Curtis Walker

About me:

I am a "CALIFORNIAN" That means... -Everyone hates cops -We'll roll up 40 deep when something goes down -I live next door to Mexicans -Our chicks are WAYYYY hotter than yours -I say "like" and "for sure" and "right on" and "dude" and "totally" and "peace out" and "chill" and "tight" and "bro" and I say them often & Don't forget "hella" -I know what real cheese & avocados taste like -I don't get snow days off because there's only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe, Shasta, and Big Bear -I can wear sandals all year long -I go to the Beach - not "down to the shore" -I know 65 mph really means 100 -When someone cuts me off, they get the horn and the finger and high speed chase cuz we dont f**k around on the road -The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border) -My governor can kick your governors ass -I can go out at midnight -You judge people based on what area code they live in, and when asked where you're from, you give your area code -I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a Greek GOD -We don't stop at stop signs... we do a "California roll" No cop no stop baby! -I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day -All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here -We're the Golden State. Not the Cheese State. Not the Garden State.....GOLDEN!!! -We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them) -I have the most representation in the House of Representatives, which means MY opinion means more than yours, which means I'm better than you [geez.... hahaha] and lastly, The best athletes come from here!