Baseball; Writing; Movies; Hanging Out; Music; Musicals; Broadway; Historical Research; the Past; Sleeping; Being me; Laughing.
Music
If I listed all the different sorts of music that I liked I would be here all day. Suffice to say, my iPod is full. Keep in mind, I havehad worked in a music store since I was 16.
Movies
10th Kingdom; Alice in Wonderland; Batman+; Beauty & the Beast; Beetlejuice; Bill & Ted+; Boondock Saints; Brave Little Toaster; Brother's Grimm; Calamity Jane; Charlie & the Chocolate Factory; Chicago; Chitty, Chitty, Bang, Bang; Clue; Corpse Bride; Cry Baby; Dogma; EDDIE IZZARD+; Finding Nemo; Full Metal Panic+; Goonies; Grease+; Harry Potter+; Haunted Mansion; Heathers; Hercules; Hocus Pocus; Hook; the Grinch; Into the Woods; Inuyasha; Jumanji; Labyrinth; Little Mermaid; Little Shop of Horrors; LotR+; Lost Boys; Magical Legend of the Leprechauns; Mary Poppins; National Treasure; NEWSIES; Nightmare Before Christmas; Peter Pan; Phantom of the Opera; Pirates of the Caribbean; Police Academy+; Princess Bride; Rat Race; Red Eye; Rent; Romeo + Juliet; Scooby Doo; Shrek+; Teen Witch; Van Helsing; Who Framed Roger Rabbit; Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory; Without a Paddle; Wizard of Oz.
Television
LOST, Prison Break, CSI, Pushing Daisies and Survivor. Is there anything else worth watching?
Books
Artemis Fowl+; Harry Potter+; Lemony Snicket+; Wild Magic; Phantom of the Opera; Wicked; Sherlock Holmes+; anything by Diana Wynn Jones; anything by Neil Gaiman; anything by Terry Pratchett; LotR+; Narnia; school books x_x; 10th Kingdom; anything I write myself.
Heroes
SBL; WDL Iⅈ TVL; KML; JMT; & a whole bunch of other letters you need not know.
I am a girl, and have been one for the past 24+ years. Joy. I'll answer to Jessica or Jess, maybe even stress, but only a select few can call me that evil Y word - and even then I might not answer.
I have my strengths, I have my weaknesses - probably not as many of one and too many of the other. Oops. I take too many vitamins. I'm honest and, yeah, I really don't know how to stop & think before I open my mouth. So, sorry in advance if I offend you. At least you've been warned, eh.
I like to read. I like to write. I don't ever find the time to do either. I watch baseball, instead. Lets go Mets. Plus, I'm a huge history buff and I sincerely believe that I was born in the wrong century. Stick me into the hellhole that was 19th century New York City and I would thrive.
Even though I know, I don't wanna know...
QUOTES
because I like to laugh; you should too. of course, they're really not that funny if you don't share in my sense of humor. oh well.
" What. . . oh, I've wiped the file? Oh, damn. . . I've wiped ALL the files? . . . I've wiped the internet? Oh no, I don't even have a modem! " -- EDDIE IZZARD
" And the National Rifle Association says that, "Guns don't kill people, people do, but I think the gun helps, you know? I think it helps. I just think just standing there going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill too many people, is it? You'd have to be really dodgy on the heart to have that" -- EDDIE IZZARD
" It was Peace. Peace is when you would shake the hands of the people around you. And you knew peace was coming because the priest would say it five times rapid fire. He'd go, "My peace I leave, my peace I give to you. While we ate Reese's Pieces with the Lord. And I have a piece of lint in my peaceful EYE!" -- DANE COOK
" Who doesn't like movies? Who has ever said, "Hey, you wanna go see a movie?" "Fuck that and fuck you, movies! The whole idea of it, it's just wrong and fake and no. " -- DANE COOK
" Remember the movie where this girl was babysitting and the guy kept calling up the house with that voice and he would go "Have you checked the children?" It's called "When A Stranger Calls" and that movie was terrifying. And this girl kept picking up the phone and she was terrified but she'd be like "Hello?" "Have you checked the chiiildren?" If that were me I would have been like "Fuck the children, my shift is officially over!" If somebody calls and messes with you on the phone like that you don't become terrified, you mess back. If somebody calls and was like "have you checked the children?" I'd be like "I killed them!" " -- DANE COOK
" I saw a fish all by itself, I said, "Dude, you should stay in school." " -- MITCH HEDBERG
" My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter, but I don't want them too. I'm like, "Hey... Hold on fellows... Let me hold one of you, and feed you a leaf." Koala bears are so cute, why do they have to be so far away from me. We need to ship a few over, so I can hold one, and pat it on its head. " -- MITCH HEDBERG
" How could I forget? He's into dead girls! " -- KAGOME
" Yeah, you wanna fight? I'll summon Bonta-Kun again! He'll fumoffu your ass until you cry! " -- KANAME CHIDORI
" The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you." -- RITA MAE BROWN
" We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police. " -- JEFF MARDER
" If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? " -- LINDA ELLERBEE
" When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. " -- ELAINE BOOSLER
" Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
" -- JOE LOUIS
" If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex? " -- ART HOPPE
" I would never do crack... I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
" -- DENIS LEARY
" Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.
" -- JERRY SEINFELD
" An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold
onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off
the earth. " -- IRISH SAYING
" If anyone asks, there were 50 of them... and they were rattlesnakes. " -- DIEGO (ICE AGE 2)
Who I'd like to meet:
Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for awhile and leave footprints on our hearts. And we are never, ever the same -- ANONYMOUS
someebody on my friends list wrote something really nasty about you in a blog. you need to see this, what happened... sorry about that, but here is the link to it...
Thank you!! I did, and we did! I wish you coulda come, we went back to FAO Schwartz and visited the land of Mary Sue for a short time. :-P Next time we go, we're dragging you along.
