Ok, so. I am a self promoting musician, which means that I am writing my own bio. I think it's hilarious when self-promoting musicians write their own bios and talk about themselves in the third person, how wonderful they are. I'm not gonna do that. Honestly, for the past year I've been waiting tables in Santa Monica. However! The table waiting has come to an end - FOREVER! Last fall I toured as an opener for the Ginger Ninjas. We hit the east coast on bicycles. The tour was a low-impact, pedal generated music celebration. All equipment was towed and even powered using pedal-generated electricity. The audience was often invited to get on stage and pedal the bikes to make the sound, taking crowd participation to a new level.
As for me, I was born and raised in Jacksonville, FL (EAST COAST!) I started piano at 10, guitar at 15 and I've been singing... well, if you count singing along to Madonna LIKE A VIRGIN, then FOREVER. Moved to Hawaii at 18 (turned 19 a week later) to pursue academic studies. I majored in MARINEBIOLOGYZOOLOGYPOLITICALSTUDIESENVIRONMENTALSTUDIES, and all in the course of 5 years. Half way in I decided to pursue music. My father (bless him) talked me into finishing my studies, so I do have a degree in Environmental Studies, but I just play music... and teach yoga, and write, and lots of other things. However, I am so thankful for my studies. Studying the Environment opened my eyes to truth. The environment is not just about grassy fields, redwoods and coral reefs. The Environment is EVERYTHING. It is your surroundings. The people you meet. The clothes you wear. THE PEOPLE THAT MAKE YOUR CLOTHES. We are beings, coexisting. We are all connected. We are all one. These are the things that I am most interested in expressing through my muisc. I moved to Los Angeles to pursue music AND do a yoga teacher training which I finished in September 2007 (did I mention that I LOVE YOGA!?) Yoga profoundly influences my music, but not in a cheesy way. It is my hope that through music, I can give truth, hope and light to those who will listen (ok, so that was a little cheesy - but my music isn't - I PROMISE!). As for my music - I'm calling it "Indie-Electro-Folk," but really, you should just come experience it for yourself.
PHIL GREEN AND THE PROJECT, HEAL YOU VIDEO
THE PROJECT COVERING THE PATTY GRIFFIN SONG "EVERY LITTLE BIT"
Hello Crystal, How's cali treating you!!!!! friendship request................................accepted. Yes!!! Kudos, much love and respect!!!!!!!!!! "HOLLOW SAILS" by PINEAPPLE
Thanks from the oldest city!!!!!!! Come out Oct. 16th the Kulture Hookah Lounge!!! 223 W. King St. 10pm-1am 18 and Up PINEAPPLE and CHUPA CABRA!!!!!!
how'd the record release go? whish I could have been there. I want to buy a cd from you when I see you again. I want one for my Bro too... he would really dig what youu do. LOVE YOU HOT MAMMA!
I really enjoyed Saturday. The location was perfect for you. I like the new look but when I take you to coffee, We will have to stop by the Gap for a pair of Gap Jeans. My Crystal will forever be a denimn girl in my eyes. love still Brown eyed girl. BTW-- Great Gams. Been running a lot?????
here's what you need for sneaking into a festival; a pair of rubber gloves, a cap, a pair of shades, a hi-vis vest and a black plastic bag to collect rubbish (and to smuggle in a ton of booze).
check out this beast of a maniac....what. a. legend. ......i'm going paint him into a mural.....i'm going to buy a techno viking hoody......me and waxer have already turned the dance into a session sketch......prepare to laugh and be amazed..... IT'S TECHNO VIKING
I knew a girl named Cryssy, I used to watch her strum a six string, I met her in a downtown nightclub standing there in my favorite jeans She said I've got a CD, It'll cost dime & I could not resist, As I watched those Brown eyes shine.
Come back christy come back!!! LMFAO sung to Darling Nicky
CRYSTAL>On Tuesday, Please come--- (WITH YOUR GUITAR)---to Square One in San Marco as I will be sitting in with Aerial Tribe. I'm serious. 10:00 to 1:30 this Tuesday night
Miss Stafford:: come to Square One---- TONIGHT-------- as I will be sitting in with Aerial Tribe. I am so concerned that someone might forget to get me a Yingling Beer. HAHAHAAHhAHHAHA I'm serious. 10:00 to 1:30 this Tuesday night. It will be nice to catch up. You do not have to wear the Jeans.
HOLY SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU? I AM EVERYONE AND NO ONE. DON'T GO BLASTING ME WITH A LASER OR ANYTHING, OK? WE ARE A PEACEFUL RACE. LASER? HA, I'M NOT A SCIENTIST, MAN. IT WOULD BE BRILLIANT TO HAVE A LASER GUN THOUGH, WOULDN'T IT? OH, SO WHAT KIND OF FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGY DO YOU CARRY WITH YOU? EEEMMM.....I HAVE AN IPOD......IT CAN FIT 20,000 SONGS ONTO IT. AN IPOD?....YOU HAVE IPODS ON YOUR PLANET? MY PLANET?.....ARE YOU ON SOMETHING, MAN? ....... ........ .......half a trip. .......YOU DIDN'T HONESTLY THINK YOU WERE SPEAKING TO AN ACTUAL ALIEN, DID YOU? ........YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN? AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA.....I'M FROM LONDON. ........REALLY? YEAH. I'M ON MY WAY BACK FROM A TECHNO PARTY IN SHEPARD'S BUSH.......E
So the world is pretty small. I'm pretty sure I ran into Anastasia's blog somewhere other than your page and I was listening to some music on her page and saw you were opening for her.... hehe hope you are doing great. maybe i'll see you sometime in the future
when i was 19, i rode a girl called 'june'.........i was drunk and made the mistake of going down on her, having forgotten about the chewing in my mouth.....i have no idea why i didn't stop and take it out......but by the time i about to do so, it was too late - the chewing gum had become entangled in her pubes..........what a hastle.....i had to make all these ' i'm enjoying this sex' sounds, whilst trying to work the chewing gum out of her fanny.....i was under the bedsheet fingering her with one hand, and wrestling with the chewing, with the other.......i might as well have been trying to extract it from a fuckin typewriter.......it took me about 15 minutes to ease it free, without damaging the poor girl.....and when i had completed the mission, there was nothing else to do but eat this strange ball of pube-chewing gum.....it was delightful...
......yeah, and then, just after i had resurfaced, i called her 'gwen' (her sister's name).........she sreamed " WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?", and kicked me in the chest, right out of her bed - and the thud of my naked body hitting her carpet caused me to cripple myself with laughter.....but i somehow managed to convince her that i said gwen's name on purpose (i definately didn't - i had a massive crush on her sister - as did everyone else)..........still, i got my bell end - and that's all that counts...........so there.
HOLY SHIT, WHAT ARE YOU?
I AM EVERYONE AND NO ONE.
OH, SO WHAT KIND OF FUTURISTIC TECHNOLOGY DO YOU CARRY WITH YOU?
