MySpace a place for friends

I guess I should just cover the basics:

- I don't get out much, for the time being I work a whole lot. This is a non-negotiable hazard of being my friend. If that is going to be a problem, we probably can't hang out.

- When/if we hang out I will probably constantly be checking my Crackberry. This is not a big deal unless you make it one.

- I like people that vote, and do so with a purpose. Please be one of these people.

- I alternate between cowboy boots and shitty pairs of Converse All-Stars I've had for years. Judging someone by their clothing is about as cool as judging them by their taste in music, you pretentious fucks.

- I will probably always like my cat more than you.

- If you're the kind of person who thinks I "need" you, please ask yourself what the fuck can you do for me that I can't do for myself? Next year will probably be rougher. I enjoy the good fight. You pricks can't break me.

- Fact: I am a very shallow person. I do not want to be around people I do not find interesting, attractive, and intelligent. Please don't pretend you aren't as judgmental as I am.

- I seek instant gratification, but am committed to finding happiness in the long term through applying myself.

- Little things make me happy. Smaller things piss me off.


... that's really all you need to know, actually.

Seriously--photographers, clothing designers, makeup artists, and people that make shit happen.

Nobody that will lead to me having to do this:

Dudes with fat stacks and/or big wangs would be cool, too.