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HI EVERYONE!!! This myspace page is the real me. You see, I just got a new job as a college prof and I will coaching. That is right!! I have moved up to the big time. Made the leap from High School teacher to University Professor!! I have been told that I cannot put anything vulgar, offensive, containing sex, or alcohol on my page since half of the students here have myspace websites. So I am making this page to talk about the real me. I will post blogs about my life, past, present, and future. I will tell some wild, crazy, funny and very true stories from my past. Stories they students and faculty would not want you to hear. I probably do not want my wife and kids to hear most of them either. This page is pure entertainment and also a place for me to get some shit off of my chest.....

About Me: I can be the nicest guy in the world, or I can be a complete asshole!! It depends on you. If you are cool and nice, then so am I. But if you start being an asshole, dick, or bitch, then I am right back at you. ....

I have done alot of crazy crap in the past. One night stands, drinking till I am in the hospital, waking up with no clothes on in the middle of a corn field, fights, puking, etc. I am not proud of it all, but if I had it to do again, I doubt I would change anything!! I have had a great life. I have partied, traveled around the world, been with my fair share of women, and drank more than my fair share of beer.....

Now, I am kind of settling down. I am married, I have two beautiful kids, a permanent job. MY GOD!!! It sounds like I am domesticated!! But I still have a wild side in me. You will see in my blog.....

As for the name. It is not my real one since I dont want to get fired or anything. But it is close. So now, I teach and coach at a University in Des Moines ........, The stories that I tell in my blog will usually have the names changed to protect them and possibly myself from criminal prosecution. ....

Most of all, I want everyone to enjoy!!!

.. .. .. I was born and raised in Iowa, then I went to Texas to go to college. I have also lived in South America, Mexico, and traveled throughout southern Asia. Now, Fate finds me back in Iowa. I will be adding pictures and jazzing the page up soon, so stay tuned and keep checking back.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Eric
Birthday:August 11
Birthplace:Des Moines
Current Location:Iowa
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Irish, German, Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Tennis Shoes
Your Weakness:Women
Your Fears:Deep Water
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, Chicago Style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Dude
Thoughts First Waking Up:Sex
Your Best Physical Feature:The Whole Package
Your Bedtime:Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:Beer Bonging
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:None
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Mocha
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:FUCK YEAH!!!
Do you Sing:Terribly
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Been there, Done that, Don't Remember it all
Do you want to get Married:Already done
Do you belive in yourself:Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:Yes
Are you a Health Freak:Used to be
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes, It is awesome sex during a thunderstorm
Do you play an Instrument:I usually ask the girls that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes, lots of it
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes, And I have done some other things with Sushi also ;)
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Too many times to count.
Ever been called a Tease:All the time
Ever been Beaten up:Been in fights, never beaten badly/
Ever Shoplifted:Yes, in an adult bookstore and for condoms in High School
How do you want to Die:While having sex, right after orgasm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I am grown up, although many people disagree with that statement
What country would you most like to Visit:Anywhere there are hot women!! Maybe Thailand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:No preference
Favourite Hair Color:Used to be blonde, then I went thru a brunette stage, now I dont care, as long she has the whole package.
Short or Long Hair:No preference. See above
Height:Average
Weight:average
Best Clothing Style:Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:A few
Number of CDs I own:400
Number of Piercings:none
Number of Tattoos:2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:There are many, but I would not do it over again

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  • Status: Swinger
  • Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
  • Hometown: Des Moines
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Average
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Zodiac Sign: Leo
  • Children: Proud parent
  • Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
  • Education: Post grad
  • Occupation: Teacher/Coach
  • Income: $60,000 to $75,000

Schools

  • The University Of Texas At Austin

    • Austin,Texas
    • Graduated: 1993
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: Bachelor's Degree
    • Major: Liberal Arts
    1988 to 1993

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