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Hardest ma fuk 'round bruhh.
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CLAIRE LOUISE.'s Details
Status:
Single
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Bi
Zodiac Sign:
Aquarius
CLAIRE LOUISE. is cosmic. Posted at 7:51 AM Jul 4, 2008 view more
About me:
I had a sex change at 9.
That's right, i use to be a man, no longer do i have to suffer the pain of being kicked in the balls. I know what you're thinking, why so young?
It seemed sensible to have the operation before i went through puberty and my hormones really went coco loco.
As a fresh young female my parents married me off to an eighty year old Swedish man at the age of 12 so they could feed their drug addiction.
Unfortunately Han's died on me after two weeks.
He got a little too excited if you know what i mean.
I'm quite fond of binding my feet into a small package so that they're smaller than a snail.
I lived in Russia for 5 years.
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
I have an unhealthy obsession with clavicles, actually, good bone structure in general.
I'm a compulsive person but i'm also indecisive, i don't know what i want but i know i want it now. I like taking the piss out of everything.
OBVIOUS YEAH?!
BUT I HATE POOP D: IT'S FULL OF GERMS D: the the ikins just makes it african-american T___T
STRONG D: STRONG?! D: LIKE CHEESE?!? D: WHICH YOU LOVE?!? D: CHEESE LOVE?!??! D: TO EAT CHEESE?!?! D: AND LOVE IT TOO?!?! D: i made super-dooper-vegan-chocolate-fudge cake today 8D IT'S INCREDIBLE 8D THE KINDA CAKE THAT YOU EAT AND HAVE BITS ON YOUR LIPS AND CHEEKS AND GO "mmmmm baby" AND THEN ORGASM ALL OVER YOUR DOG AND IMPREGNATE HIM WHICH IS WEIRD COS IT'S A BOY D: also i don't orgasm i am made of stuff >_> like the human torch can turn to fire? yeah...just like that >____________________>
MY BELLY ACHES D: AND IT'S NOT FROM CAKE D:< IT'S FROM SOMETHING ELSE D: I CAN TELL D: COS I ONLY HAD ONE SLICE D: AND IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS D: I JUST THINK THAT I'VE EATEN TOO MUCH D: AND ALSO I FEEL WEIRD FOR MENTIONING ORGASMS D: weiiirrrrddddddddddd :'| also i need army jacket D: BUT I CAN'T FIND A GOOD ONE D:
and my ear itches >_> GODDAMN YOU YOU FUCKING WHORE OF A MOSQUITO T___T
i didn't know you were taken ;D unless you mean broke up with a friend which is what i say >_> and they say "we weren't together >_>" and i'm like "IT WORKS FOR FRIENDS TOO YOU DINK *kills* whore T__T" IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?! D: DID THEY KILL YOU?!? D: AM I BEING TOO INSENSATIVE!?!? D: I THINK I AM D: JUST A BIT D: *licking spee's on inside of mouth* muahah, creepy and i am scared of germs so that'll never happen =_= poor clairey beary hairy vagina with hairy vagina on the inside giving the boys penis rash also you have many std's poor claire :'l I AM STILL YOUR FRIEND D: TO MEND D: THE SHIRT D: OF FRIIIEEENNNDDDSSHIIIPPPP D: though it doesn't need mending
...yet *shakes fist* =______=
i'll bake you something that you'll never get cos you're not very close to me BD in distance! you are important claire D: TO ME D: NOT YOU D: ME D: PROBABLY YOU TOO you self-absorbed bitch T___T
MENDING TIME 8D loooooooooooove you *bonks head with wooden spoon* mama mia :{D
*hugs head* blobloblob cheer up claire D: without cheer YOU'RE NOTHING BUT POTATO SACK D: AND NO ONE LOVES POTATO SACK D8 except me i love you potato sack *strokes sack* BD
Mine was good. I ate so much, i dont think im gunna eat for 3 years :( im still so full. I got a pandora bracelet and a heap of clothes and just some small things, and getting a laptop as soon as i see my father dearest :)
you ARE futurama box set :'D i got a harvey birdman serieses, that's pretty amazingly good >8D JEALOUS?!?!?i know you are cos harvey birdman's amazing not futurama D': BUT HARVEY BROBDINGNAGIAN BIRDMAN 8D
i got money mostly! but, my nana, whome i love, always gets me cool stuff cos she knows me well and that i like weirdo things and she got ripley's believe it or not book >:D i don't care that like, 6 year olds read it i love that kinda stuff 8D
and also i got other stuff not as badass as tooth eyes >:D
Whole latta nothing. Just visiting my mum's mum before she kicks the bucket lol I met a girl from school whos over here from melbourne. I thought id tell you that.
