Jeni The Gypsy
It's gonna be a hot time in a cold town tonight...

Female
26 years old
Glasgow, Scotland
United Kingdom



Last Login: 6/22/2009
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    Jeni The Gypsy's Interests
GeneralFilms, music, my boyfriend, friends and family, burlesque, cooking, shoes, fashion in general, Frisky Bisons, Green Wing, 24, dancing like a fanny, languages, body art in its myriad forms, sun, snow, tea, pop-culture, pub quizzes, cinema-wenching and many other things besides!
MusicRock, punk, ska, electro, pop, drum & bass, dance, if it's awesome, I'll enjoy it. Unless it's Coldplay or Scouting For Girls, then I'll burn you for even suggesting I listen!
MoviesI got bored of listing my favourite films, so here's some quotes from them instead!

- Die, ugly!

- We musn't dwell, no, not today. We can't! Not on Rex Manning Day!

- Dear Diary. My teen-angst bullshit now has a body-count!

- Rule #1 of sex: If you hold your breath, a person can do anything for 10 minutes!

- Excuse me stewardess, I speak jive...

- I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

- Dear Buddha. Please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket...

- Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist...

- Boo! You whore!

- You sent us to camp. They made us sing.

- I'm like cat here, a no-name slob. We belong to nobody, and nobody belongs to us. We don't even belong to each other!

- You know, mistletoe can be deadly if you eat it...

- DuJour was in my bathroom!

- Nobody's perfect!

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Books I love 'Battle Royale' by Koushun Takami, and 'The Virgin Suicides' by Jeffery Eugenides, and I'm also a big fan of the Harry Potter books. Currently reading 'Norwegian Wood' by Haruki Murakami, and 'The Black Dahlia' by James Ellroy.
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Oscar Deutsch (for entertaining our nation!!)

My Mum

The Renfield St and Quay Crews

Jack Bauer

Queen Margaret, and her progressive ideas about drink prices

Anna Forbes

Sue White

DeeDee Truitt

Kaywinnet-Lee Fry

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and tchai-ovna: house of tea
Groups: Queen Margaret Unionsecond skin: tattoos and piercingsQMUThe Odeon CrewKarl and Susan Forever!FuturamaShaun of the DeadTeam 24

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     Jeni The Gypsy's Details
Status:In a Relationship
Here for:Friends
Hometown:Erskine
Body type:5' 7" / Average
Ethnicity:White / Caucasian
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Children:Someday
Education:College graduate
Occupation:Gypsy

   Jeni The Gypsy's Schools
University of Glasgow
Glasgow, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2005
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Other
Major: M.A. (Hons.) in Film and TV Studies and English Language
Clubs: QMU Campaigns Committee QMU Freshers Helper (2004,2005) Glasgow Guardian Student Newspaper
 

2001 to 2005
Park Mains High School
ERSKINE, United Kingdom
Graduated: 2001
Student status: Alumni
 

1995 to 2001

   Jeni The Gypsy's Companies
Odeon Cinemas
Glasgow, Scotland UK
Ice-cream/Change Wench (CSSA)
Renfield St./Springfield Quay

17/3/04 - 14/9/06, then 18/10/06 - 15/2/07
Claire's Accessories
Glasgow, Scotland UK
Ear Piercing Specialist/CSA
Braehead

Feb 2001 - Jan 2004
Odeon Cinemas
Glasgow, Scotland UK
Team Leader
Springfield Quay

16/2/07 - present


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About me:
I'm 26, and a practising Witch living in Erskine (near Glasgow) in Scotland. Apparently I look like Charlotte Church too, but I'm still a bit skeptical. A little weird, a little dramatic, and a whole lot filthy (at least, according to my mates!)! I work as a gypsy Team Leader in a cinema - there's less ice-cream scooping than I'm used to, but it's fun - and I spend my days doling out tickets, curses and sarcastic comments as and when they're necessary. In my spare time I sell pegs, and lucky white heather, tell fortunes and collect wives to live with me in my gypsy caravan!

