Anyone seen my bottle of Jack??
Anyone seen my bottle of Jack?? Here I am!!! The Real Me!!!

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36 years old
WEST DES MOINES, IOWA
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GeneralI like alot of things. Music, movies, women, beer, whiskey, women, sports, porn, women!! Notice a common theme here????
MusicI listen to all kinds of music. Lots of rock, especially classic rock. Also I like country music (That is the Texas in me!!)
MoviesAction Adventures, Dramas, and any movies with lots of hotties. Did I mention I like Porn too??? At least I am honest!!
TelevisionESPN, ESPN2, ESPNU, Fox Sports, and any other sports channel. Unfortunately, I am not rich enough to get the Playboy channel or any of the other porn channels offered on Directv or cable. Also, I doubt my wife would approve. But they have some good movies on Cinemax and the movie channel after 10 PM!!!!! South Park is the funniest show ever!!! I also watch Wild Boyz and Survivor.
BooksBelieve it or not, I love to read!! Spy novels, biographies, books about History. I read mostly non-fiction. Of course, I also read the occasional girlie mag when I get my hands on one. I just will not buy them, but plenty of my friends have them lyin around their houses.
HeroesI have many!!! My dad and grandpa head the list. After that, it is a free for all for the next spots. Lance Armstrong (what an athlete), PELE (Still the greatest soccer player ever), Kid Rock (Gotta give props to a guy that ugly, who sleeps with so many hot women!!), Just about any male porn star (They get paid to have sex with some of the most beautiful women), Jack Nicholson (Still a badass actor!!!), and many many more.

     Anyone seen my bottle of Jack??'s Details
Status:Swinger
Here for:Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:Des Moines
Body type:5' 11" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Buddhist
Zodiac Sign:Leo
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Proud parent
Education:Post grad
Occupation:Teacher/Coach
Income:$60,000 to $75,000

   Anyone seen my bottle of Jack??'s Schools
The University Of Texas At Austin
Austin,Texas
Graduated: 1993
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Bachelor's Degree
Major: Liberal Arts
 

1988 to 1993



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About me:
HI EVERYONE!!! This myspace page is the real me. You see, I just got a new job as a college prof and I will coaching. That is right!! I have moved up to the big time. Made the leap from High School teacher to University Professor!! I have been told that I cannot put anything vulgar, offensive, containing sex, or alcohol on my page since half of the students here have myspace websites. So I am making this page to talk about the real me. I will post blogs about my life, past, present, and future. I will tell some wild, crazy, funny and very true stories from my past. Stories they students and faculty would not want you to hear. I probably do not want my wife and kids to hear most of them either. This page is pure entertainment and also a place for me to get some shit off of my chest.

About Me: I can be the nicest guy in the world, or I can be a complete asshole!! It depends on you. If you are cool and nice, then so am I. But if you start being an asshole, dick, or bitch, then I am right back at you.

I have done alot of crazy crap in the past. One night stands, drinking till I am in the hospital, waking up with no clothes on in the middle of a corn field, fights, puking, etc. I am not proud of it all, but if I had it to do again, I doubt I would change anything!! I have had a great life. I have partied, traveled around the world, been with my fair share of women, and drank more than my fair share of beer.

Now, I am kind of settling down. I am married, I have two beautiful kids, a permanent job. MY GOD!!! It sounds like I am domesticated!! But I still have a wild side in me. You will see in my blog.

As for the name. It is not my real one since I dont want to get fired or anything. But it is close. So now, I teach and coach at a University in Des Moines , The stories that I tell in my blog will usually have the names changed to protect them and possibly myself from criminal prosecution.

Most of all, I want everyone to enjoy!!!

I was born and raised in Iowa, then I went to Texas to go to college. I have also lived in South America, Mexico, and traveled throughout southern Asia. Now, Fate finds me back in Iowa. I will be adding pictures and jazzing the page up soon, so stay tuned and keep checking back.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Eric
Birthday:August 11
Birthplace:Des Moines
Current Location:Iowa
Eye Color:Blue
Hair Color:Brown
Height:5'11"
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right
Your Heritage:Irish, German, Italian
The Shoes You Wore Today:Tennis Shoes
Your Weakness:Women
Your Fears:Deep Water
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni, Chicago Style
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:To survive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Dude
Thoughts First Waking Up:Sex
Your Best Physical Feature:The Whole Package
Your Bedtime:Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory:Beer Bonging
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:McDonalds
Single or Group Dates:Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:None
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:Mocha
Do you Smoke:No
Do you Swear:FUCK YEAH!!!
Do you Sing:Terribly
Do you Shower Daily:Yes
Have you Been in Love:Yes
Do you want to go to College:Been there, Done that, Don't Remember it all
Do you want to get Married:Already done
Do you belive in yourself:Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness:Sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:Yes
Are you a Health Freak:Used to be
Do you get along with your Parents:Sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes, It is awesome sex during a thunderstorm
Do you play an Instrument:I usually ask the girls that
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes, lots of it
In the past month have you Smoked:No
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No
In the past month have you gone on a Date:Yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yes, And I have done some other things with Sushi also ;)
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:Yes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No
Ever been Drunk:Too many times to count.
Ever been called a Tease:All the time
Ever been Beaten up:Been in fights, never beaten badly/
Ever Shoplifted:Yes, in an adult bookstore and for condoms in High School
How do you want to Die:While having sex, right after orgasm
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:I am grown up, although many people disagree with that statement
What country would you most like to Visit:Anywhere there are hot women!! Maybe Thailand.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:No preference
Favourite Hair Color:Used to be blonde, then I went thru a brunette stage, now I dont care, as long she has the whole package.
Short or Long Hair:No preference. See above
Height:Average
Weight:average
Best Clothing Style:Naked
Number of Drugs I have taken:A few
Number of CDs I own:400
Number of Piercings:none
Number of Tattoos:2
Number of things in my Past I Regret:There are many, but I would not do it over again

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