Matthew Michael Kohnhorst the human, iBook the iBook, Alesis SR16 the drum machine, Scott's Headphones the headphones, Pro-Tools the multitrack & Dr. Sample the Sampler.
Maybe I don't want to be a superhero anymore. Wait, no. I want to be a superhero, I just don't want to be an actor. Or rich and famous. Wait, I want to be rich. Looks like I'm halfway to crazy town already! I'll fit right in...
Yo, wassup? Is this ur only profile or do u have another one because if u do then maybe we should be friends and not clutter this one with family business?
so i open my phone the other day and i see a rather surly looking hat-man staring back at me. how did a matt hatman get on my phone? and, i wonder, does he sleep in said hat?
Ah well I just joined a gang so I'm not too worried. Actually I started it. We're called the CrackerJack Smackers. It sounds like pretty intimidating. Want to be head of the Logan Square branch?
Yeah, thanks for being there, it was nice to see the both of you. It did get a lil crazy there towards the end. I think we all needed a party like that! Talk at you soon.
no, they only made like 50 of them. if you come out, maybe. did i mention it's waterproof and crushable and has photo s screened on the inside, came in a nice hatbox too. haha