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The Professor
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Crash Test Danny
Male
31 years old
United Kingdom
Last Login: 4/29/2009
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| General | Experiments, tomato soup, bananas, Dollie. | | Music | Prog rock. Van der Graaf Generator (the experiment AND the band), Can, Soft Machine, early ELO, Pink Floyd, Yes, No and Maybe. | | Movies | Inner Space is a great film because it's about an experiment. I'd like to shrink some people and inject them into Danny. They wouldn't find much inside because he's a Dummy, but I'm sure he swallowed my soldering iron and it would be good to get that back. | | Television | I wish I'd invented television. | | Books | A Brief History of Time by Stephen Hawking, Chaos Theory by Gleich and 101 Recipes for Tomato Soup by Dorothy Hartley. | | Heroes | Einstein, Frankenstein and the bloke who invented cat's eyes. They clean themselves and everything. |
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| Status: | Single | | Here for: | Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Body type: | 5' 5" | | Ethnicity: | Other | | Zodiac Sign: | Aquarius | | Children: | Undecided | | Education: | Post grad |
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Woolworth's
Farnham, Surrey UK
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About me:
Hello. I'm The Professor and this is a website for Crash Test Danny. Unfortunately Danny is rubbish at using computers, so I'm going to have to do it for him. In fact, he's rubbish at everything. Except doing experiments on. Though they usually go wrong, and I'm the one left with mud / egg / cake on his face.
Keep an eye on our blog to find out what's happening day by day at the top secret crash test research facility. If you want, I might even post some of my new inventions...
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Who I'd like to meet:
Hmm. That's tricky. I don't have much time for socialising. It takes me about 2 hours to cycle to work on my Chopper and an hour and a half to get back (it's downhill). My best friends are Danny (I suppose), my dolly and my balloon dog, Fido.
People who can help me with my experiments and websites would be nice to know. I could also do with meeting someone good with hair because mine is often getting messed up with cake and stuff.
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