My mission is complete word domination! By implementing my mindcontrol devices your will is my way! My goals are very simple dismantle pop culture.No more sugar coated sappy pop bullshit.I shall brainwash the youth of today with machine music "Dadunda"The fate of mankind will be mine.
how has your sunday been ??? i've had a top day today !!!!
i didn't go to chruch,... as our vicar has the mumps,...
so i lozzed about in my dressing gown for a while,...
then i won a dinky thunderbird 2 off ebay for 30p (honest ... but £2. 50p postage!)
then i beat 'little frank' (my ventrilloquist puppet) at subbuteo,...
then i wrote a brilliant song called "who needs a trowl ? when you've got crab teeth!"
thank you for being mymyspace ace friend,.. and i'll try and keep you up-to-date
on my semi-proffesional show-biz-ness career....
Ohhh baby I dedicate this to all the pretty girls All the pretty girls Its on (echo) All the pretty girls, in the world And the ugly girls too Cause to me your pretty anyways baby
Verse 1:
You give me your number, i call you up You act like ur pussy dont interrupt I don't have no problem with you f**king me But i have a little problem wit you not f**king me Baby you know ima take care of you Cause you say you got my baby, and i know it ain't true Is it a good thing? no its bad bitch For good or worse, makes you switch So i walk on over with my crystal Bitches, niggaz put away your pistols Dirty wont be having it in this house Cause bitch i'll cripple your style Now that you heard my calm voice You couldn't get another nigga, hoochie wont get moist If you wana look good and not be bummy, girl you better give me that money Aooow...
Hook: kelis
Hey, dirty, baby i got your money Don't your worry, i said hey. Baby i got your money X2
Verse2:
Yo! so i glanced at the girls, girls glanced at me I whispered in their ear, wana be with me? You wana look pretty though, in my video Ol' dirty on the hat and i let you all know Just dance! if you caught up in the holy ghost trance If you stop! ima put the killer ants in your pants I'm the o-d-b as you can see Every eye, don't you be watching me I don't want no problems cause i put you down In the ground where you can not be found I'm just dirt dog trying to make sum bunny So give me my streaks and give me my honey radio, yes all day, everyday Recognize i'm a fool and ya luuuuuuuuuuv me! None of you nmph better look at me funny Nmph you know my name now give me my money!
Hook x2 Dirty: sing it, sing it girls! (during hook) Just shake it right now! Somebody else: if dirty want his money I think ya'll should give him his money Dirty: that's how i like giiiiiiiirlllll
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