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Cryptorchid Chipmunk
Ska / Punk / Hardcore

MSI ripoff with twice the kidz and half the talent



Morgantown, West Virginia
United States

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Last Login:  11/8/2009
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Member Since8/14/2004
Band Websitewww.cchipmunk.com
Band MembersFall/Winter 2009 line up:

Amanda - Accordion
Free Tang - Bass/Vocals
Gutpocket - Guitar/Vocals
Machine - Drums
Ruckus - Keyboards/Vocals
Shauna -Trumpet

Sometimes:
Andy The Doorbum - Guitar
Doozle - Vocals
Influences
Sounds LikeChaotic ska-core. Progressive punk rock. Lots of strange vocals, strange noises, key changes, and tempos. Entire genre changes from one moment to the next, complicated yet beautiful and gritty. We are not ska enough for ska kids to like us and not hard enough for hardcore kids to like us--we are just in the middle where, guess what?!, NO ONE likes us!!! However, we promise you will have never heard another type of music like this. Sit back, strap yourself in, and be prepared for utter weirdness and utters and weirdness. We've been compaired to MSI, The Aquabats, GWAR, and a bunch of other bands we sound nothing like, but hey, whatever... right?
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   Upcoming Shows ( view all )
Oct 24 2009 6:00P
The Cosby House (All Ages!) Huntington, West Virginia
Oct 25 2009 5:30P
123 Pleasant St w/ The Toasters (All Ages!) Morgantown, West Virginia

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   About Cryptorchid Chipmunk


CC was born years ago in a dark alley inside of a trash can. Together, the eight (sometimes seven, sometimes six, sometimes nine, sometimes twelve?) members huddled together in the dark and cold, struggling to survive. Eventually, after long days of anal rape and hot Carls, Agent FMF exclaimed, "Let's play music, you sick fucks! We can bring our flith out of the streets and into punk venues where people will hate us and throw trash at our feet!" Suddenly, VA-Gena replied, "But we don't know how to play instruments!" "Who cares?" General Dick Fuck Duck shouted, "We can rely on our good looks and sex prowess!" With that, the hungry bandmates crawled out of the alley, shit their pants, and started a band playing the most fucked up ska music ever created.

um... So we have these instruments, and we play 'em real loud. We like lots of different music and have really short attention spans. So we play all kinds of different stuff in rapid succession with minimal repetition (you've got a back button on your CD player, don't ya? Why should we need to play it twice, d00dzors?) We like lots of stuff going on all at once; otherwise we get real bored. At our shows, we try to model after riots and circus acts. We like people getting dropkicked, drinking pee, doing handsprings, smearing Free Pussy's blood on VA-Gena's boobies, burning pubes... We REALLY hate holding still, so, just like in the music, there's always a bunch of stuff happening all at once. We dress up in crazy costumes and have weird props we throw around (*cough* dildos)... so yeah.... um..... just listen to the CDs, cause they're good dammit...


If you buy one Cryptorchid Chipmunk CD this week...
make sure it's this one!!! ORDER IT HERE!
Our CD is available on Interpunk!!! Dude! Why are you still sitting there?!?!?! You should... uh. still sit there. And maybe listen to our CD while you're doing it. Yep.



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Nov 6 2009 7:08 PM

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All the best to you!!!!!!!!

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Nov 4 2009 5:03 PM

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Nov 4 2009 2:02 PM

Hey errbody... need to get up with one of you about the punk/ska comp. Check your myspace mail or your email. Gracias
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Nov 4 2009 1:41 PM

Aha, ESM is in this band! <3
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Nov 2 2009 4:48 PM

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CHASING FATE - Across The World on iTunes!



Nov 2 2009 4:25 PM

What's up! We're Chasing Fate! Our debut single, Across The World, is now available on iTunes. If you like what you hear, you can get it for only $1. We also just uploaded a new demo called "What You Do To Me" so if you get a chance, take a listen.

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Oct 31 2009 10:31 PM

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Oct 29 2009 8:40 PM

We just released our first music video. We would love to know what you think! -Bennett

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Oct 27 2009 6:15 PM

WOOHOOO!!!

<3 ~ Zenon !
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Oct 27 2009 5:29 PM

you guys are great <3

and so are your cats
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Oct 27 2009 5:29 PM

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Oct 27 2009 8:33 AM

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Oct 26 2009 9:24 PM

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Oct 26 2009 4:22 PM


Get the double A-side Single Now From 7 Digital!

And keep an eye out for the limited edition Green Vinyl! Thanks for the support!
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Oct 26 2009 6:02 AM

you guys were so rad last night! thanks so much for coming! keep in touch! kisses n shit :D <333
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Oct 26 2009 4:28 AM

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I FUCKING LOVE YOU GUYS IT WAS AWESOME NICE MEETING YOU WE SHOULD ROAST MARSHMALLOWS AND START A CULT SOMETIME DID I MENTION YOU GUYS PUT ON A GOOD SHOW?


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Oct 23 2009 9:56 PM




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10 Jan 2010 Biebob Vosselaar
11 Jan 2010 Academy Islington London
12 Jan 2010 La Locomotive Paris
13 Jan 2010 Live Music Hall Cologne
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15 Jan 2010 Arena Vienna
16 Jan 2010 Posthof Linz
17 Jan 2010 MOR Cafe Zlin
18 Jan 2010 TBA Ljubljana
19 Jan 2010 Estragon Bologna
20 Jan 2010 Matrix Bochum
21 Jan 2010 Z7 Pratteln
22 Jan 2010 LKA Longhorn Stuttgart
23 Jan 2010 Hellraiser Leipzig
24 Jan 2010 Postbahnhof Berlin
25 Jan 2010 Markthalle Hamburg

*more dates to be added soon
FALLEN MARTYR (NOW ON ITUNES! EP ONLY $6)

FALLEN MARTYR (NOW ON ITUNES! EP ONLY $6)



Oct 22 2009 12:30 AM

Playin with The Faceless + Dying Fetus + Vital Remains + MORE! Appearing @ SONAR NOVEMBER 29th Baltimore, MD $16 Hit us up for tickets!
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Oct 21 2009 5:29 PM


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Oct 17 2009 4:50 PM

Our EP "The Six Roots Of True Will" is available for download NOW on iTunes! Preview some of the tracks on our myspace also add us on our other social networks! www.facebook.com/fallenmartyrofficial www.youtube.com/fallenmartyrofficial www.twitter.com/fallen_martyr thanks!
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