I am influenced solely by money. That is my only motivating factor in life. See right over there to the right -> yeah, that. You can buy my songs right there. They're only $.99 each. You can afford that. I have Happy Meals and Yoohoo I need to pay for!
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In reality, I sound most like Moby and Fatboy Slim. However, I WISH I sounded more like Jesus. If I did, think of all the money I could get from all those Christian music people! I could go on tour with Creed and P.O.D. We would have Stryper as our opening act. I would convert Matisyahu. Then, maybe I would star in a direct-to-video film directed by Kirk Cameron. In about 5 years or so, I'd break down under the stress of it all and start hanging out with the wrong crowd- maybe even Psychic TV. I'd probably set a hotel room on fire while worshipping the dark lord. Word would get out and my loyal Christian following- who up to now had tolerated the fact that I'm Jewish- would desert me in droves. Then, they would come back- but just to protest outside my house and support Gov. Palin for Vice President. All in all, not a bad plan.
Curewitz is just one guy: Matt Curewitz. You know, kinda like nine inch nails but without all that angst and talent. Curewitz goes by his last name for two reasons: 1) Its not taken already and 2) His brother told him it means "Son of a bitch" in Russian and is therefore cool.
Curewitz is not especially talented and you shouldn't listen to his music. However, since you're here now, you're screwed. Curewitz's background is mostly in punk rock but then he got GarageBand and now he spends what remains of his youth sampling and mixing. All of Curewitz's punk rock friends think this is excessively lame and oftentimes throw stuff at him.
So you might wonder why I would put this site together after being heckled by those around me. Why does anyone go into music? To have hot girls hit on them. Thus, if you are a hot girl, you should hit on me. If you are not a hot girl then you probably know one. Get that hot girl to hit on me. If they refuse, offer them money. If they take the money, then you know which of your hot friends are whores. This is information that can come in very handy. You can thank me later.
I try to offer an all-purpose myspace site. For example, while you're here, you should check out my blogs and subscribe Or, if you're a visiual person, you can check out my Toby pictures series. I also have Xombie Matt and Nature by Joce I can also offer you spiritual advise. Ok, the spiritual advice is crap. The best I can come up with is "God only loves your for your body. Satan is interested in your soul." But I do love hearing from you guys. Drop me a line. I respond in kind.
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Hi, thank you for your friendship here on MySpace! It means such a lot and any support you can give is gratefully received. There are 8 songs on my profile, all different and I would be honoured if you could give them a listen sometime and maybe write a comment and add some of my music to your profile......maybe watch the You Tube vids......maybe check the official website out......maybe become a fan.....maybe get the album from itunes/amazon or somewhere...........mmmmmm.....just a comment would be awesome. Thanks. Peace x Click here for the official Tony King website
On September 14, 2007, Wisconsin activst Amy Burns sent out a circular urging her readers to go to the Baltimore Sun to join in what is destined to be one of its hottest forums ever, a war of minds over the "sport" of hunting, with emphasis on bow-hunting. While her readers began pondering, comments from the pro-hunting side came in hard and fast. "America's most-hated Anti" Anthony Marr jumped in head first, and so did leading anti-huntresses Tierra and Mamasita. Amazingly, the battle is still raging as we speak, more than two years later in November 23, 2009! The total number of comments so far has exceeded 93,000, and growing. This is a phenomenon, and destined to be a classic, not to be missed if you care about animals at all.
haha yeah im not to worried bout the dollar becomin the next peso eiher, idk but i feel the only way the dollar will be replaced is if the US goes down the old fashioned way just like everyother world power in history, somebody good enough invades n dominates and/ or nukes every major city in this country. Both i doubt will end with a new world power but rather with us moving to the center of the earth where its still warm cuz we created the world prophesied in the divinley inspired matrix trilogy :-P
Hi, If you live in the Massachusetts or the surroundings you can help the French band Jack Dupon by contacting Dave Roberge from Transit Music Group. Here to comment : www.myspace.com/transitmusicgroup Here for an e-mail : transitmusic2@aol.com And tell him, Yes we want Jack Dupon for a United-States-Tour in 2010. Thanks and greetings from France......
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