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A Conversation at the Grown-ups' Table as Imagined at the Kids' Table, by simon rich: MOM: Pass the wine, please. I want to become crazy. DAD: Okay. GRANDMOTHER: Did you see the politics? It made me angry. DAD: Me too. When it was over, I had sex. UNCLE: I'm having sex right now. DAD: We all are. MOM: Let's talk about which kid I like the best. DAD: (laughing) You know, but you won't tell. MOM: If they ask me again, I might tell. FRIEND FROM WORK: Hey, guess what? My voice is pretty loud! DAD: (laughing) There are actual monsters in the world, but when my kids ask I pretend like there aren't. MOM: I'm angry! I'm angry all of a sudden! DAD: I'm angry too! We're angry at each other! MOM: Now everything is fine. DAD: We just saw the PG-13 movie. It was so good. MOM: There was a big sex. FRIEND FROM WORK: I am the loudest! I am the loudest! (Everybody laughs.) MOM: I had a lot of wine, and now I'm crazy! GRANDFATHER: Hey, do you guys know what God looks like? ALL: Yes. GRANDFATHER: Don't tell the kids.Music
the turn down service, mingering mike, my robot friend, CSS, journey, heart, talking heads, biggie, hall & oates, missy elliot, earth wind & fire, the carpenters, def leppard, salt-n-pepa, justin timberlake, the police, electric light orchestra, athf theme song, the cars, the wau wau sisters, snowcone machine!, scissor sisters, le tigre, gnarls barkley, much dance '80s, sleater kinney, new pornographers, the white stripes, GHOSTLAND OBSERVATORY!!!, arcade fireMovies
anything by mike whaley, harold and maude, the princess bride, the breakfast club, sixteen candles, immortal beloved, like water for chocolate (no, not 'better than chocolate'; that should've been called 'worse than shit'), big night, the wedding singer, adaptation, the lost boys, lucas, jackass, clue, the shining, bowling for columbine, grey gardens, moulin rouge, the legend of billie jean, hedwig and the angry inch, E.T., welcome to the dollhouse, monster, nine to five, napoleon dynamite, the station agent, brokeback mountain, rocky balboa, the departed, anything with one or both of the Coreys (haim and feldman, duh), king of kong, blood on the flat track: the rise of the rat city roller girlsTelevision
anything produced, co-produced, or executive produced by jamila wignot, six feet under, woodturning workshop (keep turnin'), buffy the vampire slayer, south park, homicide:life on the street, gilmore girls, the O.C., trading spaces: boys vs. girls, taxicab confessions, CSI, clean sweep, from martha's kitchen, aqua teen hunger force, the WNBA, X games!!!, yes dammit the L word, and with all that awesome shit tivo'ed or on demand, what do i end up actually watching? law and order svu. over and over and over. Dun-Dun!!Books
the winter of our discontent, middlesex, i loved roseanne, the brothers k , ella minnow pea, zoom, anything by harry crews, ant farm, lullaby, the glass castle, the book of lost things, how i paid for college, the house of sleep, the book of joe, the best american non-required reading/short stories collections, swimming to antarctica, the complete book of dogs by a.j. & h.a. barker (really). here are the top 10 greatest works of literature of all time, according to me at this time, in no order and subject to change: 1. middlesex - jeffrey eugenides 2. the house of sleep - jonathan coe 3. a feast of snakes - harry crews 4. the winter of our discontent - john steinbeck 5. ella minnow pea - mark dunn 6. lolita - vladimir nabokov 7. wicked - gregory maguire 8. catch 22 - joseph heller 9. fear and loathing in las vegas - hunter s thompson 10. 1984 - george orwellHeroes
chuck d, martha stewart, dennis leary, a.j. & h.a. barker, phil hansen, the found guy, the postsecret guy, the cute overload chick. and the Wii.
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I AM THE LOUDEST!!!!!Who I'd like to meet:
more short people. and 2 wicked tall people. like over 7 feet.Details
- Status: Married
- Hometown: Worcester, MA
- Zodiac Sign: Aries
- Occupation: goody two shoes/ restaurantist/ master of disguise
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North High
- Worcester, MA
- Graduated: N/A
- Student status: Alumni
- Major: Smoking
- Minor: Skipping
1989 to 1991
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Restaurant Zoe
- Seattle, WA US
- Salesmaster di quintorelli giuseppe amarone
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10 of 56MoreMISS YA CRASTA!!!
yoooooooooo.
see you are crasta like pasta, and im alfredo like the sauce thats fucking cool.
Welcome home!!!
just stoppin in for a great big hello
happy celebration of your day of birth, all the way from the dam of amster!
walkin for the boobs! ( i love it!) hope you are well. may we all walk for the boobs.
xo,k
Hey there! Did you get my card in the mail? Hey my mom wanted to know whats better a male or a female cat? She wants to get one but want to know which is the best....she asked me to ask you since i am sooooo allergic to cats i wouldn't know the difference they all make me sneeze! LOL Miss you TONS!!! Tell Amy i said hello! ttyl ~MUAH~
RIGHT? come to da dam.
You are probably right. We made beef popsicles. I am just waiting for them to freeze.