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Squeaky Clean Cretins
Electroacoustic / Acoustic / Folk Rock

"OUR DEBUT RELEASE...OF FLESH, OF MARROW "

ALLOUEZ, Michigan
United States

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Last Login:  10/10/2008
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   Squeaky Clean Cretins: General Info
Member Since10/29/2007
Band Websitemyspace/grahamaparsons, myspace/edmondjartibee
Band MembersEdmond J. Artibee [guitars and vocals] Graham A. Parsons [guitars and vocals] Keith Kinnear [bass] Greg Wright [drums] Mark McEvers [keyboards]
Influencesall musicians with passion



click on the nakey man above
Sounds Likeno, sounds exactly like what it is
Record Labelunsigned
Type of LabelNone




   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Nov 1 2008 7:30P
Rosza Center for the Performing Arts MTU Houghton, Michigan
Nov 14 2008 8:30P
Horizon Books Traverse City, Michigan

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   About Squeaky Clean Cretins
The Squeaky Clean Cretins adhere to the deep roots of folk tradition while adding a contemporary spin to their songwriting. They are quickly becoming recognized on the midwest festival circuit for their knack of combining beautifully crafted melodies with blended harmony vocals and infectious guitar riffs. Their eclectic songwriting style runs the gamut from pertinent and socially aware to carefree hook-inspired jams that move crowds to their feet. The Cretins call the Lake Superior country of Michigan’s Upper Peninsula home, and if you listen just right, you might hear the rolling waves of the Big Lake woven intricately into the fabric of their songs. The Cretins released their debut CD “of flesh…of marrow” in October 2007 and have recently performed at the following festivals or venues: Calumet Theatre, Earthwork Harvest Gathering, White Crow Conservatory of Music, Porcupine Mountains Music Festival, Bridgefest (Houghton MI), Crazy Wisdom Tea room, Kraftbrau Brewery, Horizon Books, and many other clubs and coffee houses. The band is in the process of booking festival and club dates for a summer 2009 tour. Please contact us if you'd like us to perform at your venue.

   Squeaky Clean Cretins's Friend Space (Top 8)
Squeaky Clean Cretins has 247 friends.
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Squeaky Clean Cretins's Friends Comments
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Erin





Sep 25 2008 4:55 AM

You impressed me at Bubble,You blew me away at Harvest..Your energy is overwhelming and your talent speaks for itself.Continued success and growth is my wish for you..Muchlove-Erin-
Charlie Cheney





Sep 23 2008 10:52 PM

Cretin Power.
Loved loved loved you at Harvest Gathering Saturday night. High point of the festival for me. You and Samantha Robbins.

Keep rocking, see you in Fremont sometime, let's split some gigs! I'm playing Koffee Kuppe Oct 2nd and 30th.
-Charlie
kellybeez





Sep 9 2008 7:23 PM

no shortage of love at Short's/Chain O'Lakes! you can spill Bellaire Brown on me anytime...
TIMBRETRONICS





Aug 19 2008 2:12 PM

The link

*~*NeTtE*~*





Aug 11 2008 4:13 AM

u are all so talented with making beautiful music.... cant wait till shutes!!! c u there!!!!! ;)
Angiebaby





Jul 30 2008 8:24 PM

all were impressed by your show at Bubblefest,
but none more so than I
Jenna Rae





Jul 29 2008 5:13 PM

shakespeare dancing is my new favorite song.

:)

killer show at the post.

play sturgeon bay again soon.
jodi l'artista.





Jul 25 2008 9:26 PM

Thank you for sneezing on me and my friend via sock puppet, while we were eating our dinner.
savannah





Jul 21 2008 3:27 AM

quite the amazing man, wasn't he?
Alex Perram





Jul 21 2008 3:08 AM

sweet jam at berry fest
Motive





Jun 23 2008 12:19 AM

hey, great show @ the black box
kellybeez





Jun 17 2008 12:31 AM

feeling the love, I hope

is it true you won't be passing by until July? I'll stand along 131 and wave....
Keighty





May 31 2008 9:49 PM

you guys should play a show closer to detroit!...no one ever comes over this way it seems
Angiebaby





May 2 2008 8:58 PM

Sweet!! Be there with my dancin' shoes on!
Angiebaby





Apr 29 2008 7:21 PM

Whats the word on the Bells Brew HaHa boys?
Avatar





Apr 24 2008 5:35 PM

Good music here !
JORGE PENSI





Apr 22 2008 5:52 AM

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It is a pleasure to be your friend.
Es un placer ser tu amigo.
Katie





Apr 17 2008 10:01 PM

hey, my friend anne and my way cool english teacher mr. p introduced me to your sound, and now you guys are my favorite band. My favorite songs are worlds apart, dream catcher, an that song my song by graham and dano.
i think your music is really great, and was wondering how i could buy a cd, can you help me? thanks!
The Black Hebrew Hammer





Apr 14 2008 2:58 AM

A friend of mine played me your cd a couple weeks ago and I really like it. It's a really nice late-night/after-show/before-bed/try-to-remember-where-my-pants-went album. Looking forward to catching a live show sometime in the future.
Sarah





Mar 31 2008 3:04 PM

I'll be seein' you Friday! I'm going to have to request you sing Here Comes the Sun. I think we all need to hear about a little sunshine...
Heather Maria





Mar 25 2008 6:29 PM

Hey, I was curious if you will be selling c.d's at the show in Mt. Pleasant on Fri, I'd like to get one.
I really like your sound ( I don't know if you remember me from hte pickin coop last yr,) Thanks :)
kellybeez





Mar 18 2008 1:48 PM

of flesh, of marrow review is up in my blog...great stuff

how did you like your surprise sandwich, you cretins?
Kimmi, SoupyGato's Fifth Listener





Mar 17 2008 4:50 PM

Hello all fans and friends of Squeaky Clean Cretins! Squeaky Clean Cretins is being featured on this week's SoupyGato Show #127!!!
There are several ways to listen to the SoupyGato Show – the easiest is to visit our website: www. soupygato. com – or subscribe to the show by visiting http://www. gcast. com/u/soupygato/main -- and it will download to your Itunes, Ipod, etc.


