Trenton Willey
Stand-Up / Kadın / Skeç Komedi
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Even In Space There Is Child Abuse
Erkek
24 yaşında
Chicago
Birleşik Devletler
Son Giriş: 29.11.2009
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Trenton Willey | Komedyen Biyografisi
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| Biyografi |
 | | Web Sitesi | calicopigeon.com | | Etkilendikleri |  | | Üyeler |  | | Albümler | Laugh At A Tragedy (http://www.calicopigeon.com/audio.htm) |
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Trenton Willey | İlgi Alanları
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| Genel | I'd rather make a movie than watch one, I'd rather write a book than read one, I'd rather make music than listen to it, and I'd rather make a religion than conform to one. I want to be a cult leader really bad. My dream and goal in life is to become a cult leader. I don't care if it..s a cult of people who do good deeds for people or a hate cult. Just being able to tell people I'm a cult leader for a job would be awesome. I don't care if they cult is against all white people. I would say hang all those honkeys. They have too much power and oppress the rest of us. I would then look in the mirror every night and verbally harass myself for being born with white skin. I would say Hey cracka, wheres your credit card, and briefcase. Too bad you can..t dance, you white devil honky! Wow I..m going on way too much with my hatred for white people. When I'm in NYC I'm a Red Sox fan, when I'm in Maine I'm a Yankees fan. I just think its funny how pissed off people get over nothing. In all reality I don't watch sports. WHAT?!?! But I'm a guy, I'm supposed to play football and not cry!
Waffle makers, Aliens, Funny cults!
David Cross, Mitch Hedberg, Dave Chepelle, Sarah Silverman, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, Patton Oswalt, Bill Hicks, A.D. Miles
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Carryin' Guns and shooten cops,
Eatin' carrots dipped in gravy,
Lets play kickball with a baby.
Better yet a punching bag y'all.
I knew a guy Devin, he sure was tall.
Moping dogs and blender stew
I knew a tall guy his name was Drew.
Brother of Devin he drank gasoline,
The guy who sold him it was really mean,
He was a scientist that made objects life like,
Mean gumdrop lolly pops and killer bikes.
Fried honky frog condom, on a unicycle.
I once knew this short guy his name was Michael.
Not brother of Devin or Drew the man of gasoline.
But half twins of the scientists that made killer bikes, oh so mean!,
Bring an umbrella its raining, be smart,
Oh no I was wrong its raining car parts,
The universe is in a jar I keep at home,
I once knew a guy named Al he was shaped like a dome,
Kangaroo robotic robots making robots,
Kangaroo ghost playing death hop scotch,
Eatin' gumdrop lolly pops,
Going around shootin' cops.
Tell the beauty queen shes pretty, but crude.
Sleeping in a clamorous garden with lots of dudes,
Just try wearing socks on your hands for a chance.
It will make your grave dancing skills enhance.
Cause I’m a free spirited individual,
With a free spirited free spirit tattoo
And the shingles on my roof are made of glue.
I call the toilet bathroom the water loo.
Its and oxy moron to say the irony is ironic,
Or to see an Amish with electronics.
Call me angry when I’m mellower then mellow.
Watch the sun rise in a field full of jello.
The only people that can truly see are the blind.
But if they couldn’t see by seeing they wouldn’t mind.
Like a wooden garret,
With a wooden parrot,
I’m a free spirited individual,
With a free spirited blue canoe.
I might not be pro-Bush
But I'm not pro-Kerry.
I'm not lactose
But I'm not pro-dairy.
I'm not pro-life
But I'm not pro-choice.
I'm not pro-mime
But I'm not pro-voice.
I've got shampoo in my mouth.
My left leg is in the south.
It got blown off by a dog with a gun.
Now I'll hop the race, not run.
A whore in spaghetti pants,
With a vagina full of red ants,
Ain't got shit on Me!
The hottest known woman,
With a Pez flavored chin,
Ain't got shit on Me!
I don't care if she's well known,
I don't care if she's a lawn gnome,
She ain't got shit on Me!
