Lucy
☆βεℓℓα Πєɔяσρнιℓια☆





Aug 19 2008 12:23 PM

Im just dandy, sugar candy.

Very tired though!!!

How are you?
☆βεℓℓα Πєɔяσρнιℓια☆





Aug 19 2008 11:26 AM

Wheee hello you =]
~*~*~*AmyPoo*~*~*~





Aug 19 2008 11:09 AM

it IIIISSSS!!!!!!!!

REKCON!!
takes me away from tha kris... =_=

HHEHHH but its TTRRUUEE!!!
its just eyelids and nipples smooooooosshheedd!!!!
oh well....
add some sauce she'll be right...

LLLOOOOOVVVVEEEEE
~*~*~*AmyPoo*~*~*~





Aug 18 2008 11:47 AM

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me

^^^ fucking genius bro... fucking GENUIS.

anyhuuuuuuuuuuu im probs not gonna see you ALL WEEK coz of stupid gala... =_=

but we have to go for lunch again... so u can drink ur mother AND coffee...make my face hurt from all the pepper... and i can eat that good ol' lips and anus they smoosh together and dye to colour of meat... MMMM NUGGET...

plann??


LLLLLOOOOOOVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE
~*~*~*AmyPoo*~*~*~





Jul 30 2008 2:27 AM

ITS KKKRRIISSS!!!

yehh i no... but but i saw u yesterday at least??

ill put up the photos of us soon...today...now... :D


LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
$κuχҰ и!k$t@





Jul 26 2008 4:19 AM

chriss!!...
omfg i havent spoken2 yu in ages!!
i c yu gt a gf!! c i told yu would gt 1!!! lol

hope yu aiight m8!!
xoxox
Lucy♥





Jul 18 2008 8:58 AM

Bugger all that I know of....what are you up to?
Lucy♥





Jul 17 2008 6:13 PM

Oh ofc I was scared however could you tell....?
Is my sarcasm obv over myspace? :P lol
I'm good thanks and you?
Trippin Green Fairy





Jul 2 2008 7:18 AM

Hey man thought i might comment you seeming i havent done it in ages haha, So watcha been up to?
Katehead





Jun 18 2008 4:15 AM

hahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaahaahahahaahahahahahahhahahaahhahaahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhaahhaahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhaahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaahhahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahahahahhahaahahahhahahahahahbaahahahhahahahahahahahaahahahahahhahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dude fukin LOL at u dancing :P i wanna take part in the next ep. haha

xoxo katehead
<-:[ Nix ]:->





Jun 17 2008 11:25 PM

BLARG! i poketh thee! *prod*

AHHHHHHH have u seen the triple M ads for half price movieworld tickets??!!!

LETS GO MOTHERFUCKKERRRR!!!! XD

get some more of that keen bean and lemon zesty goodness!!!!

and you can hump batman again! =P

V NICE! how much?!

hahahahahaha good times. we have to take amy and abz n clyde n ash, and just a whole heap of other randoms n shizzle

ahhhh NIKKYS HYPER NOWW!!!

so you in??!!! yay? nay?

It better be yay or i'll set the killer turtles on yo ass >_<

cya on thursday biatch XD

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Katehead





Jun 9 2008 12:35 PM

CHRIS!!! lol

iv been single for lyk an hour nd this guy is already hitting on me... lol
Lucy♥