About me: C.R.A.N.K. MOB is a monthly bike ride dance party masquerade carnival sextravaganza. We meet on the first Saturday after the third Friday of each month at a different location. Check the event posting on Facebook to see where! At 10:00pm we ride into the night and our intergalactic roving bike dance party takes the streets of West LA, Mar Vista, Palms, Westwood, Century City, Culver City and Venice. Like other bike rides, C.R.A.N.K. MOB is a theme ride: ANYTHING GOES. Whatever you want the theme to be, that's what it is. Like a tempest on the horizon, you can hear us approaching as you see our blinking bicycle lights in the distance. The hooting and hollering and the beat of the music seduces your psyche and as the outlaw bicycle party passes you by. It is at that moment that you finally understand: your life shall have no meaning until you JOIN THE MOB!
Who I'd like to meet: If you want to roll with us, just bring a bike, noisemakers, a costume and expect to have some fun.
THE TEN CRANKMOBMENTS!
1. HAVE FUN -
That's is why we're here! Let's make sure that we can keep having fun by paying attention to the rest of these points.
2. BE SAFE -
We don't want anyone to get hurt, that includes you. If you or your bike are in no condition to ride, don't ride.
3. BE RESPECTFUL -
Respect the people around you and be aware of what you're doing. Respect yourself and don't get hurt. Respect the places we go to so that we can come back next month.
4. BE RESPONSIBLE -
Your actions have consequences. They also reflect on the entire group so please be smart. If you spot anyone being unsafe or disrespectful, call them out on it.
5. COMMUNICATE -
Call out hazards in the road. Call out the next turn. Call out if you're slowing, stopping or starting to go. Call out everything.
6. PASS IT ON -
If you hear someone calling something out, repeat it to make sure everyone hears.
7. LEAVE NO TRACE -
Clean up your litter. Let's leave this place like we were never here.
8. HOLD YOUR LINE -
Watch where you're going and don't weave recklessly through the crowd. If you need to stop, slowly make your way to the right side of the road where stopping is safe.
9. STAY RIGHT -
Leave the left lane open for passing cars. Please don't ride into oncoming traffic.
10. SLOW DOWN -
The party is right here, not up there somewhere. Stay with us and follow the ride leaders. They know where we're going.
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Nocturnal Cyclists presents: The Mustache Ride...
We meet on Hope & 6th. at the Downtown Public Library by the Standard...
Nocturnal meets at 9:00 p.m & will ride out at 9:30 p.m...
This is a fun medium paced ride that doesn't leave anyone behind...
Tonight is our Mustache ride... It could be real, fake or drawn on... We will take short breaks along the ride for beer, water , snacks or smokes...
Remember this is a fun ride where you can make new friends...
Things you might want to bring:
Tubes
Tools
Money
booze
buds
radio if you have one
condoms (Just in case)
and most important... The will to wanna live and ride the night away...
Oh yeah I made spoke cards for tonight's ride so first come first serve will get one...
If you have any questions you can Myspace me or call me 562-479-2252 Jamie A.K.A Post Haste...
Thanks for the addie. Pleasure to meet ya. Come check us out, watch our videos, and find out what our sport is all about. JAMSKATING...Catch the fever!!! Stay happy.
Peace,
LIL JEFF
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Members of the Bike Writers Collective are flying to Sacramento to speak in support of the "Safe Streets" bill AB766 and they will take letters of support with them. You can read more about it on http://thirdeyecreative.net/safestreets/soapboxlanews-may409.html
Please, pass it on to your friends and ask them to send letters of support to safestreets@bikewriterscollective.com
What is myspace good for if we don't talk to our friends?! We're The Central Powers from Las Vegas We dig on talking to you guys! So, with that being said...how's life?
