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Crisis Hopkins
Improv / Female / Political Humor
"New Adventures in Improv."

Female
35 years old
San Francisco, CALIFORNIA
United States



Last Login: 8/18/2008
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   Crisis Hopkins's Comedian Bio
Bio
Websitecrisishopkins.com
InfluencesNichols and May, Del Close, D. Boon, SCTV, De La Soul, SNL, Impro, Charna Halpern, Saved By the Bell, Michael Jackson, Bill Murray, Samuel Beckett, Upright Citizens Brigade, Brian Fountain, Biggie, Jane Curtain, Paul Simon, The Rolling Stones, David Bowie, Bill Watterson, Annie Lennox, Steven Sondheim, Mos Def, Preston Sturges, Sir Charles Laughton, Former Secretary of State Madeline Albright, David Razowsky, Jackie Chan, Bill Bixby, Edward Bellamy, Bill Hicks, Alan Quartermain, Mick Napier, Zero tha Cat, The Descendents, Horatio Hellpop, Jimmy Carter, Laurie and Fry, Tupac, O'Rourke's Diner, Strybing Arboreteum (Native Plant section only), Congresswoman Barbara Lee (9th District), Phil Hartman, Madeline Kahn, Frank Zappa, Jack Kirby and T. Coraghessan Boyle.
MembersChris Hayes, Julie Potter, Sam Shaw, & Anthony Veneziale
TV ShowsVery Funny Stand Up (TBS) Sex and the City (HBO) All My Children (ABC)

     Crisis Hopkins's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Bi
Hometown:San Francisco, CA
Body type:0' 0" / More to love!
Religion:Wiccan
Zodiac Sign:Aquarius
Smoke / Drink:No / Yes
Children:Love kids, but not for me
Education:Grad / professional school
Income:Less than $30,000

   Crisis Hopkins's Schools
Wesleyan University
Middletown,Connecticut
Graduated: 1998
Student status: Alumni
Degree: Ph.D.
Major: Comedy Studies
Minor: Dramatical Studies
Clubs: Gag Reflex, Captain Partridge, Oddfellows Playhouse
 

1993 to 1998


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   Crisis Hopkins's Blurbs
About me:
Long walks in the ocean, a dog and cat lover, fairly attractive, Hall and Oates fan, can be somewhat neurotic, a little bit of a control freak, large hands, great blue shirts, white female rapper, married, child, serious dating, engaged, about to be married, clean, I love fresh bed sheets.
Who I'd like to meet:
Interesting, well traveled jocks, musical instruments, college drop outs, DeVry graduates, majorities, Pablo Neruda, all of Tribe Called Quest, Tu Pac, Sid Caesar, Jack Benny, Fugazi, John Oates...

   Crisis Hopkins's Friend Space (Top 4)
Crisis Hopkins has 362 friends.
 JFP 


 M.C. Gordon Liddy 


 Anthony 


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Crisis Hopkins's Friends Comments
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Aug 19 2008 6:07 PM


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Aug 15 2008 3:53 AM

Hope you can make it!

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Apr 26 2008 6:48 PM

I heart you.
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Jan 19 2008 1:32 AM

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Jan 7 2008 7:53 PM

JFP





Dec 12 2007 12:46 AM

I'm really gonna come to the show on Saturday. It will be nice so see all my boys.

Much Love,
JFP
patricia





Nov 7 2007 10:37 AM

JFP





Nov 1 2007 1:21 AM

dang you ain't even going to believe this...i tried this deal to get a REAL purse & wallet from Coach 100% FREE & it truly came!! since i KNOW its for real now, i'm going to go real quick and get more to give to people as a present..you really should go get a few as well ROFL! aint this one that came dope?



you can click this or cliq the pic up top to snag yours
Serein Sol





Sep 27 2007 9:22 PM

tippin' the scales toward Anarchy! That's how the C.H. roll's! Grove street fool.
Jill





Jun 25 2007 7:50 AM

OMG we are going to have fun in Providence, r-i-g-h-t?
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Jun 1 2007 5:05 AM

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May 23 2007 5:01 AM

Will you be in San Francisco this Friday?

If so, check out this show and book a discounted photo shoot with me!

Electronic Frontier Foundation





Jan 27 2007 1:28 AM

Thanks for adding the EFF as a friend!

* Action Alert - Tell Congress to Investigate the NSA Spying Program!

Over five years since it first began, the NSA's massive domestic spying program remains shrouded in secrecy. Three federal courts have already rejected the government's bogus arguments and allowed cases to go forward regarding the secret surveillance. With its back against the wall, the Administration has finally conceded that judicial review should be involved at some level.

Last week, the Bush Administration announced that it has let the
shadowy FISA court review the program, but that's not enough -- the President must abide by the law and answer to the traditional court system, Congress, and the American public. Take action and demand immediate Congressional investigations:

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M.C. Gordon Liddy





Jan 26 2007 3:06 AM

Thanks for the add!
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Jan 22 2007 12:39 AM

Crisis Hopkins is the Crisis Hotline of Improv.
Sincerely,
Cris Thompkins
Anthony





Jan 20 2007 7:31 PM

I can't wait to populate this page with awesome plugs and senseless propaganda! Yay!
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Jan 19 2007 6:42 AM

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JFP





Jan 12 2007 8:00 AM

Hey I'm in this troup, so it must be the SHIT!

This city don't know, but they gonna fing out!
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