Sometimes:
Andy The Doorbum - Guitar
Doozle - Vocals
Influences
Sounds Like
Chaotic ska-core. Progressive punk rock. Lots of strange vocals, strange noises, key changes, and tempos. Entire genre changes from one moment to the next, complicated yet beautiful and gritty. We are not ska enough for ska kids to like us and not hard enough for hardcore kids to like us--we are just in the middle where, guess what?!, NO ONE likes us!!! However, we promise you will have never heard another type of music like this. Sit back, strap yourself in, and be prepared for utter weirdness and utters and weirdness. We've been compaired to MSI, The Aquabats, GWAR, and a bunch of other bands we sound nothing like, but hey, whatever... right?
CC was born years ago in a dark alley inside of a trash can. Together, the eight (sometimes seven, sometimes six, sometimes nine, sometimes twelve?) members huddled together in the dark and cold, struggling to survive. Eventually, after long days of anal rape and hot Carls, Agent FMF exclaimed, "Let's play music, you sick fucks! We can bring our flith out of the streets and into punk venues where people will hate us and throw trash at our feet!" Suddenly, VA-Gena replied, "But we don't know how to play instruments!" "Who cares?" General Dick Fuck Duck shouted, "We can rely on our good looks and sex prowess!" With that, the hungry bandmates crawled out of the alley, shit their pants, and started a band playing the most fucked up ska music ever created.
um... So we have these instruments, and we play 'em real loud. We like lots of different music and have really short attention spans. So we play all kinds of different stuff in rapid succession with minimal repetition (you've got a back button on your CD player, don't ya? Why should we need to play it twice, d00dzors?) We like lots of stuff going on all at once; otherwise we get real bored. At our shows, we try to model after riots and circus acts. We like people getting dropkicked, drinking pee, doing handsprings, smearing Free Pussy's blood on VA-Gena's boobies, burning pubes... We REALLY hate holding still, so, just like in the music, there's always a bunch of stuff happening all at once. We dress up in crazy costumes and have weird props we throw around (*cough* dildos)... so yeah.... um..... just listen to the CDs, cause they're good dammit...
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ORDER IT HERE! Our CD is available on Interpunk!!! Dude! Why are you still sitting there?!?!?! You should... uh. still sit there. And maybe listen to our CD while you're doing it. Yep.
We need everyone's support with this. If you use iTunes, visit the music store and search FALLEN MARTYR. Our EP "The Six Roots of True Will" is on there. Please review the album and then send us a message back once you review it and we will throw you a digital copy of the EP for FREE! Also, add our Facebook! http://www.facebook.com/fallenmartyrofficial?ref=ts THANKS! FALLEN MARTYR
What's up! We're Chasing Fate! Our debut single, Across The World, is now available on iTunes. If you like what you hear, you can get it for only $1. We also just uploaded a new demo called "What You Do To Me" so if you get a chance, take a listen.
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