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Jeff
Jeff There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap

Male
106 years old
CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 11/24/2009
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   Jeff's Comedian Bio
InfluencesAlbert Brooks, Groucho Marx, Nipsey Russell, Dennis Wolfberg, Norm Macdonald, Brett Leake, Mike Ivey, Brian Haley
TV ShowsShort Attention Span Theatre

    Jeff's Interests
GeneralThe pursuit of the interesting in the world of the hackneyed
MusicSteve Winwood, Traffic, Public Enemy, the Negro Problem, Stew, Suzy Bogguss, Robert Cray, Stax/Volt, Motown, The Foundations, The Black Crowes, 3rd Bass, The Allman Brothers, Earth Wind & Fire, LTD, Chicago, Blind Faith, Norah Jones, Joe Cocker, The Beatles, Booker T &the MG's, Coleman Hawkins, Charles Mingus, The Who, Inxs, Lea Salonga, Rush, Sly and the Family Stone, Blondie, Delbert McClinton, Fiona Apple, Frederic Chopin, pretty much anything with a horn section
MoviesThe Wild Bunch, Duck Soup, Defending Your Life, Nobody's Fool
TelevisionHomicide, The Shield, Deadwood, the Wire, Oz, poker, football, hockey, Arrested Development, UFC, the Ultimate Fighter, Professional Wrestling, but mostly old school NWA/WCW, not this crap, but I dig ECW and NWA:TNA
BooksLord of the Flies, anything by Richard Russo
HeroesNipsey Russell, Ernest Borgnine, Eddie "Rochester" Anderson, and Ric Flair

     Jeff's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Networking, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Newport News Va
Religion:Protestant
Zodiac Sign:Taurus
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Education:College graduate

   Jeff's Schools
University Of Virginia-Main Campus
Charlottesville, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1995
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Government/History
Clubs: Pep Band, University Journal, WUVA, UVa Football
 

1991 to 1995
Menchville High
Newport News, VIRGINIA
Graduated: 1991
Student status: Alumni
 

1987 to 1991

   Jeff's Companies
Tully Blanchard Enterprises
US

Hopefully people get the joke



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Live @ 8 Part 2
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Live @ 8 Part 1
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BillyHawk at DSIF
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Buffalo/Philly..awesome hit
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Standup from back in the day
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Happy Time Rainbow Bunny Squad 2
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Happy Time Rainbow Bunny Squad 1
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Jeff's Latest Blog Entry  [Subscribe to this Blog]

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I’m starting to hate indy cinema  (view more)

mantras, affirmations and things left unsaid  (view more)

friends only entry  (view more)

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   Jeff's Blurbs
About me:
And so it has been and so it is written
On the doorway to paradise
That those who falter and those who fall
Must pay the price!

I dig the Bengals, Sabres, watch UVa sports when I can.

I like villains better than heroes.

I'm annoyed by almost everyone
Who I'd like to meet:
Ernest Borgnine, Lea Salonga, Arn Anderson, the ghost of Shelby Foote, Steve Winwood, Paul Molitor, Summer Sanders, the horn section of Earth Wind & Fire and Chicago, Eddie Floyd, MaryAnn Salcedo, Sela Ward, Sam Moore, Eliza Dushku, Andre Braugher, Richard Russo, Paul Newman

   Jeff's Friend Space (Top 9)
Jeff has 296 friends.
 Friday Night Frankenstein 


 Billyhawk! 


 BOC 


 Miles 


 Wraeth 


 The One & Only Keeshan! 