"Aint isn't a word" the English teacher sayz,
Who is a hot female with a chin made out of Pez,
I just say, "SHUT THE FUCK UP,
YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME!"
Michael Moore
You don’t like corporate America.
But you eat at McDonalds.
You’re a hypocrite. | | Filmler |  DETENTION, Garfield, Cybermutt, The House Of D, Cruel Intention 2 and 3 but not the first one, Cheats, Cheaters, Slackers, The Perfect Score, Eight Teenagers Who Cheat On A Test Who Learns A Life Lesson At The End, How To Loose A Guy In Ten Days, The Majestic, Any Stephen Segual Movie, Air Bud, Air Bud World Pup, Air Bud Seventh Inning Fetch, Air Bud Spikes Back, Ladder 49, Just Run, Rat Race, Rush Hour, Rush Hour 2, Wedding Crashers, Anacondas, 2009 Lost Memories, Time Cop 2, Apollo 13 Two Revenge Of Apollo 13, Land Before Time In The Year 3,000, Racing Strips, Tarzan Two, Bethoween 11, Home Alone 3, Home Alone 4, Bogymen, The Animal, The Hot Chick, Deuce Eurpeon Giglo, Euro Trip, Road Trips, Grind, Sexist Teenagers Go On A Trip And A Lot Of Sexaul Humor Occurs, Cosmo The Movie, DDR The Movie, The Truth About Cats And Dogs, Ten Things I Hate About You, 40 Days And 40 Nights, Austin Powers, Hitch, Boat Trip, The Grudge, Dark Water, Stepford Wives, Shark Tales, Will And Grace The Movie, Hope And Faith The Movie, MVP 2, The Best Of The Baha Men 2 Collectors Edtion, ED TV, Fantastic 4, Mr. Bean The Animated Series, Mr. Bean The Movie, The Island, The Skulls, The Skulls Two, JUST KIDDING I don't like these movies, because I don't like shitty movies
 | | Televizyon | Mr. Show, Wonder Showzen, South Park, Strangers With Candy, Kids In The Hall, Da Ali G Show, Xavier Renegade Angel, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Dog Bites Man, Comedians Of Comedy, The Sarah Silverman Program, The Office (Both are good but the Brittish one is way better.), Get A Life, X-Files, Tom Goes To The Mayor, Twiggers Holiday, Sifl And Olly, Aqua Teen Huner Force, The Adventures Of Pete And Pete,The Most Extraordinary Space Investigations, Futurama, The Colbert Report, Ninja Turtles, The Adventures Of MC Hammer And Friends And MC Hammer | | Kitaplar | BOOKS AREN'T EXTREME ENOUGH!! I'M SMALL AND COMPENSATE MYSELF WITH VIOLENCE!
Douglas Adams, J. D. Salinger, Kurt Vonnegut, Henry David Thoreau, Eric Schlosser, Shakespeare, Edward Gorey, Stephen Chbosky, Dick Gregory, The Dictionary, SCUM, (Because It's Hilarious) | | Kahramanları | The guy who invented Trees
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Trenton Willey | Detaylar
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Trenton Willey | Çalıştığı Yerler
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Trenton Willey | En Son Blog Yazısı
[Bu Bloga Abone Ol]
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Physical attraction And Movie Making
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So You Want To Rob A Bank Part One
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Talking About Death
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Dr. Kevorkian
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McDonald And Mississippi
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Trenton Willey Ne Diyor? |
Hakkımda:
Myspace is a great way to escape real life problems involving the relationships of people you met outside of the internet machine!
I WANT TO SPREAD AIDS TO EVERYONE WORLDWIDE.
Here are comics I made
This radio station played me.
http://odeo.com/audio/3797043/view
I want to be stalked by an angle awaiting to slit cut my head off.
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Kimle tanışmak isterim:
Anybody who is awsome! Or a talking dog. And Someone who won't rape me. I highly doubt I will meet any Amish people on here. Also people who don't talk like this, "Lol we giv tanx to the comm, we b 4 da :( but now ROLF LAMO! YAVATODMWXSA!"
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