For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage. �
Men are like....
1. Men are like�..Laxatives�..... They irritate the crap out of you. �
2. Men are like.Bananas�. The older they get, the less firm they are. �
3. Men are like�Weather�. Nothing can be done to change them. �
4. Men are like ...Blenders�You need One, but you're not quite sure why. �
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars�... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips. �
6. Men are like ....Commercials��....... You can't believe a word they say. �
7. Men are like�Department Stores�.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!�
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds��.... They take soooooooo long to mature. �
9. Men are like .....Mascara�. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. �
10. Men are like�Popcorn�. They satisfy you, but only for a little while. �
11. Men are like�Snowstorms�... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. �
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps�.. Fun to look at, but not very bright. �
13. Men are like�Parking Spots�All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. �
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For all those men who say, Why buy a cow when you can get milk for free. Here's an update for you: Now days, 80% of women are against marriage, WHY? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage.�
Men are like....
1. Men are like�..Laxatives�..... They irritate the crap out of you.�
2. Men are like.Bananas�. The older they get, the less firm they are.�
3. Men are like�Weather�. Nothing can be done to change them.�
4. Men are like ...Blenders�You need One, but you're not quite sure why.�
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars�... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.�
6. Men are like ....Commercials��....... You can't believe a word they say.�
7. Men are like�Department Stores�.... Their clothes are always 1/2 off!�
8. Men are like .....Government Bonds��.... They take soooooooo long to mature.�
9. Men are like .....Mascara�. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.�
10. Men are like�Popcorn�. They satisfy you, but only for a little while.�
11. Men are like�Snowstorms�... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.�
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps�.. Fun to look at, but not very bright.�
13. Men are like�Parking Spots�All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.�
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