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Cripple xXx Comedy Tour
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BioThe CRIPPLE XXX COMEDY TOUR with Joe Fontenot and Lonnie Bruhn: The hilarious but dark and brutally honest performances of two men taking to stages on a country wide tour in venues which truly believe in the artistic value of stand up comedy. The concept of the tour was brought to life primarily, Lonnie says, because of the growing censorship in the scene from comedy clubs that want comedians to stick to a bland cookie cutter, and non offensive act. Joes bipolar (never knowing what youre going to get) style meets Lonnies ultimate escape from the bland days of political correctness, overused premises, and nonsensical bull that most comics get by with. Lonnie refuses!!! This show is a therapy session with the audience, where in the end, everyone gets healed.
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Zodiac Sign:Scorpio
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What can I say personally about Joe and myself that you all would even give a flying fuck about. We're heaping shit-bags that decided to move from mostly doing comedy in clubs to doing comedy in Theatres where it needs to get back to. How can anyone take this art seriously if we whore it out to one night rooms across America that listen to us perform while playing 8-ball and heckling Gedure done after everyone one of our punch lines.

Aside from that, when we're not touring, we're still shit-bags, we just have a lot of love and respect for the craft and the fans that do too.
About me:
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Who I'd like to meet:
We'd like to meet anyone that Has the balls to laugh at something funny because it was funny, and not analyze it and breaking a damn joke into a stupid category, like clean, dirty, politically incorrect, or any other stupid-ass lable. If it's funny, it's funny, so get over it and laugh

Also anyone that is a fan of our movement and the show we want to bring you.

   Joe Fontenot's Bio.
After coming in as a finalist in two comedy competitions in his first year, Joe Fontenot hit the road extensively unleashing his bipolar style of comedy. Thought of as a comic that just cant be labeled, you just dont know what Joe will bring to the stage from night to night. Whether its "angry-in-your-face" wild, or crazy. one thing is for certain, its always consistent and intensely funny. It's for this very reason that Joe is being touted as one of the strongest up-and-coming comedians in the northwest:

   Lonnie Bruhn's Bio.
Lonnie Bruhn has quickly become one of the edgiest comedians working today. Unafraid to speak out onstage the subjects and taboos that most people will only whisper to their psychiatrist. His humor is the ultimate escape from the bland days of political correctness, overused premises, and nonsensical bull that most comics get by with. Lonnie refuses!!!Born with Cerebral Palsy, Lonnie Bruhn shows to all of us that hes not crippled. The world is. Bruhn proves why he is a role model to anyone with a disability and anyone that has ever done anything really perverted and was too ashamed to tell the story Come see for yourself why Bruhn has built one of the most loyal fan bases in the country

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Jun 7 2008 12:01 PM

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Jun 7 2008 5:11 PM

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May 30 2008 10:05 AM

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Jun 3 2008 5:24 AM

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Mar 14 2008 10:37 PM

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Mar 3 2008 3:18 PM

Thanks for the add guys! If you have upcoming shows in the Tri-Cities are, let me know and I'll put them on the www. Tri-CityEvents. com calendar! :)
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Feb 20 2008 6:31 AM

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Feb 15 2008 5:39 AM

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Feb 13 2008 4:29 AM

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Jan 29 2008 8:05 PM

My interpretive art is a live-action performance inspired by the bands I perform with. I collaborate with other musicians to create an artistic performance that's never been seen before. While the bands play on stage, I translate their music so you hear the colors and see the sounds.

Trading in paintbrushes for twisted and crumbled, recycled newspaper give me the edge and depth I need when painting. It also points out the importance of finding new uses for old things - especially when it's used to create something new.

Bands/musicians/artists,that I have worked with: Tre(lowercasesounds,Nent-Agri), Noahs ark was a spaceship, SPSRecordsnstudios, Blunt Force Monkey, The Pink Snowflakes
It's all ART to me! I just love to create! Thank you all for your support, not just for me but for all independent artists.

Upcoming Shows and Gallery:

Feb. TBA, 2008 Word of mouth gallery

March 8, 2008 Gotham Tavern w/Lisa Mann

March 21, 2008 Twilight Room w/Jenny Sizzler

2008- TBA - w/Riverpool
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I'm always on the lookout for talented groups to perform with. So, if you are looking to add that something extra to your live show, let's collaborate.
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Nov 20 2007 6:23 PM

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Nov 20 2007 1:16 AM

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