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.. I'm 28 years old and a Computer Graphics Artist. I'm overweight, love Halloween and always dress in black.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey....
Name:Tom....
Birthday:Oct 6 1977 10:06pm....
Birthplace:Andrews Air Force Base, Maryland....
Current Location:Yokota Air Base, Japan....
Eye Color:Brown....
Hair Color:Black (at the moment)....
Height:5' 11"....
Right Handed or Left Handed:Right Handed....
Your Heritage:German/Irish....
The Shoes You Wore Today:Dr Marten's....
Your Weakness:Food....
Your Fears:Women....
Your Perfect Pizza:All the Meats....
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:Save money for a trip next year....
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:Don't use IM....
Thoughts First Waking Up:"sleep good, go back sleep"....
Your Best Physical Feature:None....
Your Bedtime:4am....
Your Most Missed Memory:Having a Girlfriend....
Pepsi or Coke:Coke....
MacDonalds or Burger King:Burger King....
Single or Group Dates:I'll try anything once....
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Nestea....
Chocolate or Vanilla:CHOCOLATE!!....
Cappuccino or Coffee:Coffee....
Do you Smoke:Everyday....
Do you Swear:Yes....
Do you Sing:All the Time....
Do you Shower Daily:Bathe....
Have you Been in Love:Yes....
Do you want to go to College:Yes....
Do you want to get Married:Very much....
Do you belive in yourself:I believe in my potential....
Do you get Motion Sickness:no....
Do you think you are Attractive:Not in the least....
Are you a Health Freak:You're joking right?....
Do you get along with your Parents:No....
Do you like Thunderstorms:Yes....
Do you play an Instrument:No....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:Yes....
In the past month have you Smoked:Every day....
In the past month have you been on Drugs:No....
In the past month have you gone on a Date:No....
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:No....
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:Yes....
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:No....
In the past month have you been on Stage:Yes....
In the past month have you been Dumped:No....
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:No....
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:No....
Ever been Drunk:Yes....
Ever been called a Tease:No....
Ever been Beaten up:Yes....
Ever Shoplifted:yes....
How do you want to Die:In my sleep...after a long life....
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:A Renaissance man....
What country would you most like to Visit:Austrailia....
In a Boy/Girl......
Favourite Eye Color:Black....
Favourite Hair Color:Black....
Short or Long Hair:Medium to long....
Height:5' to 5' 10"....
Weight:In a girl? Average....Me? Fat....
Best Clothing Style:dark....
Number of Drugs I have taken:3....
Number of CDs I own:40ish....
Number of Piercings:1, Left Ear....
Number of Tattoos:1, right shoulder....
Number of things in my Past I Regret:1, I'm never telling....
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CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!


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the Wit
(57% dark, 34% spontaneous, 36% vulgar)
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK


You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to mean pretentious. You realize 'dumb' can be witty--after all isn't that the Simpsons' philosophy?--but rudeness for its own sake, 'gross-out' humor and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.

I guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer.

Your sense of humor takes the most thought to appreciate, but it's also the best, in my opinion.

You probably loved the Office. If you don't know what I'm talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.

PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart - Woody Allen - Ricky Gervais



The 3-Variable Funny Test!
- it rules -

If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test



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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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 You scored higher than 58% on darkness
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 You scored higher than 20% on spontaneity
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 You scored higher than 47% on vulgarity
Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Who I'd like to meet:

Some friends.

Details

  • Status: Engaged
  • Here for: Networking, Friends
  • Hometown: Harrisburg Pennsylvania
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Body type: 5' 11" / Some extra baggage
  • Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
  • Religion: Wiccan
  • Zodiac Sign: Libra
  • Children: Someday
  • Smoke / Drink: Yes / Yes
  • Education: Some college
  • Occupation: Graphics Designer
  • Income: Less than $30,000

Schools

  • Cumberland-Perry Avts

    • Mechanicsburg,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 1996
    • Degree: Other
    • Major: Electronics Technology
    1993 to 1996

  • Cedar Cliff Hs

    • Camp Hill,Pennsylvania
    • Graduated: 1996
    • Student status: Alumni
    • Degree: High School Diploma
    • Major: Electronics (VoTech)
    1992 to 1996

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