 Amanda Lynn 


 Josh 


 iO West 





Jeff's Friends Comments
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Wraeth

Wraeth



Dec 22 2008 6:08 PM

Never come by this place anymore, do you?
Wraeth

Wraeth



May 16 2008 5:44 PM

I'm supposed to have a gig running around then, but I've also been offered a gig there in town. Unfortunately, at this time, I don't know timeline. :( But I want to.
Wraeth

Wraeth



May 15 2008 10:56 PM

I'm looking for an excuse to travel. not that I usually need one.
jillyczar

jillyczar



Apr 30 2008 6:25 AM

Hope you had a great birthday!!!
Eileen

Eileen



Apr 28 2008 7:12 PM

Happy pre-Birthday Hawkins!
Desiree

Desiree Doucet



Feb 23 2008 12:28 AM

Thanks for the birthday wish! I hope all is well and you are doing all kinds of fun and funny things out there. I've just been doin the usual gangbangin. You know how it is.
Wraeth

Wraeth



Feb 10 2008 2:53 AM

Let's make some indie cinema.
Wraeth

Wraeth



Dec 25 2007 9:10 PM

Merry Christmas. Try to have fun for five minutes straight.
Jessie

Jessie



Dec 16 2007 6:00 PM

if that is pic of you in your corner of the io bar, I am pretty stoked right now.
Radio Free Hollywood

Radio Freehollywood



Nov 20 2007 6:25 PM

Thank YOU for being had!
Shock Therapy TV

Shock Therapy TV



Nov 15 2007 5:37 PM

What's up, Yankee Hater? Things are turning out nice.
ERIC

ERic WYNN



Nov 9 2007 4:03 AM

oh yea i got the team pic from when we played football
ERIC

ERic WYNN



Nov 9 2007 3:58 AM

whats up funny guy when am i going to see yuo on tv
Nicole

Nicole



Nov 8 2007 4:24 AM

That is the question that is probably keeping Holmgren up at night. If he keeps this up, he'll end up unwanted and overrated like A-Rod is in baseball. God, I hope that doesn't happen!
Wraeth

Wraeth



Nov 6 2007 1:08 PM

Well. I like you, too. So -- we are allowed exceptions. Everyone else sucks. Except the exceptions.
Wraeth

Wraeth



Nov 4 2007 10:27 PM

I hate people. So I'm joining your side.
Wraeth

Wraeth



Oct 18 2007 5:06 AM

Late night musings - thank you for giving me the chance to be your friend again. It might seem like a backwards thing to say, given the way it happened (in case people actually read this I was mad with good reason and he apologized, something few people have the strength of character to do - it makes him better than most), but it's been as much a good thing for me to have you back on my side as it could possibly be on your end. Read this again. It makes sense if you try.
Wraeth

Wraeth



Oct 5 2007 10:25 PM

I'm not changing my mind. I was never a Patriots fan.

And after last week, there's no way I can get anyone down here to carve a Colts or Titans sign into a pumpkin.

I'm allowed to enjoy more than one team -- so long as I can prioritize.
1.Titans
2. Colts
3. Saints
4. Anyone playing the Bears because I know so many fans and it's just fun to watch the heartache.
Johnnie

Johnnie Hertlein



Oct 2 2007 10:35 PM

Nicely played Sir..Now I clearly see I wage a 2 Front campaign.Boys it looks like we won't be home for X-Mas as planned..praise God and pass the ammo.. J
Wraeth

Wraeth



Sep 26 2007 5:55 AM

"Not ready?" So what? You have the rest of your life to spend doing the work of the devil... and that would be a lot more fun. ;)
North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival

North Carolina Comedy Arts Festival



Sep 26 2007 12:34 AM



NOW ACCEPTING SUBMISSIONS for the 8th annual Dirty South Improv Festival: February 19-23, 2008.

http://festival.dirtysouthimprov.com
Nicole

Nicole



Sep 24 2007 12:33 AM

Well, it was a good game. :D
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Wraeth

Wraeth



Sep 20 2007 8:38 AM

Heading out. Just wanted to say it was good to take the stage with you guys.

It was fun, it was funny --- I'd forgotten it could be like that. So thank you.
Nicole

Nicole



Sep 18 2007 4:36 PM

What a messy weekend, but now it's time to face the future. Just be glad that your Bengals won't have to deal with this guy on Sunday...
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Chad Reinhart

Chad Reinhart



Sep 18 2007 12:15 AM

you know when your puppy gets run over by a Mac Truck? and getting a new one is supposed to end the hurt? it doesn't...
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