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    Crap Public Schools Association's Interests
GeneralLikely to be of interest to anyone who attended the following schools:
Abingdon School, Ackworth School, Aldenham School, Alleyn's School, Ampleforth College, Ardingly College, Arnold School, Ashville College, Bablake School, Bancroft School, Bangor Grammar School, Barnard Castle School, Batley Grammar School, Bedales School, Bedford School, Bedford Modern School, Belfast Royal Academy, Berkhamsted Collegiate School, Birkdale School, Birkenhead School, Bishop's Stortford College, Bloxham School, Blundell's School, Bolton School, Bootham School, Bradfield College, Bradford Grammar School, Brentwood School, Brighton College, Bristol Cathedral School, Bristol Grammar School, Bromsgrove School, Bryanston School, Bury Grammar School, Campbell College, Canford School, Caterham School, Charterhouse, Cheadle Hulme School, Cheltenham College, Chetham's School of Music, Chigwell School, Christ College, Christ's Hospital, Churcher's College, City of London Freemen's School, City of London School, Clayesmore School, Clifton College, Clongowes Wood College, Coleraine Academical Institution, Colfe's School, Colston's Collegiate School, Cranleigh School, Culford School, Dame Allan's Schools, Dauntsey's School, Dean Close School, Denstone College, Dollar Academy, Downside School, Dulwich College, High School of Dundee, Durham School, Eastbourne College, The Edinburgh Academy, Elizabeth College, Ellesmere College, Eltham College, Emanuel School, Epsom College, Eton College, Exeter School, Felsted School, Fettes College, Forest School, Foyle & Londonderry College, Framlingham College, Frensham Heights School, George Heriot's School, George Watson's College, Giggleswick School, The Glasgow Academy, The High School of Glasgow, Glenalmond College, The Grange School, Gresham's School, Guildford High School, The Haberdashers' Aske's Boys' School, Haileybury, Hampton School, Harrow School, Headington School, Hereford Cathedral School, Highgate School, Hulme Grammar School, Hurstpierpoint College, Hutchesons' Grammar School, Hymers College, Ipswich School, The John Lyon School, Kelly College, Kelvinside Academy, Kent College, Kimbolton School, King Edward VII & Queen Mary School, King Edward VI School, King Edward's School (Bath), King Edward's School (Birmingham), King Edward's School (Witley), King Henry VIII School, King William's College, King's College (Taunton), King's College School, King's Hospital School, King's School (Bruton), King's School (Canterbury), King's School (Chester), King's School (Ely), King's School (Gloucester), King's School (Macclesfield), King's School (Rochester), King's School (Tynemouth), King's School (Worcester), Kingston Grammar School, Kingswood School, Kirkham Grammar School, Lancing College, Latymer Upper School, Leeds Grammar School, Leicester Grammar School, Leighton Park School, The Leys School, Liverpool College, Llandovery College, Lomond School, Lord Wandsworth College, Loretto School, Loughborough Grammar School, Magdalen College School, Malvern College, Manchester Grammar School, Marlborough College, Merchant Taylors' School (Crosby), Merchant Taylors' School, Merchiston Castle School, Methodist College (Belfast), Millfield, Mill Hill School, Monkton Combe School, Monmouth School, Morrison’s Academy, Mount St Mary's College, Newcastle-under-Lyme School, New College, Worcester (RNIB), Norwich School, Nottingham High School, Oakham School, The Oratory School, Oundle School, Pangbourne College, The Perse School, Plymouth College, Pocklington School, Portora Royal School, The Portsmouth Grammar School, Prior Park College, Queen Elizabeth's Grammar School, Queen Elizabeth Grammar School, Queen Elizabeth's Hospital, Queen's College, Radley College, Ratcliffe College, Reading Blue Coat School, Reed's School, Reigate Grammar School, Rendcomb College, Repton School, Robert Gordon's College, Rossall School, Rougemont School, Royal Belfast Academical Institution, Royal Grammar School (Guildford), Royal Grammar School (Newcastle), Royal Grammar School (Worcester), The Royal Hospital School, Royal Russell School, Rugby School, Rydal Penrhos, Ryde School, St. Albans School, St. Aloysius' College, St. Bede's College, St. Bees School, St. Benedict's School, St. Columba's School, St. Columba's College, St. Columba's College (St. Albans), St. Dunstan's College, St. Edmund's College, St. Edmund's School, St. Edward's School, St. George's College (Weybridge), St. John's School, St. Lawrence College, St. Mary's College, St. Paul's School, St. Peter's School, Seaford College, Sedbergh School, Sevenoaks School, Sherborne School, Shiplake College, Shrewsbury School, Silcoates School, Solihull School, Stamford School, Stewart's Melville College, Stockport Grammar School, Stonyhurst College, Stowe School, Strathallan School, Surbiton High School, Sutton Valence School, Taunton School, Tettenhall College, Tonbridge School, Trent College, Trinity School, Truro School, University College School, Uppingham School, Victoria College, Warwick School, Wellingborough School, Wellington College, Wellington School, Wells Cathedral School, West Buckland School, Westminster School, Whitgift School, William Hulme's Grammar School, Winchester College, Wisbech Grammar School, Wolverhampton Grammar School, Woodbridge School, Woodhouse Grove School, Worksop College, Worth School, Wrekin College, Wycliffe College, Yarm School
