I hereby give you two options, you may only take one. You can worship me, or be left out when the space brothers land and usher in a new era of peace and harmony for humanity.
What's that? You'll worship me? Sexcellent. Just send $19.95 a month for membership fees.
Who I'd like to meet:
The kind of woman who doesn't mind a short, hairy, homely man so long as he has an enormous.......Income.
