VICTROLA is back.
"are you even psycho?!"

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20 years old
Heartside, Grand Rapids, Michigan
United States



Last Login: 9/6/2008
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    VICTROLA is back.'s Interests
Generaltypography, music, movies, photography, art..

the best hugs come from:

[Big] Nicholas Richard Cascarella.
Sean Michael Fitzpatrick.
Erik John Jodko.
David Vernon Zarling III.
Franklin Broder.
Albert George Borrego.
Joel Scott Binge.
Heidi Uhlman.
Victor Uhlman.
Adam Wegener.
Shawn Gordon Martin.
Music
Moviesbattlefield baseball.
Televisionarrested development, family guy, mythbusters, ninja warrior, the office, QUANTUM LEAP, the sopranos.
Booksslapstick, and any other works by Kurt Vonnegut
the catcher in the rye by J.D. Salinger
100 years of solitude, memories of my melancholy whores, and love in the time of cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
invisible monsters, choke, survivor, haunted, and all other works by Chuck Palahniuk
in cold blood by Truman Capote
the great gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald
the harry potter series by J.K. Rowling
the rules of attraction and american psycho by Bret Easton Ellis
the rum diary and other works by Hunter S. Thompson
the bell jar by Sylvia Plath
I know this much is true and she's come undone by Wally Lamb
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Heroes











Robert Sheardy, Bruce Campbell, Henry Rollins, Quentin Tarantino, Chris Garver
Groups: xAPPxReggielandSupport Same-Sex Marriage!Kurt Vonnegut Fan ClubGrand RapidsKevin Sheehan is the shit.

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     VICTROLA is back.'s Details
Status:Single
Orientation:Straight
Hometown:yale, mi
Zodiac Sign:Pisces
Occupation:shit talker.

   VICTROLA is back.'s Schools
Kendall College Of Art And Design
Grand Rapids, MI
Graduated: N/A
Major: Graphic Design
Minor: general badass-ery
 

2006 to Present

   VICTROLA is back.'s Networking
Photography - Other - Photographer

Music - Administrative - Booking
at the DAAC in downtown grand rapids.
Music - Marketing - Art Design




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About me:



this is where
my heart lies.



"A man may stand there and put all America behind him."
Henry David Thoreau


trying to look good limits my life.
Stefan Sagmeister.


"I became aware that the invincible power that has
moved the world is unrequited, not happy, love."
Memories of My Melancholy Whores Gabriel García Márquez


"The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation."
Walden Henry David Thoreau


I'm beginning to realize, much to my dismay, that I am far too romantic for my own good and my heart is several sizes too large. very few people will believe that, but it's the truth.

I love when I see strangers kiss their babies.

Who I'd like to meet:

Kurt Vonnegut. I've never had as much respect for anyone as I do for Kurt Vonnegut. At least once a week I read something he wrote and have to keep myself from crying. To remember that he is gone makes my soul hurt.


this happens to be one of them.


life goals:

win someone's unborn child

eat pizza that looks like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle pizza COMPLETED! 032907 Thank you to Vito's on the Hill and Cody Tuttle for aiding in the completion of this goal.

play with clay like in Berenstein Bears

be boo'ed by an entire stadium at a major sports event.

be in a plane crash.

be formally banished from a city, state, or country.

remove Comic Sans from every computer in the world and destroy it's entire existence. Vincent Connare will rue the day he brought this plague upon man kind.

spread the teachings of how to give a perfect high five to everyone in the world. never again will your pinky fingers brush past each other, never again will you be struck in the arm by a mis-aimed hand, and never again will a moment of glory be destroyed by a sub-par celebration. see: this

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Amanda Eileen





Sep 6 2008 6:18 PM

cuda19bbygrl?
Cecill





Sep 6 2008 1:24 PM

VICTORLIAAAA. im gunna come visit you tomorow before i go back to school monday lol. yea so im almost done being sickkk. i had pneumonia then the meds made me break out in hives! im a mess.





I MISS U BBY GURL! lol
ERIK





Sep 6 2008 12:49 AM

I'm off to North Carolina tomorrow for like eight days. I'm pretty pumped.

