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  • meghan warner

    Well, Cal, if you were dabbling in Hell and I didn't fear for me life - I'd ask you to take me on a pity-date tomorrow. It's been a shitty week ending with a crappy weekend, however if you're in Hollywood tomorrow night - I need a pity-date.

    -Endless

    3 years ago
  • meghan warner

    I thought you fought evil things... what the hell are you doing on twitter?

    -Endless

    3 years ago
  • Phillip Rogers

    Glad you're out of jail, man. We need you now more than ever.

    3 years ago
  • dreya

    i love you cal, whole bunches. tell yer buddy, steve, i said he's pretty god-ish his dang self. in his own way. teehehe. both of yous have a peachy weekend. :)

    3 years ago
  • meghan warner

    All right, Cal, I know normal isn't really your thing, but I was wondering if you could send some ghouls to Western NY/Northwest PA? I have a score to settle there with "Santa" and I'm not sure I can handle it myself.
    I'll give ya a bottle of Jim and a pack of smokes for your troubles.

    -meghan

    3 years ago
  • BIVMAN

    You got any extra Oxycontin or Vicodin? My back is killing me! LOL

    4 years ago
  • Chris underwood

    Thanks for adding us!!!!!

    4 years ago
  • Adam Boggs

    Cal! <br /> <br />Those monster killing tips you gave me worked! <br /> <br />I know it's been tough for you in prison. <br /> <br />Hang in there! <br /> <br /> <br />-Adam.

    4 years ago
  • meghan warner

    For the last week I've had a bottle of Jim Beam sitting on my kitchen table. It was bought from the same place Ed Wood used to buy his Whiskey. I'll have a second one soon. Stop by. We can have some fun. :D

    -meghan

    4 years ago
  • Jared Bower

    Cal, have a happy thanksgiving.

    Also if you are ever around
    and need to score a few Vicodin,
    just stop by.

    4 years ago
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About me:

My name is Cal McDonald. I’m a private detective. I don’t handle cases most detectives handle because I don’t have that kind of luck. I deal with monsters and freaks and every dark, fucked up thing normal law won’t.....

Who I'd like to meet:

A reliable dealer and someone who isn’t fucking dead. I don’t even want to be here. This was Niles idea to promote his stupid little funny books about me. I think this place is a pedophile deathtrap.

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  • Status: Single
  • Hometown: Fairfax, Virginia
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 6' 1" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Other
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: I don't want kids
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: High school
  • Occupation: Private Detective

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