When I think about you I touch my elf...
I do it all for my kinkyfans! You guys are the best bunch of friends a girl could ever have! I wanna hear from each and every one of you! So send me your comments and messages of lo?e!
Here's a kinky little smiley badge to add to your profile if you want. It’s kinda like a membership card, if you know what I mean. So don’t be shy, display it proudly! Bonus points if I visit your page and see it there!
Kinky Boots catwalk
A shoemaker and a female impersonator are unlikely allies working to keep a struggling shoe factory from closing. In the process they not only become friends but learn something about themselves and each other. This movie is very poignant and funny. Everybody watch this one for me, okay?
Pee Wee's Big Adventure tequila
Pee Wee gets into one wacky situation after another as he tries to recover his stolen bicycle. A classic Tim Burton movie that never gets boring even though I've watched it about a million times. Okay, that's an exaggeration, but you know what I mean!
Trilogy of Terror clip Karen Black plays a girl who buys a Zuni fetish doll for her boyfriend. When she gets it home it comes to life and chases her around with a steak knife. Yikes! This is like the scariest movie ever. I nearly wet myself the first time I saw it!
Television
That Girl episode | part 2 | part 3
The first time I watched this show, I couldn't believe it! This is totally what I dream about: the story of an aspiring actress trying to make it in the big city. Starring Marlo Thomas as the care free Ann Marie. She always wears the hippest mod fashions. Way to go, girl!
Saving the world before bedtime!
The Powerpuff Girls are the cutest little superpowered kindergarten girls in the world! I lo?e the way they fly around and beat up the bad guys! Girl power! : )
Books
The Cat in the Hat listen
The Cat brings some cheerful chaos to a couple of latchkey kids on a rainy day. He tears the house up with his crazy antics. My all time favorite book of all time! Almost as much fun as jumping up and down on the bed!
Heroes
Bettie Page interview
The greatest pinup girl of all time! Her modelling career still inspires the genre over half a century later. Often imitated, never equalled. Bettie Page is a star who shall always shine forever!
Captain Badass comic
Drop the zero and get with the real hero! This stalwart guardian of Austin, Texas serves justice to evil doers everywhere!
Hi everybody! Welcome to my official fan club! I'm your idol hostess, the lovely Cupid Kinkyboots!
I'm an aspiring starlet, an energetic young girl on the go! I live in Hollywood with my roommates Lucy Estrella and Go-Go Jenny Salsa at Juana's house. Juana converted her garage out back into a little apartment and that's where we stay. Juana is Lucy's aunt and we call her Tia Juana. Tee hee! I have two cutie bunnies named Fido! and Mr. Bigglesworth. They're so soft and fluffy I just lo♥e them :D Me and Jenny work at the 99¢ Store in Silverlake. We got crappy jobs but it helps us pay the bills. I'm also a part-time Communist and my goal is to get a real job at one of the studios here in Hollywood. I like to go out dancing with my friends and look for cute guys. I like to write stuff, read books and listen to music. I'm pretty good at chess. I lo♥e to sing karaoke and play miniature golf. I always wear boots, duh.
My star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. You can see it in front of the Wax Museum. j/k ; )
Momma always told me there are three kinds of people in this world: those who know how to count, and those who don't. I'm pretty sure I fit somewhere into the fourth category, but sometimes I begin to wonder...
I ate my first taco when I was like four years old. It's the very first thing I can remember about myself. Yum!
I went on a field trip to the zoo when I was in the third grade. The teacher had everybody draw a picture of the animal they liked the most. I drew an elephant. I colored her pink with little red toenails. The teacher thought it was so good she posted it on the bulletin board.
One time I had to write a book report about Serbia for my seventh grade geography class. But I didn't wanna do it, so I wrote about Bulgariainstead and got an F for not following directions. That teacher was so mean! He made me do the whole thing over or I wouldn't pass his class.
I went to a junior high school chess tournament when I was thirteen. I was the only girl there and I won with a perfect score of 8-0-0. All the boys were mad 'cause they couldn't beat me! Nyah nyah nyah!
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I bought this kinky license plate at a comic book store. I'm gonna put it on my car. When I get a car, that is.
I get a lot of messages and comments asking if I'll loan out my boots. "Hey Cupid, can I borrow your boots for the weekend? I'm getting married tomorrow and I need something to wear for my honeymoon." Or "Cupid, can I wear your boots to my sister's Quinceañera?" I get requests like this almost every day.
Listen people, these boots are made for Cupid! I don't know where your feet have been! Are you kidding me? I'm a fun gal, but I don't need to get all fungal, if you know what I mean.
I loaned out my boots once before and got them back all covered in mud. What the hell were you doing Jenny? Oh, I went hiking with my boyfriend this weekend. Girl, these are go-go boots, you don't go hiking in them. Well, you should have told me that first Cupid. Hello, you go dancing in these things. C'mon Cupid, you always tell the guys these boots are made for walkin'. That's not funny girl. I really don't have time for this. You better clean these boots right now! Grrr! I was really angry and from that day on I swore never to loan out my boots again.
So please people, don't ask to borrow my boots anymore! I love you all, but not that much!
Mr. Peanut is more than just an American advertising icon, he's a refined symbol of class and sophistication. A true gentleman who dresses smart and is very handsome. I have a tattoo of him on my butt. I'll bet you'd like to see it.
I finished 47th in the U.S. Open ProMiniGolf Tournament held at Hawaiian Rumble in North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Yeah, those little kids in the picture all beat me too. I probably would've done better if I hadn't drank so much tequila the night before. Tee hee! There was a nice barbeque afterwards, though =] I had the grilled chicken and some potato salad.
Your secret wishes can be granted in full - once you know what they really are. "You'll PAY to know what you REALLY think." - J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, The Book of the SubGenius
I'm not conceited.
I'm not egotistical. I'm just super-awesome!
Big Fish!
psycho bunny, qu'est-ce que c'est?
Tia Juana's rooster. A mighty fine cock!
I bought this bunny jack-in-the-box at a yard sale. Isn't it just absolutely adorable? The guy wanted five bucks for it, but I talked him down to three.
When I'm not out dancing at the clubs I'm usually singing karaoke with my friends. Darlene has a karaoke machine at her house and we have little parties over there sometimes. We like to pretend we're on American Idol. Her neighbors don't seem to mind if we get a little too loud and carried away. I start out kinda shy but I sing my best after I've had a couple of margaritas. Tee hee!
It's a lot of fun and we always have a good time : )
Who I'd like to meet:
You!
I always wanna make new kinkyfans! I especially like smart, open-minded people who are nice to me : ) People who are creative and spontaneous with a great sense of humor are certainly welcome in my fan club.
Wats good new friend Gettin it is da new single on my page make sure you add it i dont reply to people if one of my songs is on your page is a movement get wit it
The key soothes the void Inverting your mind for not all that is sacred will survive the eclipse Failure shall breed within the cataclysmic And faith shall deliver your revelation
Yes, I know I post this every Thanksgiving, but, like Thaksgiving itself, it is a "tradition" with me... The picture may be horrible, but so are the roots of this "holiday."
To my friends from other parts of the world, uhhmmm...I guess you could "give thanks" anyways. Like, you can be thankful that you have a computer so you can receive many disgusting images from me; and you can ALWAYS be thankful that this world has CATS...and dogs, and gerbils, and stink-bugs!
Happy Thanksgiving from The Superions! Share this video with your friends and family this holiday and tell them to download "Who Threw That Ham At Me" now on iTunes.
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I bought this kinky license plate at a comic book store. I'm gonna put it on my car. When I get a car, that is.
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