Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, Boondox, Psychopathic Rydas, Soopa Villainz, Three 6 Mafia, Ying Yang Twins, Esham, The R.O.C., The Game, Limp Bizkit, Afroman, Bizarre, House of Krazees, Zodiac Mprint, Anybody Killa, Tech N9ne, Kutt Calhoun, Big Krizz Kaliko, Yukmouth, Q-Strange, Prozak, Tali Demon, Lil' Wyte, Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz, N.W.A., DJ Clay, Project Pat, Frayser Boy, Chrome, Hypnotize Camp Posse, Jimi Hendrix, Black Sabbath, Kottonmouth Kings, Subnoize Souljaz, Kingspade, Big B, Dirtball, System of a Down, Dead Kennedys, D12, Paul Wall, Marylin Manson, Snoop Dogg, Alien Ant Farm, Sum 41, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nas, Eazy-E, Cypress Hill, Project Born, Grave Plott, Psycho Jesus, Jedi Mind Tricks, and Immortal Technique
Movies
Big Money Hu$tla$, Team America, South Park, Training Day, Snakes on a Plane, Spiderman, The Punisher, X-Men, Hostel, Jeepers Creeper, How High, Half Baked, Men in Black, Thank You for Smoking, Troy, 300, Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Don't Be a Menace, Waiting, Born Twiztid, Scarface, Flubber, Godfather, Clerks, Clerks II, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Harry Potter, Saw, Wind Talkers, Black Hawk Down, Fight Club, Friday, Grand Theft Auto, Silence of the Lambs, Red Dragon, Hannibal, Star Wars, Bad Santa and Alvin and the Chipmunks
Television
South Park, Futurama, Family Guy, Lil' Bush, Drawn Together, The Fairly Odd Parents, Iron Chef America, Hell's Kitchen, Top Chef, The Girls Next Door, Snoop Dogg's Father Hood, WWE, TNA, Dinner Impossible, Kitchen Nightmare, The Simpsons, King of the Hill, and Sports
Books
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Devination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall ont take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
20) Growing marijuana, or hallucinegenic mushrooms is not an appropriate herbology project
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom
25) Its not necessary fro me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife
32) "Draco Mafly, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
34) It is a mad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself to seriously
35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell
36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.
38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.
39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time"
Heroes
Jamie Madrox
Violent J
Tim Tebow
Sabu
Cpl. Robinson
Batman
Bret Hart
Jeff Hardy
Jim Norton
Blaze
Robert Irvine
Mario Batali
Gordon Ramsey
Bobby Flay
Masaharu Morimoto
About me: Long story short I'm a psycho skitzo cranival freak
I love my family more than anything I could imagine(even cake, and I'm a fat kid) so burn in Hell hatin' bastards
P.S. I'm the sexiest killa you know, come equiped with an ax and some love handles
FAT KIDS ARE SEXY
Who I'd like to meet: Some more Freekshows like my self
alright cool well this week might be a lil fucked up cuz i'm in my last week of summer school, but i'll hit ya up some time and we'll smoke a blunt. haha seems like ur free anyday but friday. joey said "whats up on some Xbox man!!" lmao.
still man, ur considering it. wellidk, ive never been to the gathering cuz i;m fucking broke all the damn time.
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but yeah, i know what you mean, my aunt bought a pool,, but the dumbass altered the whole backyrad for it. wtf, its not gonna last! but it's good in the summer... whoot!! its them 3 feet tall ones. lol
damn dude, that blows. so ur gonna go with him? damn ur a good homie. shittt, i'd play aound and mention some gay shit afoot, but it;s too hot to think. haha but yeah that sucks.
hell ya!! man, that sucks dude. why are you moving?? school er something. well shit, it's fucking hot out, so i might hide fer a few days, but i'll hit you up one of these days so we can smoke a blunt.
me too me too looking for a job. we should chill, cuz even though you live so close to joe, i dont juss wanna go to ur house and ur not there er something. lol. but yeah, joe lost his phone and was asking fer your number.
jimmy! im going to the wolves game with dee tonight, she said that you were gonna be there too. we have to all meet up, i havent seen you in over a year. call me or text me if anything. 773.216. 8376
i give a shit who hates eminem, i think hes dope. especially back in the day he was spittin some crazy shit
i dont rap a lot but i just posted my shit on my blog, you should read it and tell me what you honestly think, i can take a hit so dont play wit my ballsack
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