Or (by popular request) any of the following Girls' Schools Association establishments:
The Abbey School (Reading), Abbots Bromley School for Girls, Abbot's Hill School, Albyn School, The Alice Ottley School, Amberfield, Badminton School, Bedford High School, Beechwood Sacred Heart, The Belvedere School, Benenden School, Birkenhead High School, Blackheath High School, Bolton School Girls' Division, Bradford Girls' Grammar School, Brighton & Hove High School, The Brigidine School, Bromley High School, Bruton School for Girls, Burgess Hill School for Girls, Bury Grammar School (Girls), Casterton School, Central Newcastle High School, Channing School, The Cheltenham Ladies' College, City of London School for Girls, Clifton High School, Cobham Hall School, Colston's Girl's School, Combe Bank School, Craigholme School for Girls, Cranford House School, Croham Hurst School, Croydon High School, Dame Alice Harpur School, Dame Allan's Girls' School, Dodderhill School, Downe House School, Dunottar School, Durham High School for Girls, Edgbaston High School for Girls, Farlington School, Farnborough Hill School, Farringtons School, Fernhill School, Francis Holland School (either of them), Gateways School, The Godolphin and Latymer School, The Godolphin School, Greenacre School for Girls, Guildford High School, The Haberdashers' Aske's School for Girls, Haberdashers Monmouth School For Girls, Harrogate Ladies' College, Heathfield School, Heathfield St Mary's, Hethersett Old Hall School, Highclare School, Holy Trinity School (Kidderminster), Howell's School (either of them), Ipswich High School, James Allen's Girls School, Kent College, Kilgraston School, King Edward VI High School for Girls (B'ham), The King's High School for Girls (Warwick), The Kingsley School, The Lady Eleanor Holles School, Lavant House, Leeds Girls' High School, Leicester High School for Girls, Lodge School, Loughborough High School, Luckley-Oakfield School, Malvern St James (formerly Malvern Girls College), Manchester High School for Girls, Manor House School, The Marist Convent Senior School, The Mary Erskine School, Marymount International School, The Maynard School, Merchant Taylors' School for Girls, Moira House Girls' School, More House School, Moreton Hall School, The Mount School, The Mount School (London), The Newcastle upon Tyne Church High, New Hall School, Northampton High School, North London Collegiate School, Northwood College, Norwich High School for Girls, Notre Dame School (Cobham), Nottingham High School for Girls, Notting Hill and Ealing High School, Ockbrook School, Oldham Hulme Grammar Schools, Old Palace School of John Whitgift, Our Lady's Convent Senior School (Abingdon), Oxford High School, Palmers Green High School, The Perse School for Girls, Peterborough High School, Pipers Corner School, Polam Hall School, Portsmouth High School, The Princess Helena College, Prior's Field School, Priory School (B'ham), Putney High School, Queen Anne's School (Reading), Queen Margaret's School, Queen Mary's School (Thirsk), Queen's College London, Queen's Gate School, The Queen's School (Chester), Queenswood School, Redland High School for Girls, The Red Maids' School, Roedean, Royal Masonic School, The Royal High School (Bath), The Royal School (Haslemere), Rye St Antony School, La Sagesse School, St Albans High School for Girls, St Andrew's School (Bedford), St Antony's Leweston School, St Catherine's School (Guildford), St Catherine's School (Twickenham), St David's School (Ashford) St Dominic's Priory School, St Dominic's School (Brewood), St Francis' College (Letchworth), St Gabriel's School (Newbury), St George's School (Ascot), St George's School for Girls (Edinburgh), St Helen's School (Northwood), St James Independent School for Senior Girls, St Joseph's Convent School(Reading), St Leonards-Mayfield School, St Margaret's School for Girls (Aberdeen), St Margaret's School for Girls (Edinburgh), St Margaret's School (Exeter), St Margaret's School (Watford), St Mary's Convent School (Worcester), St Mary's Hall (Brighton), St Mary's School (Ascot), St Mary's School (Calne), St Mary's School (Shaftesbury), St Mary's School (Cambridge), St Mary's School (Gerrard's Cross) St Mary's School (Colchester), Saint Martin's (Solihull), St Nicholas' School (Church Crookham), St Paul's Girls' School, St Swithun's School (Winchester), St Teresa's School (Dorking), The School of St Helen & St Katharine, Sheffield High School, Sherborne School for Girls, Shrewsbury High School, Sir William Perkins's School, South Hampstead High School, Stamford High School, Stonar School, Stover School, Streatham & Clapham High School, Surbiton High School, Sutton High School, Sydenham High School GDST, Talbot Heath School, Teesside High School, Thornton College, Thorpe House (Norwich), Tormead School, Truro High School for Girls, Tudor Hall School, Wakefield Girls High School, Walthamstow Hall, Wentworth College, Westfield School, Westholme School, Westonbirt School, Wimbledon High School, Wispers School for Girls, Withington Girl's School, Woldingham School, Wychwood School, Wycombe Abbey School, Wykeham House School
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     Crap Public Schools Association's Details
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Zodiac Sign:Leo