SoupyGato Show #127The SoupyGato Show #127
recorded March 7, 2008
airing March 17, 2008

Winston McAnuff~Treat Me Good
The PMG~Lucky Lucy
Algernon~(Don't Press The) Red Button
Brittany Clarke~If That Chair Could Talk

The Urges~Psych Ward
Umaliali~Anaha Ta (Here I Am)
3rd Room~Falling Leaf

Squeaky Clean Cretins~Dollar Lama
Squeaky Clean Cretins~Something Free
Squeaky Clean Cretins~Dream Catcher
(in loving memory of Squeaky Clean Cretins Dan Schmitt)


If you have enjoyed the show and would like to request more of your favorite independent music to be played, please vote/comment at: http://www. podcastalley. com/one_vote2. php?pod_id=21268 --
You can also hear the show by clicking on my profile -- and find out how to submit your own music as well!
kellybeez





Feb 27 2008 1:45 PM

when I get homesick on the road, I listen to These States Are Gates...

any menu requests for your March 15 gig in TC @ Horizon's Shine Cafe????
JFK





Feb 16 2008 12:47 AM

Let's go to a hospital cafeteria and hang out there ALL DAY.
wood bezhgiizhig





Feb 13 2008 3:50 PM

I love your music. I am sorry for the loss as well as grateful for the gifts of music. If you guys are ever in Houghton again, think about being guests on my radio show, Sunday nights 7-10 on wmtu.

I tribute you guys on every show.
kellybeez





Feb 13 2008 12:46 PM

'eclectic' yet elegant

hope you had a chance to read my Cayamo blog - the one with your name in it!

peace
Ty





Feb 10 2008 2:21 AM

where can i buy your cd.love the music
kellybeez





Jan 30 2008 11:04 PM

hey kidz - how are you holding out in this blizzard? scattered? or are you plowed in together?

peace
JFK





Jan 28 2008 9:17 PM

I found a gray hair in one of my dreadlocks this morning...makes me sad.
andrew





Jan 15 2008 12:01 AM

just picked up your new album, and i gotta say, i'm pretty impressed. really good fellas, honestly one of the best albums i've heard in a long time. keep it up, can't wait to hear more.
Kimmi, SoupyGato's Fifth Listener





Dec 11 2007 8:14 PM

Hello all fans and friends of Squeaky Clean Cretins! Squeaky Clean Cretins is being featured on this week's SoupyGato Show #99M!
There are several ways to listen to the SoupyGato Show – the easiest is to visit our website: www.soupygato.com – or subscribe to the show by visiting http://www.gcast.com/u/soupygato/main -- and it will download to your Itunes, Ipod, etc.


Here's the playlist for SoupyGato Show #99M!


Intro: Nemo -- The SoupyGato Intro Song

Vinx -- Mellow Yellow
Jen Sygit -- The Rub
Num -- Hundred Days

Fabric -- Aqua
The Sea -- Love Love Love
Moby Noor

Sparky & Rhonda Rucker -- Midnight Thirst
Mohanski -- I've Yet To Make A Decision
Squeaky Clean Cretins -- Life Is A Shark
The Square Egg -- Feelin'

Vinx -- Touch My Heart

If you have enjoyed the show and would like to request more of your favorite independent music to be played, please vote/comment at: http://www.podcastalley.com/one_vote2.php?pod_id=21268 --
You can also hear the show by clicking on my profile -- and find out how to submit your own music as well!
The SoupyGato Show





Dec 2 2007 8:26 PM

I'm doing 99 M (it will go up the 10th) and have you on in it! Brilliant cd mates! Truly cool to have meet at The Crow. I have you the the mix with some sound artist, it'll be a good show. Hope you have some family, friends, & fans check it out. Our request show is the recorded the 16th this month. Love to have you on that. Drop a line if you need the vote-request link for pod cast alley.

Cheers,
djh
the soupygato show
soupygato@gmail.com
(#1 weekly music pod cast for all style from all over the world)
Hoagz





Nov 24 2007 3:59 PM

heard you guys on the radio last night 93.5 keep up the great tunes!
Melinda





Nov 18 2007 11:47 PM

great show last night boys.
August West





Nov 15 2007 11:49 PM

Love your jams, cd hasnt left the player yet!
Nathan





Nov 15 2007 8:56 PM

I should be around, gotta couple of friends that want to experience the yoop. Hopefully their schedules can fit the date?
Nathan





Nov 15 2007 6:23 AM

Yall gonna play any shows xmas time in the yoop?
TIMBRETRONICS





Nov 8 2007 8:58 PM

Graham A.





Nov 6 2007 5:23 PM

Allouez represent!!!
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