I never use this, I'm on Bebo much more often - find me there! :)



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Name:Jennifer-Lindsay Russell
Birthday:13th April 1983
Birthplace:La RAH in Paisley
Current Location:Erskine (though not by choice!)
Eye Color:Grey, but they go green sometimes
Hair Color:Dark mousy brown
Height:5ft7-ish
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right handed
Your Heritage:Scottish and Romany gypsy (one of these may be a lie though!)
The Shoes You Wore Today:Converse bacause I've been brainwashed by Will Smith!
Your Weakness:Accessories!!
Your Fears:Heights, spiders, mayonnaise and clowns!
Your Perfect Pizza:Pepperoni. It's all a pizza needs!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Not to have to do 120 critics reviews every month by myself!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:The emoticon commonly known as :P !
Thoughts First Waking Up:How long can I stay in bed for before I'm really late?
Your Best Physical Feature:My eyes, or my mouth. Or Mary-Kate and Ashley! ;)
Your Bedtime:Usually around 1-2am
Your Most Missed Memory:Renfield St! (although the Quay is teh fun too!)
Pepsi or Coke:Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King - it's nearby and has better burgers!
Single or Group Dates:Single dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Iced tea is an affront to the Gods!
Chocolate or Vanilla:Chocolate!
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappuccino
Do you Smoke:Nope
Do you Swear:Yes, for I have a dirty, whorish mouth!
Do you Sing:Badly but constantly!
Do you Shower Daily:Usually!
Have you Been in Love:Yes.
Do you want to go to College:Been there, done that, still haven't got the t-shirt though!
Do you want to get Married:If the right person comes along!
Do you belive in yourself:Sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness:Not since I was a young 'un!
Do you think you are Attractive:No
Are you a Health Freak:Oh Gods, no!
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes, provided I'm not out during one!
Do you play an Instrument:Saxophone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Quite a bit!
In the past month have you Smoked:No, unless passive smoking counts!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date:I've stayed in for one or two, do they count? ;)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:Yup! I'm sorta addicted!
In the past month have you been on Stage:No
In the past month have you been Dumped:No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:Only people's hearts (Arf!)
Ever been Drunk:Far too often!
Ever been called a Tease:Frequently!
Ever been Beaten up:Not since high school!
Ever Shoplifted:Yes, from Claire's when I was 13! Then I worked for them for 3 years! Rock 'n' roll! (Happy, Kyle? :P)
How do you want to Die:I don't like thinking about it!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A well-rounded person!
What country would you most like to Visit:Japan or America
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:Hazel/brown
Favourite Hair Color:Brown or black
Short or Long Hair:No hair! :)
Height:Taller than me!
Weight:Not morbidly obese!
Best Clothing Style:Can't go wrong with jeans and a logo shirt!
Number of Drugs I have taken:Enough.
Number of CDs I own:Over 200
Number of Piercings:10 - earlobes x 5, ear rim, conch, navel, tongue web, and right nipple!
Number of Tattoos:3 black diamonds on my right ankle, and 2 red diamonds on my left hip, in tribute to Harley Quinn
Number of things in my Past I Regret:Too many to mention!!!

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Eloise Kerr





Jan 28 2009 5:20 PM

Hey Jeni
We added a new song. You might regret not listening to it in the future so Carpe Diem.

Love
Eloise Kerr
Emmah Rockstar™





May 10 2008 12:43 PM

hey babes :)
I really need your help
I'm in the Pierced'n pINK'd © competition to win a modeling photoshoot.
so if you add them to your friends list then go to their blog and vote for me :)
It will mean alot :)
thank you

ps their link is: http://www. myspace. com/piercednpinkd_dot_com

thank yoooooou :)

xxxxxxxxxxx
Club Noir





May 10 2008 6:20 AM

See you at our summer club on 7th June. 'The Games' inspired by this summer's Olympics.



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Over 50 people working on this to create a spectacular one-off night.
Lisa Helen Craig Photography [for the win]





Apr 23 2008 3:49 PM

EXHIBITION AT THE SOUNDIE 1st A MAY
may day at the soundhaus 2008
Club Noir





Apr 14 2008 12:35 PM

Backstage club - official launch night Saturday 3rd May.

With 2 burlesque acts from the Club Noir stage.
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Plus Burlesque Idol - your chance to be a star.