   Crap Public Schools Association's Schools
University of St Andrews
Fife, United Kingdom
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Student status: Alumni
 

1993 to 1997
Uppingham School
Uppingham, United Kingdom
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
 

1988 to 1993
Stamford School
Stamford, United Kingdom
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Student status: Alumni
 

1985 to 1990

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About me:

The Association for anyone who attended a crap public school in the UK, or who didn't - but perversely wished they had.

Home also to Swinesend, Britain's first .. public school - childhood home of those who rule.

 

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Samples and further information about Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School are on this site

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Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School

STOP PRESS: Swinesend: Britain's Greatest Public School has now gone to press and will be in the bookshops on 1st April. Lavishly illustrated by Dan Archer, the pages in the above slideshow are only a small selection from the book. Pre-order your copy from Amazon now and save over 30% off the cover price.


 

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Jun 8 2009 2:07 PM

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Jan 15 2009 2:47 PM

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Jan 15 2009 2:42 PM

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Dec 22 2008 5:56 PM

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Dec 22 2008 4:02 PM

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Oct 23 2008 12:12 PM

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Aug 11 2008 6:25 AM

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Aug 10 2008 11:08 AM

Pants to my not logging in and checking:

Merry belated birthday!
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Aug 8 2008 7:47 PM

Have an intense birthday.

from all at the Hotel de V.
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Aug 8 2008 7:31 PM

May you have a fine day my friend/s

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Aug 8 2008 1:06 PM

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Aug 6 2008 11:16 AM

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Aug 4 2008 4:35 PM

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Aug 3 2008 9:50 AM

Happy days CPSA

Have a mightily good one all.

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Apr 20 2008 12:18 PM

> knocks politely on headmaster's office door <

The link to the Crap Public School small banner thing (technical term) doesn't appaer to be working anymore.
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Apr 2 2008 11:00 AM

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Mar 23 2008 6:09 PM

ROSSALL SCHOOL WAS A FUCKING DISGRACE
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Jan 9 2008 12:22 PM

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Jan 9 2008 3:25 AM

Oh good show, chums! Nice of you to drop by and leave a comment. Just thought I'd pop over and return the gesture.
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Jan 8 2008 9:18 PM

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After a wonderful and very excitable christmas, I spent a quiet weekend at home 'crafting' a new uniform for the girls in the office. Hope they like it!
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Jan 8 2008 12:45 AM

Sorry I missed you. Extended hols in N Yorkshire - passed turn off to Stamford on A1 but didn't dare venture further!
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Dec 31 2007 6:05 PM

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Dec 2 2007 1:03 AM

Many apologies for the comment below - was phished. Do delete as necessary.
Any delightful news or things, recently?
>!< Ms S de Feяяari





Nov 26 2007 12:34 PM

So, are you still back?

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