Films, music, my boyfriend, friends and family, burlesque, cooking, shoes, fashion in general, Frisky Bisons, Green Wing, 24, dancing like a fanny, languages, body art in its myriad forms, sun, snow, tea, pop-culture, pub quizzes, cinema-wenching and many other things besides!
Music
Rock, punk, ska, electro, pop, drum & bass, dance, if it's awesome, I'll enjoy it. Unless it's Coldplay or Scouting For Girls, then I'll burn you for even suggesting I listen!
Movies
I got bored of listing my favourite films, so here's some quotes from them instead!
- Die, ugly!
- We musn't dwell, no, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day!
- Dear Diary. My teen-angst bullshit now has a body-count!
- Rule #1 of sex: If you hold your breath, a person can do anything for 10 minutes!
- Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive...
- I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.
- Dear Buddha. Please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...
- Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist...
- Boo! You whore!
- You sent us to camp. They made us sing.
- I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other!
- You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it...
I love 'Battle Royale' by Koushun Takami, and 'The Virgin Suicides' by Jeffery Eugenides, and I'm also a big fan of the Harry Potter books. Currently reading 'Norwegian Wood' by Haruki Murakami, and 'The Black Dahlia' by James Ellroy.
Heroes
Oscar Deutsch (for entertaining our nation!!)
My Mum
The Renfield St and Quay Crews
Jack Bauer
Queen Margaret, and her progressive ideas about drink prices
University of Glasgow
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: M.A. (Hons.) in Film and TV Studies and English Language
Clubs: QMU Campaigns Committee
QMU Freshers Helper (2004,2005)
Glasgow Guardian Student Newspaper
About me: I'm 26, and a practising Witch living in Erskine (near Glasgow) in Scotland. Apparently I look like Charlotte Church too, but I'm still a bit skeptical. A little weird, a little dramatic, and a whole lot filthy (at least, according to my mates!)! I work as a gypsy Team Leader in a cinema - there's less ice-cream scooping than I'm used to, but it's fun - and I spend my days doling out tickets, curses and sarcastic comments as and when they're necessary. In my spare time I sell pegs, and lucky white heather, tell fortunes and collect wives to live with me in my gypsy caravan!
I never use this, I'm on Bebo much more often - find me there! :)
For old times sake I'm so tempted to add him as a friend.. but could I resist confessing my undying love? I don't know... and also...can't believe I'm going to say this... but he's not quite as stunningly perfectly amazing as I remember... I mean a recruitment consultant?? Dear, dear.. he really has sold out... what happened to my guardian 'idols'? Libraries, and recruitment agencies and respectful newspapers.... sigh... you know who I bet hasn't sold out? Mr mole himself.... you know who I mean... the true 'god' of all... oh I even make meself giggle with that pun! Jen x
Well done on getting the team leader job m'dear! You enjoying bossing all the little people about? Oz is treating me well, totally hating my job right now - would love to be back at the odeon. XXX
18.the song you want played at your funeral?
I dunno. How about 'Jennifer's Body' by Hole, just for a laugh!
I fucking love you!
How about "Jennifer Lost The War" by The Offspring? Only if they find you "burned and raped" though. Which won't be happening on my watch. Lush employees though...? *evil mwahahahaa laugh* x
Box orificey with Monsieur Craddock and then your 1st husband. I think I terrified Paco and Tommy by singing songs from the wicker man. All I need is that pagan bridesmaids dress I tried on in New Look that time. It was a true behemoth. x
Baws, topshop site doesn't have your shoes in an 8, they're Out Of Stock. And the boob tube/skirt isn't there at all! Do you still want the code for other things?
The Maltman has actually given me the shits, it can die after Lush. No white jeans for me. x