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Chris Crofton
Stand-Up / Jokes
Chris Crofton Send me your unwanted gold jewelry!

Male
40 years old
Nashville, TN
United States



Last Login: 10/8/2009
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   Chris Crofton's Comedian Bio
BioMy father had one of those golf balls that would never go straight.
InfluencesThe Black Panthers, Steve Martin.
MembersJust one. It is fucking huge.
TV ShowsThe Jeffersons AND
FilmsRick Shapiro’s Big Adventure AND
AlbumsGold Paint

    Chris Crofton's Interests
GeneralSuccessfully "staying positive" while maintaining cognition.
MusicThe Alcohol Stuntband.
BooksBrave New World, Slaughterhouse Five, 1984, The Trial, Lizard Music

     Chris Crofton's Details
Status:Single
Here for:Serious Relationships
Orientation:Not Sure
Religion:Agnostic
Zodiac Sign:Aries
Occupation:Blowhard


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About me:
I try to "stay positive".
Who I'd like to meet:
Morgan Fairchild when I had a shitload of cocaine with me. AND...

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Six Gun Lullaby

Six Gun Lullaby



Jun 22 2009 2:10 PM

This Wednesday the 24th of June

THE SPRINGWATER

Six Gun Lullaby

Mr. Gnome (Cleveland, OH)

Fuck Show

10pm - $5

Love,
SGL
Those Darlins

Those Darlins



Jun 1 2009 6:53 PM

me

me



May 7 2009 3:47 PM

weasels obviously do not like bagels.
lucy

lucy



May 5 2009 8:23 PM

pretty sure you saw me pre or post fall in the RD parking lot Saturday night. it was good to see you.
Miss Teacup

Kelli Craig



Apr 9 2009 4:34 PM

happy birthday!!
SuperKristin

SuperKristin



Mar 18 2009 7:02 PM

Stopping by to say hello! Hope all is good with you!
Six Gun Lullaby

Six Gun Lullaby



Feb 24 2009 11:44 PM

The End on Friday the 13th of March

korean is asian

Six Gun Lullaby

and Jenny Wood



We will be taping the show on the 13th for a live album. We are going to be playing brand new material as well as material off of our upcoming album. Come see what's new.

whitney

whitney



Feb 14 2009 7:44 PM

going to 5 spot tonight?
Miss Teacup

Kelli Craig



Feb 2 2009 2:34 AM

vegetable zombie heads, fisting...thanks for the best lunch ever!
whitney

whitney



Jan 20 2009 6:41 AM

hello handsome!!!!!
Miss Teacup

Kelli Craig



Jan 11 2009 7:16 PM

I spent eight years in the Gilded Cage and all I got was a Crusty Cage t-shirt that says "Sorry for Partyin'".
skylar™

skylar  wilson



Dec 16 2008 8:00 PM

Photobucket
Those Darlins

Those Darlins



Nov 25 2008 8:28 PM

skylar™

skylar  wilson



Nov 24 2008 6:09 PM

Coach Jackson said he's havin cocktails at Little Sam's lounge with the skinny white boy cameraman and a few big black bitches.
Happy Thanksgivin motherfucker!
emily

emily



Nov 20 2008 11:22 PM

oh my. you are funny.
me

me



Oct 2 2008 5:57 PM

what's right?
the fact that you're having a show, and i'll be there, and i'm bringing people?!

yes. it IS right.
right as rain.
right on, brother.
righteous.
me

me



Sep 16 2008 5:02 PM

so i caught the last 30 minutes.

enough to hear you whoring yourself out on the show, some bad hall and oates (i didn't know there was such a thing) some black sabbath (which was awesome) and that it's time for the return of the common man.

cheers to that.
eric

eric williams



Aug 28 2008 3:23 PM

oh but i do!
THE MATTOID

THE MATTOID



Aug 19 2008 12:00 AM

The Epileprechaun

The Epileprechaun



Aug 8 2008 6:29 PM

Chris, Add Tom Scharpling as a MySpace friend. His show, "The Best Show on WFMU", is the greatest thing since Beethoven's Third. And I don't mean the movie.
Fox Populi

Fox Populi



Jul 1 2008 4:35 PM

If I ever run into the crazy fur pelt-wearing lady, I'll kick her ass on your behalf.
How you feeling today?
Freakout Daredevil

Freakout Daredevil



Jun 26 2008 2:07 AM

me

me



Jun 16 2008 4:50 PM

i love when you get on your high horse.

just don't fall off and break your other arm.
Ryan

Ryan



May 11 2008 9:03 PM

A 5-set poon tribe was sitting behind me at dinner last night and by god, if not every one of them ordered salads with chicken and dressing on the side.
Keep it up Crofton, you're the best
Spiritual Family Reunion

Spiritual Family Reunion



May 9 2008 4:35 AM

i hear we are doing a show with your rock band, corn dog and caitlin. this should be an awesome night, and all that that entails. i'm glad you got rid of your lesbian impersonator.
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