Itt Technical Institute
Maitland, FL
Graduated: N/A
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Pirating
Minor: Modern Literature and Criminal Law
Clubs: Arrrrr Association
Greek:
Pi Rho Tau
Greetings from a land not of this realm. I'm your h'average joe, who questions the reality of reality. One who can believe without seeing, and sees without believing. I am Omniscience, Omnipotence and Omnipresence to me and anyone who wishes to believe so. But most of all im just plain CRAZY...ness. Hence the Crazyness that appears everey-freaking-where on this page of the internets. I like playing pranks on people, just to apologise to them and have fun. But most of all, I'm anything under real. Unreal
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p.s.: Everything you read/see/hear here may contain material(s) that are not suitable for any sane person due to the fact that they are bogus, fake, false, not true, or just plain stupid! Enjoy
Oh, and in order to explain to all y'all how much smart is am I, someone set us up and IQ test. you get signal. what?!
How does your result compare?
Far Below Average -> Below Average -> Around Average -> Very Smart -> Extremely Brilliant-> Bright Mastermind -> Stewie-like Mastermind -> a Regional Genius -> a Universal Genius
[Who I'd Wanna Meet]
The green guy, master of TeH force himself: Yoda.
An eskimo...just for fun
Any person named !xobile. Thats one crazy name.
!xobile, WTF!?
Any other pirate interested in sharing 'er booty (a female preferably...actually thats a requirement!)
A Turkish person (for reasons better left untold)
CATS (you have no chance to survice make your time)
The mechanic (someone set us up the bomb.)
Crazy people around the world (clinical or not, I dont discriminate)
Here's a preview of all the cool pics i took while in Europe. I call it EuroTrip (so original)
[Status]
Age :: Two-One
Body :: Six-Zero
Status :: Active
Here for :: Wasting Time
Orientation :: Me -> Woman
Hometown :: Pirateville
Location :: [unknown]
Ethnicity :: Albanian
Occupation :: Pirate
[Interests]
Music :: Nothing that sux
Books :: Alphabet of Manliness by Maddox
Movies :: War, Comedy, and AYBABTU
Television :: Funny Adult Humor. 'nuff said.
Heroes :: Definitely the guy who invented the seedless watermelon
[Outbound]
Wikipedia :: by Wikimedia :: Remember to select your language YouTube :: by Google :: Broadcast Yourself DistroWatch :: Linux Distro Central Info Hub :: Put the fun back in computing
[Ancient Proverbs]
> He who knows nothing, knows nothing
> Man with hand in pocket, feel cocky all day
[Under Reconstruction]
As you may have already noticed, this site looks a bit different from your h'average Myspace-totally-pimped-out-layout-o-matic-fruit-looking myspace page. This is due to some techniques I learned from a good friend (actually I dont know him, but I am making a reference to his work). He is known as "this Derek guy". He has a website that explains on how to do this here. So go ahead, check it out, if you dare.
The only problem with messing arround with this stuff (in my case CSS), is that each web-browser (the mechanism you use to traverse the internets...moslty) renders the same code differently. So, as of right now, this site looks best under Firefox 3. IE and Opera look okay. Its still usable, but you can see the difference in widths and whatnot from the original to my overlay. Safari...havent tested. Not important (stupid mac-toting...mumble...mumble...)
Hosted By: Pandora’s Box When: Friday May 30, 2008 at 10:00 PM Where: Suite B 50 E Central Blvd Downtown Orlando, FL 32781 United States Description: Pandora’s Box
You're the one who up and left, we all thought you went to blow yourself up somewhere, while screaming,"HA LA LA LA LA HA LA LA LA LA!!! DIRKA!" so you're still alive... thats good to know... i turn 21 next weekend, we should gather the group and go get smashed somewhere... just don't blow yourself up...
Hey babe! Whats been up with you? Hope you get to eat some bomb ass turkey tomarow on the day we celebrate or deception of the American Indians! YAY!!! lol Sorry, I'm in a pessamistic mood, but I still love you!!!
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