Grandpa guitars, tiny guitars, hula hoops with sand in them so they swoosh, anything you can dance to, guitars that are shaped like things, guitars with two "necks."
Movies
The Adventures of the Cherubs, Dracula and the Zombie Slumber Party, Grandma's Lucky, Undercover Understudies, I Spit on Your Grapes.
Television
Baby Animal Dance Party, Candy on TV, and Sharks vs The EVERYTHING.
Books
Instruction Manual to Mega Man 2, Fart Jokes to Impress Your Boss, Bat to the Future
Heroes
Jamie Hewlett, Ron Bennington, Clint Eastwood, Hunter S. Thompson, Batman, Walt Disney, Harrison Ford, Ken Foree, George Romero, John K, Superman, Johnny Cash, Tex Avery, Bender, and of course... BRUCE CAMPBELL!
Ben's Details
Status:
In a Relationship
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Ashland, NE
Body type:
6' 0" / Average
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Zodiac Sign:
Pisces
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Ben is stoked about his new apartment with his awesome girlfriend! Posted at 8:44 PM Aug 9 view more
Who I'd like to meet: "The only people for me are the mad ones; the ones mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing but burn, burn, burn like fabulous roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars..."
-- Jack Kerouak
HI! How are you? I'm back home, everything is normal. (read: after you spend a week in a tropical place you are ill prepared to come home and go back to work, pay bills, and deal with all that "real life" bull shit.) Did you know Dum Dum's suckers make MANGO flavor? It's delightful.
Whats new man, we havent talked in forever, and you dont do your webcomicy update thing, which i liked, anymore. Hope everythings going well, i was working on my ghostbuster costume for this year and it reminded me of you so i figured id say hi and see whats up. Stay out of trouble kid, and dont cross the streams!
Thanks for coming to my party last night Ben! It's always awesome to see ya- and now you're local so we'll definitely have to have you over more!
pahhah...wild card...bitches!! you all very well may be wild cards...you all come out with the most random funny shit. we can divide the looks and brains between us..wink wink. my most favorite over all part of everything is the overusage of the phrases, god damnit, jesus christ, and dick. only cable.
and the latest..my cousin is being green man for halloween!
so i'm sitting in on a first grade music class today..and of course they're singing and i don't know why your name has popped into my head..so i stop correcting papers to watch their silly smiles and realize they're singing your song, and that they all too..comb their hair with a wagon wheel..
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