Live Music by Sonny Marvello. Two DJs. Drinks promos. Desert Island Disco.
Club Noir





Apr 1 2008 3:42 PM

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Club Noir's spin-off night BACKSTAGE this Saturday 5th April. Hope you can make it.
  I've got my outfit all planned!
Craddock





Dec 2 2007 12:35 AM

Yeah, still on the same phone number. Upgrading to an iPhone at Xmas (la-dee-da), but think I can just keep the same number. How is the old Q then?
Craddock





Nov 29 2007 5:32 PM

Yo, I'll be back up for xmas in about 3 weeks. Sarah who pal?
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Aug 30 2007 11:30 PM

jen ya big gypo bastard. yer needing new pics on yer spazzer.

they are as old as ma maw. and thats not that old. say hello to yer maw for me.
Jenny





Jun 21 2007 10:00 PM

For old times sake I'm so tempted to add him as a friend.. but could I resist confessing my undying love? I don't know... and also...can't believe I'm going to say this... but he's not quite as stunningly perfectly amazing as I remember... I mean a recruitment consultant?? Dear, dear.. he really has sold out... what happened to my guardian 'idols'? Libraries, and recruitment agencies and respectful newspapers.... sigh... you know who I bet hasn't sold out? Mr mole himself.... you know who I mean... the true 'god' of all... oh I even make meself giggle with that pun! Jen x
Jenny





Jun 20 2007 1:21 AM

AND.. he's still in Glasgow... bloomin eck! Not just a blast from the past.. more like a meteor... !
Jenny





Jun 20 2007 1:16 AM

Words fail me!!! I actually don't know what to say... how many years.. yes years, have we waited for this? It's so surreal! Jen x
Libmeisterflex





May 16 2007 11:24 AM

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Paco





May 13 2007 1:04 AM

just dae it!
Paco





May 11 2007 12:27 PM

Alright ya Gypsy scud bag, check ma blog, i flagged you n aw that.
SMack





May 11 2007 12:22 AM

Well done on getting the team leader job m'dear! You enjoying bossing all the little people about? Oz is treating me well, totally hating my job right now - would love to be back at the odeon. XXX
Kari Von Regardless





Apr 29 2007 12:38 AM

18.the song you want played at your funeral?
I dunno. How about 'Jennifer's Body' by Hole, just for a laugh!

I fucking love you!



How about "Jennifer Lost The War" by The Offspring? Only if they find you "burned and raped" though. Which won't be happening on my watch. Lush employees though...? *evil mwahahahaa laugh* x
Kari Von Regardless





Apr 29 2007 12:08 AM

Box orificey with Monsieur Craddock and then your 1st husband. I think I terrified Paco and Tommy by singing songs from the wicker man. All I need is that pagan bridesmaids dress I tried on in New Look that time. It was a true behemoth. x
Kari Von Regardless





Apr 28 2007 10:38 PM

Do they have any 12s in for mah chebs? In case I ever want to wear it on my chebs, instead of the intended skirt. x
Kari Von Regardless





Apr 27 2007 1:57 PM

Baws, topshop site doesn't have your shoes in an 8, they're Out Of Stock. And the boob tube/skirt isn't there at all! Do you still want the code for other things?

The Maltman has actually given me the shits, it can die after Lush. No white jeans for me. x
Jenny





Apr 23 2007 2:19 PM

Sounds good to me... maybe we should invite that strange boy kevin along too? Jen x
Everybody Loves Janey





Apr 20 2007 2:01 PM

Jeni's hairy pipe..






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Apr 20 2007 1:26 PM

Ha Ha!!

It's not immediately obvious, but I fall off the bed at the end there..shazam!!

Sexy moustache...






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Apr 20 2007 12:33 PM

Sorry doll, I hadn't uploaded the video properly last time....but hopefully it'll work this time..!!!

Cheerio Matthew!






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... And here are a couple more for your viewing pleasure my wee friend...

..."Is that Danny Wilson threatenin tae rape folk...?"

Danny at his finest...






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...This last one's pretty long, but still funny!! Seems like bloody ayyyygessss ago doesn't it??!!

"...There's naebody here even over forty..."

Halloween 2006
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Apr 19 2007 9:00 PM

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know anyone homeless this summer?

got a room in the west end to rent cheap as chips for june and july.

give me a shout x
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