Doodling. Sleep. Illustrators. Mix CDs. Lomo LC-A. Comics. Video games. Close-up magic. My harem. Design books. Cats. Bread. Nintendo. Cheese. Rohypnol. Ice Cream. DVDs. MP3s. Dirty pillows. Drum kits. Fizzy cigarettes. Board games. Hows-yer-father. Strawberry Crusha. Cynicism. Badger baiting. Soy Sauce. Cigars. Muji stationary. Booze in a sensible moderation. Chicken. Poker. Milk. Milk. Lemonade. Round the corner (where) Chocolate's made. Baseball. Clubbing (Seals). The everlasting light of Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ. Ironing. Sarcasm.
Music
TMBG. Corn Mo. Rilo Kiley. Devo. Radiohead. Portishead. Propellerheads. Bjork. Freelance Hairdresser. Gorillaz. Reel Big Fish. The Robot Ate Me. Stevie Wonder. Mr Tal M Klein. The LoveKevins. The Who. William Shatner. Anorak. Daniel Johnston. New Main Street Singers. Bowie. Blur. Jilted John. Jongleurs de la Mandragore. KK Slider.
Movies
Brazil. Fight Club. Dancer In The Dark. An American Werewolf In London. Donnie Darko. Napoleon Dynamite. Swingers. Brazil. Anything by Pixar. The Rescuers. The Rescuers Down Under. Eraserhead. Fargo. True Romance. The Thing. Brazil. Barbarella. Look Who's Talking Too. Teen Wolf Too. Splash Too. (Any sequel using the word 'Too'). Snatch Adams.
Television
Lost. Sopranos. Spaced. The Office. Extras. South Park. Bullshit. Mr Show. So Haunt Me.
Books
Jimmy Corrigan The Smartest Kid On Earth. The Collected Works of Alex Elmsley. Geek Love. Grumpy Old Men. A Clockwork Orange. Carter Beats The Devil. Temps. Barely Legal.
Heroes
Ricky Gervais. Simon Pegg. April Winchell. James Randi. Mitch Hedberg. David Cross. Homestar Runner. Chococat. Ree-Yees. Harry Bensley.
About me: Good evening.
This is the official The Craig MySpace page.
The Craig is an ill-adjusted Englishman now living in The Big Cabbage, London.
The Craig's manner is that of an overly opinionated, self-important, bitter, untrusting, impatient, indecisive, insecure, inarticulate, shy, boring, unfunny, cynical and twisted old arsehole with a jaunty side.
Currently reading: 'Dealing With People You Can't Stand' by Rick Brinkman.
Who I'd like to meet: I'd like to meet you.
Yes, you.
Hello, thanks for adding me - nice to get a request from an individual rather than a band for a change. Anyone who likes Muji stationery and Jilted John can't be all bad, and your artwork is just amazing.
