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Here I am!!! The Real Me!!!
Male
36 years old
WEST DES MOINES, IOWA
United States
Last Login: 9/5/2008
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| General | I like alot of things. Music, movies, women, beer, whiskey, women, sports, porn, women!! Notice a common theme here???? | | Music | I listen to all kinds of music. Lots of rock, especially classic rock. Also I like country music (That is the Texas in me!!) | | Movies | Action Adventures, Dramas, and any movies with lots of hotties. Did I mention I like Porn too??? At least I am honest!! | | Television | ESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, Fox Sports, and any other sports channel. Unfortunately, I am not rich enough to get the Playboy channel or any of the other porn channels offered on Directv or cable. Also, I doubt my wife would approve. But they have some good movies on Cinemax and the movie channel after 10 PM!!!!!
South Park is the funniest show ever!!! I also watch Wild Boyz and Survivor. | | Books | Believe it or not, I love to read!! Spy novels, biographies, books about History. I read mostly non-fiction. Of course, I also read the occasional girlie mag when I get my hands on one. I just will not buy them, but plenty of my friends have them lyin around their houses. | | Heroes | I have many!!! My dad and grandpa head the list. After that, it is a free for all for the next spots. Lance Armstrong (what an athlete), PELE (Still the greatest soccer player ever), Kid Rock (Gotta give props to a guy that ugly, who sleeps with so many hot women!!), Just about any male porn star (They get paid to have sex with some of the most beautiful women), Jack Nicholson (Still a badass actor!!!), and many many more. |
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| Status: | Swinger | | Here for: | Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends | | Orientation: | Straight | | Hometown: | Des Moines | | Body type: | 5' 11" / Average | | Ethnicity: | White / Caucasian | | Religion: | Buddhist | | Zodiac Sign: | Leo | | Smoke / Drink: | No / Yes | | Children: | Proud parent | | Education: | Post grad | | Occupation: | Teacher/Coach | | Income: | $60,000 to $75,000 |
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Anyone seen my bottle of Jack?? Still searchin' for my Bottle of JD!! Posted at 1:47 AM Aug 15, 2007
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About me:
HI EVERYONE!!! This myspace page is the real me. You see, I just got a new job as a college prof and I will coaching. That is right!! I have moved up to the big time. Made the leap from High School teacher to University Professor!! I have been told that I cannot
put anything vulgar, offensive, containing sex, or alcohol on my page since
half of the students here have myspace websites. So I am making this page to talk about the
real me. I will post blogs
about my life, past, present, and future.
I will tell some wild, crazy, funny and very true stories from my
past. Stories they students and faculty
would not want you to hear. I probably
do not want my wife and kids to hear most of them either. This page is pure entertainment and also a
place for me to get some shit off of my chest.
About Me: I can be
the nicest guy in the world, or I can be a complete asshole!! It depends on you. If you are cool and nice, then so am I. But if you start being an asshole, dick, or
bitch, then I am right back at you.
I have done alot of crazy crap in
the past. One night stands, drinking
till I am in the hospital, waking up with no clothes on in the middle of a corn
field, fights, puking, etc. I am not
proud of it all, but if I had it to do again, I doubt I would change
anything!! I have had a great life. I have partied, traveled around the world,
been with my fair share of women, and drank more than my fair share of beer.
Now,
I am kind of settling down.
I am married, I have two beautiful kids, a
permanent job. MY GOD!!! It sounds like I am domesticated!! But I still have a wild side in me. You will see in my blog.
As for the name. It is not my real one since I dont want to get fired or anything. But it is close. So now, I teach and coach at a University in Des Moines ,
The stories that I tell
in my blog will usually have the names changed to
protect them and possibly myself from criminal prosecution.
Most of all, I want everyone to enjoy!!!
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