Like all good biographies, this one starts with the word 'like'. From there it goes downhill, with a few sentences of completely unrelated waffle, before finally getting to the biographical information. This sentence would be counted as one of those that contains completely unrelated waffle. Here is another example of waffle.
When deciding to update my info on myspace, I was overcome by a sense of silliness, and so if the last paragraph wasn't enough, the billy goat says, 'Pink is the next Volvo'.
I was recently signed by Worblefiend Records, a record label I made up a few minutes ago because... well... explaining wouldn't really help you understand. Regardless, it is an awesome record label, and one that I plan to continue telling people I'm signed to until, through the power of collective consciousness, it actually comes into existence.
Despite the large array of good electronic music on offer today, I've always been unsatisfied with the tendency of most artists to label themselves in a particular genre, and be satisfied to mimic what has come before. I firmly believe that it is time for industrial music to take a stranglehold on the mainstream. It is my goal to bring the hardness of industrial, mix it with a palatable melodic and chordal structure, and confuse the hell out of the mass of unwashed yuppies and teeny boppers that are currently eating the crap shoveled to them by modern record labels.
Remaining true to the sound I hold close to my heart, and without selling out and becoming another homogenized product, it is my goal to completely revolutionize the electronic music scene, followed by popular music, and then the world.
When people hear my music, I want them to think 'Wow, THAT'S industrial!' Rather than conforming to the characteristics of a genre that was defined over a decade ago, it's time people realized that breaking the genre apart is the way to move forward.
My first album is close to being completed, and should be mastered by mid July - early August. In the meantime, feel free to listen to the demos on this myspace, and also the several mp3s I have on my website.
Hey! How you been? Sorry havnt had chance to catch up recently ive been heaps busy with my new internship in the city. I'm helping promote this gig 8pm tomorrow night at ruby rabbit. If you are interested in coming along, i can put your name down and we can share the complimentry food and drink. For more details just myspace me back. Hope to see you there.
hey hows it goin? thanks so much for the add. sorry it took me so long 2 accept your request but i have had some computer trouble. so hows life? drop by and say hi anytime.. Cheers.. Me..
Hey man, this isn't my sorta music, but it is pretty good! The thing that stands out from everything else is that your music has a GROOVE (would have been great on the Matrix soundtrack)... Real music is built on groove... If you keep it rhythmic & interesting then you'll be cheering. Keep it up I say! Cheers for the add!
hey, i really like your music... its very different and doesnt conform to any genre i would say i like but i like your stuff... let me know when your album is released... alot of people around me have "tried" to compose music but yours is truelly unique and i think thats what makes the best musicians and the most interesting sounds... so yea... o question, Where's coogee???
