Anthony- Zeppelin Cptn. fired for smoking;
Eli- NRA CEO fired for having never shot a gun;
Micah- Shoe Sales Associate fired for not wearing shoes;
Nick- Shadow Puppeteer fired for only having 9 1/2 fingers (won lawsuit which now funds the band)
Crooked Gospel of Western Civilization's Friend Space (Randomized)
Crooked Gospel of Western Civilization has 114 friends.