Come on now, I'm a guy. My interests are limited to females, sports, and toys. Everything else is not needed for survival. And yes, toys ARE NEEDED.
Again, i was going to update this....but thats not needed, still the same.
Music
I'm still rocking the Ipod, with no new songs on it. I don't need to. Got lots of cool songs from(that BITCH) Kelly Clarkson(I'm kidding Kelly, I LOVE YOU) and James Blunt. OH yeah, throw in a little Ludicris, some D12, and all the other shit that keeps me moving with a step in my gait.
Movies
PORNO....no not really. No, "not really" that I don't like them, cause I do. Just don't watch to many of them. But I DO like them.
Television
Entourage, Big Love, Sportscenter....If I was to make it big in Hollywood, I'd live just like Entourage. I'd get all of my friends, and it would be a pussy fest (for them, i'm married now, so not for me). Big love....whats not to love. I mean, THE GUY HAS THREE PUSSIES TO CHOOSE FROM. Granted he also has the headache that is attached to each pussy, but WHATEVER.
Books
NO books!! My magazine rack in the shitter is packed full of magazines I've still yet to read. The books will have to wait for vacation.....
Heroes
Stinky Hardy. The guy has traveled all over the state of Alaska and has like 90 kids. Granted he wasn't a father to them, but he did get LOADS of pussy....and that's cool.
Culley's Details
Status:
Married
Here for:
Friends
Orientation:
Straight
Hometown:
Fairbanks, Alaska
Body type:
5' 11"
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Religion:
Jewish
Zodiac Sign:
Libra
Smoke / Drink:
No / Yes
Children:
Someday
Education:
Some college
Occupation:
Honie's Sex Slave
Income:
$75,000 to $100,000
Culley's Schools
Manhattanville College
Purchase,New York
Graduated: N/A
Student status: Alumni
Degree: None
Major: Women and Hockey
Who I'd like to meet: If at one point in time our paths have crossed, and during that time you felt that I was worth knowing; then please, i'd like to meet you (again). So many people during my short life so far, and everyone has left an impression deeper than they imagine they have.
sup matt, hows things goin in nome? just chillin here in anc, burnin money that i should be savin so its goin good? hey u wanna hear somethin funny? my folks want me to but them a 1700 dollar arctic oven tent for christmas and they said thats the only thing i would get everyone for christmas. anyways just thought i drop a line and see wats newsy? stay away from pooches and guches! so says the dash
BRO! what is going on. I have opened this new my space page as I do not remember the logon to the Fords one. How has everything been? I know that Dean hung out with you a couple of weeks ago. Send me an e-mail to chris.ford@ch2m.com so that we can get back in touch. Talk to you soon. FORD
me and banner get outa school on the 30th adn we'l be back in nome the first or 2nd week of may sometime, depnedin on how gay it gets in anchorage. we were takin today and decided you shoudl take us huntin or some shit, we want to kill a bear. so get back to us quick bithc. oh and banner wnated me to tell you to suck a dick or he loves dick, i cant remember which one it was.
Dude,I am blown that you are a DAD! wow! and to a DAUGHTER too?! Listen..I know I'm like 15 years early and whatnot....but don't go & be like those crazy Dads...gettin all "willy nilly" over her dating, kay? Chasing her boyfriends with a shotgun when she's a teen does not classified as a "hunting trip"! But in the interim....congrats bro-ham! Enjoy this time! She's so adorable!
MATT CULLEY IS A DAD! WHOOO.. you would have never thunk.. i'm so happy for you and honie!!! never talked with you in awhile there bud.. hope all is good.. kids are the greatest creations FOR REAL!
Sup Matt! i'll trade you T-dog for Mini Matt!!! she's sooo super sweet. denali braved holding her and we decided she "just feels pink". i can't get over how your DNA trumped honie's...she'll look like you with boobs haha! how is the black-eye, god damn that was funny :) (well, for me but not you)
So how goes the random weather there? Kid finally there to shake your reality? Thought I'd let you know it about 90-100 degrees here and the girls are all fine.
Merry Christmas...homo. Thanks for the present. I think I'll wear it on the trip back thru the states. How many funny looks you think I'll get walking thru the airports??? Should be fun. More another time...good luck with the bro, Mike and the Ox hunht. Don't be fucking up my machine...better yet...fuck up my machine...a new E-TEC Ski-Doo would be nice! more another time
gotta wait till the first of january. I am picking up my snowmachine tonight so that was a relief but a big hit in the wallet. oh well, it is only money! nice fucking weather huh?
Just getting bashed left and right on myspace. How goes the freezing cold and the crooked stove pipe that scared you? Oh yea got an ankle biter yet or you still lost in your world if disillusion? Have fun not getting into any stupid trapping stories and freezing your nards off.