sinister-blood@hotmail.com 
BUT I HATE POOP D:
IT'S FULL OF GERMS D:
the the ikins just makes it african-american T___T
STRONG D:
STRONG?! D:
LIKE CHEESE?!? D:
WHICH YOU LOVE?!? D:
CHEESE LOVE?!??! D:
TO EAT CHEESE?!?! D:
AND LOVE IT TOO?!?! D:
i made super-dooper-vegan-chocolate-fudge cake today 8D
IT'S INCREDIBLE 8D
THE KINDA CAKE THAT YOU EAT AND HAVE BITS ON YOUR LIPS AND CHEEKS AND GO "mmmmm baby" AND THEN ORGASM ALL OVER YOUR DOG AND IMPREGNATE HIM WHICH IS WEIRD COS IT'S A BOY D:
also
i don't orgasm
i am made
of
stuff >_>
like the human torch can turn to fire?
yeah...just like that >____________________>
MY BELLY ACHES D:
AND IT'S NOT FROM CAKE D:<
IT'S FROM SOMETHING ELSE D:
I CAN TELL D:
COS I ONLY HAD ONE SLICE D:
AND IT DIDN'T FEEL LIKE ONE OF THOSE WEIRD THINGS D:
I JUST THINK THAT I'VE EATEN TOO MUCH D:
AND ALSO
I FEEL WEIRD FOR MENTIONING ORGASMS D:
weiiirrrrddddddddddd :'|
also
i need army jacket D:
BUT I CAN'T FIND A GOOD ONE D:
and my ear itches >_>
GODDAMN YOU
YOU
FUCKING
WHORE
OF
A
MOSQUITO T___T
claire
CHEESE IT D8
i mean
GET ONLINE D8
and robot house episode of futurama is king >_>
i didn't know you were taken ;D
unless you mean broke up with a friend
which is what i say >_>
and they say "we weren't together >_>"
and i'm like "IT WORKS FOR FRIENDS TOO YOU DINK *kills* whore T__T"
IS THAT WHAT HAPPENED?! D:
DID THEY KILL YOU?!? D:
AM I BEING TOO INSENSATIVE!?!? D:
I THINK I AM D:
JUST A BIT D:
*licking spee's on inside of mouth* muahah, creepy
and i am scared of germs
so that'll never happen =_=
poor clairey beary hairy vagina
with hairy vagina
on the inside
giving the boys penis rash
also you have many std's
poor claire :'l
I AM STILL YOUR FRIEND D:
TO MEND D:
THE SHIRT D:
OF FRIIIEEENNNDDDSSHIIIPPPP D:
though it doesn't need mending
...yet *shakes fist* =______=
i'll bake you something
that you'll never get
cos you're not very close to me BD
in distance!
you are important claire D:
TO ME D:
NOT YOU D:
ME D:
PROBABLY YOU TOO
you self-absorbed bitch T___T
MENDING TIME 8D
loooooooooooove you *bonks head with wooden spoon* mama mia :{D
*hugs head* blobloblob
cheer up claire D:
without cheer
YOU'RE NOTHING BUT POTATO SACK D:
AND NO ONE LOVES POTATO SACK D8
except me
i love you potato sack *strokes sack* BD
hahaha
I can't help it! Me poor. You buy me beer! yes yes!
*strokes face* hakuna matata!
WHAT A WONDERFUL PHRASE :D
nah. been drinking waaaay too much lately. need a bit of a break me thinks! haha
oh true.
Mine was good. I ate so much, i dont think im gunna eat for 3 years :( im still so full.
I got a pandora bracelet and a heap of clothes and just some small things, and getting a laptop as soon as i see my father dearest :)
*licks inner nostril* ooooh!
merry flexmas! doxing bay.
you ARE futurama box set :'D
i got a harvey birdman serieses, that's pretty amazingly good >8D
JEALOUS?!?!?i know you are cos harvey birdman's amazing
not futurama D':
BUT HARVEY BROBDINGNAGIAN BIRDMAN 8D
i had too much fruit D:
wtf is oscar wilde?
Im just at my sisters for chrissy dinner.
Hows your chrissy been x
merry christmas, everyone :D
i got money mostly!
but,
my nana,
whome i love,
always gets me cool stuff
cos she knows me well
and that i like weirdo things
and she got ripley's believe it or not book >:D
i don't care that like, 6 year olds read it
i love that kinda stuff 8D
and also i got other stuff
not as badass as tooth eyes >:D
what did YOU get?
liar =_=
LIAR =_=
OF THE HIGHEST ORDER =___=
merry x-mas futurama bear :D
Whole latta nothing. Just visiting my mum's mum before she kicks the bucket lol
I met a girl from school whos over here from melbourne.
I thought id tell you that.
no problem
just being bored
Wishing everyone didnt go away for christmas
you?
x
sup babes
I'M LACTATING *squirt squirt* :D
Yourself?
Herro my friend
pez dispenser bear,
i am missing you D:
WHERE ARE YOU D:
WHERE ARE YOUR COMMENTS D:
DEAD?!? D:
better not be T___T
Yeah me either. Ack!
your comments are sucking claire T_______T
nothing is up D:
I HAVE SORENESS IN THE BACK D:
NOT THE LEG D:
THE BACK D:
YOU FUCKWIT D:
yourself *smacks* :D