How's life been since that terrible day you left me?
Cecill





Sep 2 2008 12:29 PM

cause im to lazy to fix that... and i dont really sit on my computer alot im usually on the couch. yea i didnt go to schoool today, i would probably vomit all over everyone. lol.
Big Nick





Aug 31 2008 3:27 PM

come back. word.
Cecill





Aug 28 2008 6:36 PM

hiii. i wish i had something exciting to tell you but since you left nothing good happens :(:( i saved a mouse tho it was exciting. i actually saved two but one had a broken leg so i think it died.
Jes Kramer





Aug 28 2008 3:18 PM

It was good to see you last night!
Steph ♥





Aug 25 2008 11:04 PM

COME HOMMMMEEEEEEEE!!!!! I miss you
stacy





Aug 25 2008 6:06 PM

OH MY GODDDD!!
haha that's so cute and sad =]
i found this pug in walled lake that i want really bad named Duke Trevor of Manchester. like REAL bad. haha
I want to ask Suzanne but I'm afraid she'll say no :( I just want to start filling out the adoption papers right now!
kendall





Aug 25 2008 5:31 PM

welcome back victoria :)
Minnesota





Aug 24 2008 1:26 AM

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fuck yeah FELICIA





Aug 23 2008 4:25 AM

Girl - I want to spread your wings and fly (and fly)
Girl - I want to get inside you and die (and die)
Elliot Reynolds, PhD.





Aug 23 2008 3:41 AM

Fuck Grand Rapids stay in MA!!!
XTylerX





Aug 22 2008 10:24 AM

THATS ME!!!!
Natalie Fern Cromley





Aug 22 2008 3:20 AM

OOh man I can't wait to see what this might be haha
Is this something only you and I would find funny and a select few others?
Cecill





Aug 21 2008 4:47 PM

check out my layout, i thought it might make you giggle a little bit.
stacy





Aug 20 2008 12:04 AM

bahahahaha oh man
yes you do.
just admit it.
it'll be the first step to recovery
Cecill





Aug 19 2008 10:15 PM

HI, IM VICTORIA AND IM ADDICTED TO FEEDING FRENZY!!



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stacy





Aug 19 2008 5:36 PM

isn't that like...his birthday or something? I know its in july.
are they going to release them all on that date or whaaat
stacy





Aug 19 2008 10:27 AM

sisterhood of the traveling pants?? haha oh man. i purposely didn't go to see that movie because i knew a would be a big ball of tears and slobber. Dude i hope its november, i heard it might have been moved back though because of that twilight movie coming out? which is lame sauce.
Give me HP damnit
stacy





Aug 18 2008 11:26 PM

I have no clue when it comes out though! Those little freaks just put "This year" at the end of the trailer. haha I would like to hear that phone conversation. ridiculous. to say the least i'm sure. You'll probably get some poor 16 year old sap who just started working there last week with phone anxiety.
stacy





Aug 18 2008 11:19 PM

DUDE.



can we see this like in the imax pretty please?
Dan


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Aug 18 2008 3:58 PM

im sryyyyy.
im broke as fuckkkk
Elliot Reynolds, PhD.





Aug 17 2008 2:17 AM

Ahhhh god damn all the way to P-Town F that.
Come down to Hyannis foo!
Elliot Reynolds, PhD.





Aug 16 2008 11:29 PM

we def need to all hang again before you go home
GuynamedGuy


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Aug 16 2008 10:56 PM

thank you, im relaxin in my apparment at the moment.
What have you been up to?
Natalie Fern Cromley





Aug 16 2008 6:51 PM

that i was actually thinking?
Its true i was just deal with it things are a changing in my life now ahaha
Natalie Fern Cromley





Aug 16 2008 6:41 PM

Ok so i was doing this thing called thinking today i have kinda a master plan...I know your like you were actually using your brain and YES i was!!!
Elliot Reynolds, PhD.





Aug 16 2008 2:48 PM

Yeah so I sikipped like 90% of the classes so what? I think j got the jist of the course.
Elliot Reynolds, PhD.





Aug 16 2008 1:31 PM

So what if I don't have an acctual phd, I have a self proclaimed phd in awesome! And as for 13 year old girls, fuck'em!
xAdam LMB.AWDx [L's the V] Brits Got A Bush!!!